Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Edit: And Robert deleted the tweet, lol.
 
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Robert, male feminist and tranny chaser, claims women from Red States aren't human:
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I find it funny how these consumerist fat slob who lives in his family's basement acts like he can dictate whose worthy of being human and also being more sexist than the conservatives he wishes death upon by dictating that you are only a woman if you share his political views.

I honestly take back what I say about Mundane Matt being worse than him because at least Matt is just a sniveling coward while Bob is a malicious douchebag who is probably more of a bully than the people who allegedly bullied him in high school.
 
I find it funny how these consumerist fat slob who lives in his family's basement acts like he can dictate whose worthy of being human and also being more sexist than the conservatives he wishes death upon by dictating that you are only a woman if you share his political views.

I honestly take back what I say about Mundane Matt being worse than him because at least Matt is just a sniveling coward while Bob is a malicious douchebag who is probably more of a bully than the people who allegedly bullied him in high school.
Imagine the alleged bullies seeing Bob right now. He'd be mocked for practically everything, which just shows that some things just don't change at all.
 
We honestly should get new material for Bob's bullshit, even he knows that we're being childish in bringing up old stuff. Even if they are still relevant to it.

You make a valid point.

Here's a valid counterpoint: considering Bob's behavior and general understanding of the issues he chooses to discuss, how can one discuss his exploits without touching on childishness?
 
Again, I have no idea why Bobby thinks less than four years of Hillary would give instantly give us advanced hydroponics (because this dumb manchild doesn't know about the more efficient ones like aquaponics or aeroponics), hit the singularity of machine intelligence, build massive projects in space, and transhumanism via uploading of consciousness.

Actually I do know; he's using magical thinking because he's still developmentally a child and can't be fucked to do more than wiki answers and use thesaurus.com to pretend he's smart.

I mean, fuck, it seems like Trump's closer on any of them given he actually funded NASA more and wants to build a standing space force.

And him shitting on Gervais is funny, since he and Ricky have more in common than he'd like; Ricky precisely made his money by dunking on the "ghouls". Idiot Abroad Bobby?
 
Again, I have no idea why Bobby thinks less than four years of Hillary would give instantly give us advanced hydroponics (because this dumb manchild doesn't know about the more efficient ones like aquaponics or aeroponics), hit the singularity of machine intelligence, build massive projects in space, and transhumanism via uploading of consciousness.

B-b-b-b-but Bob successfully ordered and set up a miracle gro garden off of Amazon, therefore with the wealth of the state at her disposal, Hillary can obviously do the same on a larger scale. If only you subnormal flyover troglodytes would have let us evolved coastal elites tell you how to live, you uncultured swine
 
Dumb, privileged white, middle American coal miners should think about how hard poor, marginalized PoC millionaires have it!

I bet if the coal miners were harassed off Twitter for their multi million dollar role in a major motion picture too, they'd understand!
 
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B-b-b-b-but Bob successfully ordered and set up a miracle gro garden off of Amazon, therefore with the wealth of the state at her disposal, Hillary can obviously do the same on a larger scale. If only you subnormal flyover troglodytes would have let us evolved coastal elites tell you how to live, you uncultured swine
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Seriously, no fucking clue why he thinks that Hillary being elected would matter on this front given we already quite easily have the capability to do this shit and actively are doing it.
 
He is getting tons of shit for his gervais take. In DamageControlRobert mode. On the other hand he should enjoy getting more than 5 retweets....
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He is too much of a pussy to name the kiwi but at least he can retweet it
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I guess this means STRAIGHT WHITE MALES aren't privileged because they can get shot in bad neighborhoods.
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Seriously, no fucking clue why he thinks that Hillary being elected would matter on this front given we already quite easily have the capability to do this shit and actively are doing it.

We've gone into it before; the economics of doing this in urban areas rather than established farmland areas just doesn't work. But Bob's queen in exile would make us do what's good for us whether we like it or not in his mind

I don't get why Bob thinks Hillary would build American industry in any way rather than entering into a trade deal that makes it unprofitable to do anything to other than offshore any non-barista employment. Speaking of which, I cannot wait for Starbucks kiosks so I can buy a "small Americano" without a genderfluid minority studies major trying to get me to use the Starbucks branded version of small, medium and large
 
RICKY = BAD HE JUST LIEK TRUMP
MOCK APPLE/DISNEY/CAPESHIT = PUNCHING DOWN RACISM
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His life must be a boston version of Gummo
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HIS FUTURE :story:
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I don't think he can define the difference between the two
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Joey chipman was leaving comments on bobs blog back in 2010.
Cinema Robert: Ricky Gervais is a bad man, he didn’t bow down to trannies. Why do all these people laugh and cheer the bad man I hate? He has bad opinions, I disagree with him, he was cancelled!!
 
I mean ... it's not bad, but "best of the decade"? I assume it's the "one world" fart-huffing that made his enlarged heart skip a few more beats than usual. Personally all it made me feel was depressed over the loss of Rutger Hauer.
I also remember he wanted it to beat Dunkirk at the box office because of his hate boner towards Nolan. Much like Scott Pilgram getting wrecked by The Expendables, Valerian got wrecked hard by Dunkirk.
 
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