Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Pay close attention to that final tweet in this capture. Notice again his mocking and disdain for actual labor, even of just household chores. (Notice also later he complained about housework.)

Remember what I said earlier? Even simple chores are too much for Bobby to avoid the tyranny of the Real.

 

[Mola Ram]

Pay close attention to that final tweet in this capture. Notice again his mocking and disdain for actual labor, even of just household chores. (Notice also later he complained about housework.)

Remember what I said earlier? Even simple chores are too much for Bobby to avoid the tyranny of the Real.

It's also rather telling how fiercely he sneers at people who can afford to purchase real property, which for Bob remains a distant dream.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It's also rather telling how fiercely he sneers at people who can afford to purchase real property, which for Bob remains a distant dream.

Remember, Citizens of the Superior Future, having a front lawn that does not grow food is a waste of valuable resources, but having a massive Funko Pop! collection is a worthwhile expression of cultural identity. All hail The Mouse.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Remember, Citizens of the Superior Future, having a front lawn that does not grow food is a waste of valuable resources, but having a massive Funko Pop! collection is a worthwhile expression of cultural identity. All hail The Mouse.

It's rich that Bob mocks lawns as a useless substitute for growing food when he also hates the people who actually grow food.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

It's rich that Bob mocks lawns as a useless substitute for growing food when he also hates the people who actually grow food.

I also love how he cannot fathom how having an open yard is a nice place for children to run around in.
Nope, in his brain, it's just "cosplaying as rural", because the concepts of "children" and "running around" are simply alien to Bob.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I also love how he cannot fathom how having an open yard is a nice place for children to run around in.
Nope, in his brain, it's just "cosplaying as rural", because the concepts of "children" and "running around" are simply alien to Bob.

Where does he think his niece comes from then? A disney store?

 

[Flexo]

Where does he think his niece comes from then? A disney store?

Considering how much he mocks people actually breeding and declares the evolutionary dead ends the future i consider that a real possibility.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Where does he think his niece comes from then? A disney store?

That's another funny thing, Bob will sit his fat ass on Twitter and scream at people who have front lawns, but if he ever visited his brother's house and saw his niece enjoying the benefits of a nice open play area?
"Gee friendo I must insist that you either use that land to plant delicious, delicious lunar-compliant wheat, or, at the very least, surrender that land so that Somali refugees may build a better life on it."
Fuck no.
The cowardly little shit would just be told to shut up and finish his juice-box.

 

[Mola Ram]

That's another funny thing, Bob will sit his fat ass on Twitter and scream at people who have front lawns, but if he ever visited his brother's house and saw his niece enjoying the benefits of a nice open play area?
"Gee friendo I must insist that you either use that land to plant delicious, delicious lunar-compliant wheat, or, at the very least, surrender that land so that Somali refugees may build a better life on it."
Fuck no.
The cowardly little shit would just be told to shut up and finish his juice-box.

Remember: Bob is an enormous hypocrite (metaphorically as well as literally). The rules never apply to people he likes or cares about, and certainly not to himself. This is the guy who mocks white middle class people to the dogs and back, while proudly posting pictures of the most whitebread, middle-class bunch of yabbos you've ever seen.

 

[Neko GF]

It turns out we've all been overreacting. Robert doesn't hold hateful, wrong, toxic opinions. He's just very blunt about the way he presents them.

Spoiler: Whiteknighting

Spoiler: Blunt Opinions

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I don't see where the dunk is supposed to be. She said "women" - if you're telling me these critters meeting the President in the photo are the females of their species I've got no reason go doubt it; but I'm pretty sure "women" is a term that only applies to human beings...

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Conservatives should get the equivalent of a Kids Menu during elections; vote on minor stuff to stay occupied while the adults manage things”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“It is so fucking unfair that whoever the next semi-intelligent President is will spend 4-8 years JUST MAYBE getting us back to the point Obama had us at - the fall has been catastrophic. We've become an inferior country to match the mindset of obsolete white people.”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.”

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[Dr. Henry Armitage]

That's another funny thing, Bob will sit his fat ass on Twitter and scream at people who have front lawns, but if he ever visited his brother's house and saw his niece enjoying the benefits of a nice open play area?
"Gee friendo I must insist that you either use that land to plant delicious, delicious lunar-compliant wheat, or, at the very least, surrender that land so that Somali refugees may build a better life on it."
Fuck no.
The cowardly little shit would just be told to shut up and finish his juice-box.

Why do kids need to play outside in a yard when they can be inside consooming Disney and Nintendo?The superior future takes place inside in front of a screen. Outside is where the dirty mayonnaise ghouls hold back progress.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It turns out we've all been overreacting. Robert doesn't hold hateful, wrong, toxic opinions. He's just very blunt about the way he presents them.

Spoiler: Whiteknighting

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I don't see where the dunk is supposed to be. She said "women" - if you're telling me these critters meeting the President in the photo are the females of their species I've got no reason go doubt it; but I'm pretty sure "women" is a term that only applies to human beings...

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Conservatives should get the equivalent of a Kids Menu during elections; vote on minor stuff to stay occupied while the adults manage things”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“It is so fucking unfair that whoever the next semi-intelligent President is will spend 4-8 years JUST MAYBE getting us back to the point Obama had us at - the fall has been catastrophic. We've become an inferior country to match the mindset of obsolete white people.”

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Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.”

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Someone please ask Mr.Disturbed1799 if this also applies to Donald Trump.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'll note here that the above post is rather revealing. Bob is the sort of person who can't take accountability for his own actions. You see, it's not his fault he gets in twitter fights, its stress from outside factors that made him do it. Just like how his superior future (which he EARNED) was taken away from him by mayonaise ghoul lichens. It's not his fault his youtube channel is dying, its GG trash. ect ect ect. Being an evolved human means you never make mistakes it's always something else responsible

Hmmmm....who else would blame their spergouts and stress and trolls...

 

[Karellen]

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'll never forgive the troglodytes who stole the future I EARNED to prolong their worthless existence.”

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the future I earned

 

[Count groudon]

Then I add my next question: why does he think scientists can live without food or electricity to run experiments? Because without those workers, they can't effectively apply their labor since they'd have to murder chickens themselves to not starve to death. And you still need to have workers to build the machines that build the machines to fuel his gay globo-fascist wet dream.

I swear, he's like a reverse Pol Pot.

“I’m gonna build a cool tower, but first I’m gonna burn all my blocks!”

That’s pretty much how bob thinks of things. He creams himself thinking about this grand scientific utopia that dems are gonna build, while simultaneously wishing death on those that produce the materials that are vital for such a place to ever come into existence because he thinks that they ruined it by not voting for the right people. He’s nothing more than a kid who throws a pants-shitting tantrum because his parents told him they’d buy him the toy he wants, but they’d have to buy one that wasn’t made my his favorite company.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing how Bob is floating around the idea about doing a Really That Good on Lord of the Rings, something tells me he would love the one Disney almost made back in the nineties with Harvey Weinstein producing.

Anyone agree?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Someone please ask Mr.Disturbed1799 if this also applies to Donald Trump.

So.....Donald Blunt?

 

[DangerWank]

RICKY = BAD HE JUST LIEK TRUMP
MOCK APPLE/DISNEY/CAPESHIT = PUNCHING DOWN RACISM
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HIS

he think Gervais is Posh? definitely not.

 

[Jacques Strap]

he think Gervais is Posh? definitely not.

Gervais was spawned of obsolete working-class mayonnaise ghouls so he can never have true allegiance to the superior future. Plus he makes fun of trannies so is clearly alt-right

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Any science niggers here that can calculate the estimated carbon trapped by grass lawns in the US every year?

How about any fat fucks who should just eat pool chlorine?