Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Holy fuckballs. We've reached a point where Bob Chipman, techno-prophet of the Superior Future and Heir Apparent to the Ecumenopolis of Manhattanized New York State, is defending the merits of cartomancy and palmistry. This is it, my lads, this is it, this is the absolute fucking nadir of Bob's intellectual dishonesty and hypocrisy. He takes a shot at Catholicism on the way. Hmm. What Catholic sacraments might be "grounded fundamentally in ... basic psychology"? Can't think of a fuckin' thing! Certainly not that sacrament where you and a priest sit together in a private booth while he listens to you unburden your sins and gives you penance. That doesn't bear a shred of resemblance to talk therapy. Not a jot or a tittle.

While I don't discount Bob's apparently depthless stupidity, I have to think at least some of this is because he wants to smash that New Age witchy broad.

I almost cringe my spine out from reading his takes on New Age.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Dady Soyles thread not being as long as Bob's is how you know the dirtbag left is underrepresented here.

Sadly Doyle is a fucking bipolar nut job who was pseudo cancelled. Her “new agey” bullshit is for weak minded fools who “need” to believe in something. People don’t have “religious instincts” unless they’re stupid and can’t focus on shit in front of their faces.

 

[Positron]

This Chris is taking a page from our favorite Chris: reading personal announcements on his show for money.

What the fuck is wrong with Bobby's face?!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Fucking hell. This may be the most ridiculously over the top example of Bob's lack of any real principles and beliefs. Mr. Militant Atheist, Science and Reason, Thinkers vs. Believers, Fedora Tipper is defending fortunetelling by claiming it's scientific because he wants a crumb of pussy from some new age Wiccan chick.

And of course he remains a spergy black hole of sex appeal, even while trying to manipulatively appeal to a woman. Making posts that sound like you're a special needs Vulcan on top of being a neckbeard fedora tipper isn't going to wet any panties, Robert.

 

[Bolo]

I almost cringe my spine out from reading his takes on New Age.

I would bet that wasn't Robert's take on "new age", but instead he is just regurgitating a line someone fed to him, or he read that on blogs "Mary Sue"-esque.

And he is simping like this because he is thristy for a re-tweet or a kind reply from someone, more so a woman from "his side".

Robert gets needy when he is getting dog-pilled over some of his stupid tweets, and today he was ragged on all day long over the Ricky Gervais shit, and now he is fishing sympathy over some basic bitch feminist by catering to her world view with some embarrassing gusto.

I would pay for someone to ask Robert if tarot is better Islam.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This Chris is taking a page from our favorite Chris: reading personal announcements on his show for money.
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What the fuck is wrong with Bobby's face?!
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Every time he smiles, he looks like he’s painfully enjoying dick.

 

[breadandcircuses]

The last I checked the Tarot deck doesn't have a "zero" card.

I hate to aschually you, but Tarot does have a zero card.

The Major Arcana are numbered, and the Fool is 0.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Sadly Doyle is a fucking bipolar nut job who was pseudo cancelled. Her “new agey” bullshit is for weak minded fools who “need” to believe in something. People don’t have “religious instincts” unless they’re stupid and can’t focus on shit in front of their faces.

People do have instincts to seek out transcendent meaning in life, pursue philosophy, and (in some cases,) explore existing belief systems as a guide for ordering their lives. But that's not what Sexy Sady and her Wiccan Coven are up to. She pretty much admits that their activity boils down to "fuck you and your religion, Dad!" Which is something that Bob can wholly get behind considering that his Dad was probably a dirty, filthy Trump supporter.

Bob's assertion that Catholicism is more anti-science than tarot cards may be his smoothest-brained take yet. The Church preserved writings from antiquity, used geometry to build mighty Cathedrals, sponsored research universities, and many prominent scientists and philosophers (like Rene Descarte and Gregor Mendel) were Catholic and/or priests. Many Nobel Laureates were Catholic. Bob really should stop getting his historical and theological hot takes from episodes of Family Guy.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Every time he smiles, he looks like he’s painfully enjoying dick.

Every time he smiles, it looks like a bad imitation by someone who has never known the feeling of honest, pure happiness.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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But I thought we only needed thinkers, and not believers for the Superior Future

 

[Emperor Julian]

Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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His defence of woo aside and laughable ignorance of Catholics and Christianity in general aside, I'm trying to wrap my mind around the the second part about mytho-historic. I think he's trying to say that modern new age is based on older mythic universal cycles but he doesnt actually say what's being extrapolated. I've re-read that sentance out load twice now, and I have no idea what he's saying here.

It's not just that he's wrong here it's that he's saying nothing at all unless you guess.

EDIT-as a side note sady's statement damn her beliefs with faint praise, defining yourself by rejection is a weak faith indeed.

 

[Mr Snek]

Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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I swear Bobs habit of using big words he doesn't understand to make himself sound smart is getting worse. This is incomprehensible. I've been following him for about 2 years now and I don't remember him posting stuff this bad when I started. Could the beetus be killing what few braincells he has left?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I swear Bobs habit of using big words he doesn't understand to make himself sound smart is getting worse. This is incomprehensible. I've been following him for about 2 years now and I don't remember him posting stuff this bad when I started. Could the beetus be killing what few braincells he has left?

I've wondered the same exact thing. It seems like he's gone more unhinged within the past year. What's weird is if you do a real deep dive through this thread, or even what he hasn't deleted on Twitter, he's been spewing this rhetoric for almost a decade. What's amped up things, I believe, is:

1. The election, and continuation despite all of the impeachment talk, of Trump

2. Twitter doubling the tweet character limit and making it easier to make essentially essays despite the limit.

The fun bit will be watching him as the election gears up and this Iran malarkey fleshing out. Will see if he tries to make himself a gentleman of the supremest type when he eventually snaps.

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Even Tarot and palm-reading are grounded fun…

archived 7 Jan 2020 00:21:02 UTC

archive.ph

Someone already archived the "New Age is a more legitimate religion than religion" tweet but I didn't see it posted so now it is. Live this one down Bobbyboi, you thirsty weirdo.

 

[Rei is shit]

Incel bob


He is totally laughing guys


This is coming from a man who thinks spandex actors with green screens is high art


REPORT PLZ


Literally poorly summarizing wikipedia

 

[Flexo]

Incel bob

I broke the X on my keyboard doubting this.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My brain snapped in half after reading that tarot card reading and palm reading are scientific. That load of shit is so large that a bull would die from passing it. How delusional do you have to be to believe that? How delusional do you have to be to believe that the Catholic Church used pseudoscience?

 

[Quixotic Man]

I broke the X on my keyboard doubting this.

Just imagine your daughter bringing home a 40 year old, loud, stupid, obese internet critic who lives in a basement and only wears Nintendo shirts.

You would rush out to book the wedding after that first impression.

 

[Mola Ram]

My brain snapped in half after reading that tarot card reading and palm reading are scientific. That load of shit is so large that a bull would die from passing it. How delusional do you have to be to believe that? How delusional do you have to be to believe that the Catholic Church used pseudoscience?

I don't think he does believe it. There's nothing I've seen from Bob to date (and feel free to correct me) that leads me to think he respects New Age garbage any more than he does traditional religions from a scientific lens. I think he'll puff New Age stuff up to poke a finger in the eye of the Believers and Traditionalist Ghouls, but that's as far as it goes. He's sucking up to this person out of some kind of thirst, sexual or internet credit wise.

Leave us not forget that Bob has bragged about taking "seminary level theology courses" taught by Jesuits. That was obviously an exaggeration if not a straight up lie, but he's not ignorant of Catholic doctrine. He just says this shit to prove out Very Smart he is ... although I do believe he's either too stupid or too tendentious to make the connection between older religious rituals and psychology. More likely tendentious than stupid, because if you can see the links between hippie crystal waving garbage and real science, you can see the links in other religions too.

And how dare he crap on Catholic awareness of probability when they love Bingo so much.

 

[Wesley Willis]

I remember the day when Blob's Twitter account was just him ranting at himself. Now he's routinely getting roasted in almost every post. I think he owes KF a debt of gratitude for finding him an engaging audience.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I swear Bobs habit of using big words he doesn't understand to make himself sound smart is getting worse. This is incomprehensible. I've been following him for about 2 years now and I don't remember him posting stuff this bad when I started. Could the beetus be killing what few braincells he has left?

It could be that he could be getting so assmadd that it is blinding any literary abilities he may have once possessed. It could be that in his effort to blitz Twitter with his hot takes that it has diluted the quality of his tweets. Still, I am not mad at all. This has been perhaps the best surge of Bob content given the fact I believe fatty is reaching a mid-life crisis mode coupled with the extremely real possibility of being shitcanned from the Escapist a second time.