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Bob makes claims of weight loss. Though it will be hard to put on muscle mass since he is already benching 300 pounds.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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XtrmGamr719
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Wait 70 pounds? Okay, for the autists here, can you find any pictures of Bob that show him with any significant changes in body mass? Because 70 pounds is not in the "unnoticeable weight loss" category.
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That was a smokescreen throw away line to cover him admitting he's going to transition. Stunning and brave!
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Remember, in Bobworld there was nothing wrong with Nazi tactics. Only their targets.
Someone should let him know that Hitler was a total manchild dork who was obsessed with a children's adventure book series to the point he made military decisions based on it. Robert will have to rethink his position on ol' toothbrush mustache completely when he realizes the man was a kindred spirit. The biggest difference between the two is that Hitler was competent enough to be successful at politics.
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Not to mention that he was a vegetarian, was incredibly against animal cruelty, was a liberal arts student but failed because his style was simplistic and was fitted better for theatrical set designing but was too shy for it, and the career path suggested to him was too difficult so he gave up.
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He also dabbled in the occult and had a testicle shot off. Then again, the higher ups were all a bunch of wacky people if you removed any war connotations.
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Bare in mind that he's been claiming to have been losing weight now for over a year, and the amount keeps on changing. Strangely the number awhile ago was higher than what he states here.
Why is that Bob?
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Someone’s posting Robert memes on twitter
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Wacky is being nice about it, Himmler, for example, believed he was the reincarnation of a German king. An that's not getting into all the crazy stuff the Nazi would chase after with their occult obsession (well, mostly Hitler and Himmler were into that shit), like one thing they tried to find was this mythical witch that could command swarms of flys because they wanted to recruit her so she'd help get rid of the dead bodies from the camps as their ovens weren't cutting it anymore, thus sickness and disease was starting to spread.
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All too often abandoning mainline religion results not in rational atheism, but in the pursuit of crazy, New Age, Pagan shit. (Now that you don't have a self-righteous killjoy God-Dad looking over your shoulder, you can pursue whatever feelgood metaphysics your corrupt little heart desires. Hence, the Nazis believing in reincarnation and MovieBob believing in Moon Wheat and Brain Uploading.)
One thing that people like Bob never question, is the fact that their belief system always tends to coincide with whatever facts they personally ascribe to. Bob is always going to believe that people like him should be the ultimate moral authority on everything and that everyone who disagrees with him are not only wrong, but evil. Bob is always going to believe that white men are the Devil and that Anita Sarkeesian was oppressed, not because those things are true, but because those beliefs bring comfort and a potential source of status to Bob, should he publicly stan for them to people of like mind. A faithful Christian who has examined their own beliefs might be troubled by the implication that unrepentant sinners go to Hell, but said Christian will have to abide by that implication, since the Bible has said it is true. Bob, however, will never be troubled by the implications of his own beliefs, because he's all too happy to consign White Midwestern Mayonnaise Ghouls and their innocent children to the dustbin of history. He's happy to think of them suffering and relish their downfall, even if it was only their "ignorant" upbringing that made them believe in "evil" things.
The difference between Bob and a faithful Christian is that a faithful Christian might stand by their beliefs, even when threatened with economic ruin and death. Bob however, will never stand by his beliefs if the environment around him suddenly becomes hostile to them. If Bob had been around in the 1930s and the Nazis had promised him a slimming uniform, his own concentration camp, and a harem of Nazi dominatrixes to service him in his off hours, Bob would have shouted "Heil Hitler" so fast, he would have broken the sound barrier.
Rei is shit
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Disney is bigger than the USA by *a lot* 
DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ACTOR*
*who is almost certainly a trump voter
Daily trump shit
Buy his junk on ebay - lmao @ the roma book being unopened. Makes me think about all the praise he gave that film....
And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
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DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY ACTOR*
*who is almost certainly a trump voter
Daily trump shit
Buy his junk on ebay - lmao @ the roma book being unopened. Makes me think about all the praise he gave that film....
And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
‘Chipman Bros. Tangent Podcast Logo’ by thechippa
Now you can have THE CHIPMAN BROS. TANGENT PODCAST logo on your favorite stuff!!! / Logo designed by Joey Chipman: http://www.joeychipman.com/ • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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Beautiful...
If you guys wanna hire this dude for more amazing art, here is his resume.
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Where's his experience with tard wrangling?
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It's hard to tell a story that doesn't exist.
I truly believe Bob is a literal virgin.
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He certainly displays the typical incel rage.
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The first formerly admired elder was probably his dad. Most likely Bob discovered that Mr. Chipman voted for Reagan once, thus permanently robbing Bob of the opportunity to be a consciousness on a usb drive, hurtling through space.
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That's the "tangent line of a curve" that shows that Bob is such an intellectual he took Calculus I in college (at least) once and still vaguely remembers something from it. He could have had a graph of the tangent function in the background instead, but while that would have also been a visual pun on "tangent" it would have only demonstrated that he took trigonometry.And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?
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‘Chipman Bros. Tangent Podcast Logo’ by thechippa
Now you can have THE CHIPMAN BROS. TANGENT PODCAST logo on your favorite stuff!!! / Logo designed by Joey Chipman: http://www.joeychipman.com/ • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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Notice closely that phrase Bob used:
"Aggressive automation of labor"
Why is that important? Because actually working with something tangible that produces results has an incredible effect of focusing the mind and putting things into perspective. Complain about oppression and harm and microagressions and anything else, it won't get one stalk of corn to grow out of the land, or one tree to cut itself into lumber, or make one engine block actually run. Your feelings are absolutely IRRELEVANT to whether or not something works. It reminds folks that there is a reality out there and it is as beautiful and terrifying as every poet and lovecraft described.
But if we can hurry up and automate all of that, then Bobby and his tribe can go about pretending reality doesn't exist and the dumbest shit ever invented by man is what's important.
As long as actual labor and results exist, there will be people out there who know exactly how worthless Bobby is and can call him on it.
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