Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Jesse Singal, who wrote some anti-GG articles early on but who has criticized a bunch of other anti-GG people since, included the "38 year old consoomer" meme in his latest post on his substack. It's subscribers-only, though.

 
I like how these tweets basically summarize Blobbo's worldview, once put in chronological order.
Start with the classic liberal delusion of how Obama being elected meant that the glorious leftist utopia was now guaranteed to happen, followed by disillusionment that his Superior Future™ was taken away from him. Blame is placed on the common man being able to speak for himself, something that Bob can't abide by considering how he views most people as much dumber than he. This is followed with a statement that would be ominous if Bob had any actual power, but instead is just kinda funny and pathetic. Unless that determination involves firing off another hundred tweets today, he's not gonna do jack shit.
Totally not a eugenicist tweet #531
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A few hours later (after apparently being up all night while most people are sleeping off their booze), Bob continues this line of thinking by painting all populist movements with the broadest brush possible, claiming that it's only white nationalism that's fueling...what, exactly? Last I checked, it wasn't "white nationalism" that was committing most terrorist acts lately. This is once again followed by a call to arms that he won't take up, but he certainly encourages other people to go out and get violent against people who have done literally nothing other than disagree with Bob.
Disney good because china bad
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And finally, Bob proves how much of a good bootlicker he is by defending both Disney and China and downplaying the damage that each has caused, hoping to get in good with whichever overlord will deliver his Superior Future™. You'd almost think that he was actually levying criticism at China in this tweet, but considering all the defense that he's done on Chairman Pooh's behalf in the past, it certainly rings hollow. Newsflash, Blobbo: two things can be really quite bad in their own way, and just because Disney doesn't have death camps (yet), that doesn't mean that their increased monopolization of the entertainment industry isn't all that bad.

All we need is some sperging about clumps of cells and a horrific cooking photo and we'd have the quintessential Bob.
 
I think Blobby is forgetting or ignoring that companies like Disney try really hard to appeal to places like China because, despite how terrible things are there, they can make a big chunk of money off of them. It's hardly different from what China is doing to its own people when it comes down to the end result. It also helps support the practices Bob hates so much about China.
 
Like Devin Faraci and James Gunn
I actually have a question about this thing. According to his Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he defended some pedo named Nick 'Sarah' Nyberg during GooberGate. I vaguely remember Nyberg being brought up at the time but also remember being a little confused by the whole thing, because none of Nyberg's defenders EVER provided evidence to his innocence (though I guess I could be wrong about this, I just never saw it happen).

I guess my main question is if these people are in fact guilty of "no-no bad touching" kids and Bob defended them, how come that's not something that get brought up about Bob more often like the eugenics/"Trump Nation" stuff? I get he talks about the Trump stuff more often so it's easier to get him on that, but still, defending pedo's?
 
Robert spergs about Brexit and the evil Britbongs are holding back the superior future™. Calls the Britbongs "mediocres".
speaking of mediocre, whoever made that map forgot that Iceland, Norway, Switzerland, Liechtenstein and Andorra aren't EU members, and never have been
Romania and Bulgaria weren't members in 2010 either, but why let inconvenient things like facts get in the way of some good old-fashioned propaganda
 
Fuck me, those instagram "look at me, I am having fun, my life is worth having" posts are sad as fuck.

Why would he even post that? Robert seems adamant in showing everybody that he doesn't have a pathetic life, and still he post pictures of him drinking alone in a bar.

And he most definitely was alone, otherwise he would slip a "having a great new year with great friends" or some shit.
 
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Why is Bob wearing two layers over a Hawaiian shirt with a fully exposed and open neck?
That is one of the most confused attempts at layering I have ever seen. He really has no idea how to dress himself.

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Now I could post an image of Bob and Chip here as a witty rejoinder, but that would be bullying.
 
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Why is Bob wearing two layers over a Hawaiian shirt with a fully exposed and open neck?
That is one of the most confused attempts at layering I have ever seen. He really has no idea how to dress himself.

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Now I could post an image of Bob and Chip here as a witty rejoinder, but that would be bullying.
Is it me, or do those photos look fake as hell? There's something off about the facial shapes and head-size-to-body ratio that makes it look like it's been doctored. The news story also adds to the "Most-likely fake" angle.
 
Is it me, or do those photos look fake as hell? There's something off about the facial shapes and head-size-to-body ratio that makes it look like it's been doctored. The news story also adds to the "Most-likely fake" angle.

They are real photos, but for some reason the pictures in the articles are photographs of bended print outs of the mugshots, taken at an angle. You can see it pretty clearly in the original post by the Sheriff's Office.

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