Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Waluigi_Galleani said:
Boob simping in Sady Doyle's mentions over her self aggrandizing woo woo tarot card feminism bullshit is the crossover of my nightmares.

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Dady Soyles thread not being as long as Bob's is how you know the dirtbag left is underrepresented here.
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*Dawn of War Chaos Heretic voice* "I serve the dark gods...for a CRUMB of pussy!"
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Rei is shit said:
REPORT PLZ
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False flaggers plz respond.

Funny people were comparing Robert to MundaneFatt a few pages ago and asking which is worse. I've noticed the stuff he calls "targeted harassment" is almost never the insults and personal attacks, and is usually sharing some truly damning shit he said, often by retweeting or with a pic.

"Just because I talked about how Gervais was awful and attacking marginalized people, coupled with a retweet of someone saying he made an Epstein joke doesn't mean I was defending Epstein!"

Whether you meant to or not, you were defending his enablers, Robert. So maybe you're just r3tarded.

"Nobody called Epstein "marginalized.""

The Tweet your replying to doesn't even fucking accuse you of that, although like I said you got pretty damn close to it through your raw idiocy.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Leave us not forget that Bob has bragged about taking "seminary level theology courses" taught by Jesuits. That was obviously an exaggeration if not a straight up lie, but he's not ignorant of Catholic doctrine. He just says this shit to prove out Very Smart he is ... although I do believe he's either too stupid or too tendentious to make the connection between older religious rituals and psychology. More likely tendentious than stupid, because if you can see the links between hippie crystal waving garbage and real science, you can see the links in other religions too.

And how dare he crap on Catholic awareness of probability when they love Bingo so much.
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Are we supposed to believe that someone who I'm most likely sure barely limped through to a bachelor's in a community college has taken "Seminary" level courses? Does he realize that an ordained priest has roughly what is equivalent to a masters in philosophy and theology?
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
My brain snapped in half after reading that tarot card reading and palm reading are scientific. That load of shit is so large that a bull would die from passing it. How delusional do you have to be to believe that? How delusional do you have to be to believe that the Catholic Church used pseudoscience?
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You have to be a smoothbrained mentally challenged manchild who stole wholesale his talking points for a "superior future" from a 1990s version of Epcot and Tomorrowland. Oh, and who has so few scruples he will casually defend pedophiles if they agree with him. Last but not least, be a virgin so filled with rage that he literally chooses to pretend to believe in tarot and palm reading in the sad attempt to score.

Ultimate example of why Bobby Chimpman needs to be sent to his own gulag right there.
 
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Cleric of Autism said:
Are we supposed to believe that someone who I'm most likely sure barely limped through to a bachelor's in a community college has taken "Seminary" level courses? Does he realize that an ordained priest has roughly what is equivalent to a masters in philosophy and theology?
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It gets better: he claims he took these courses in high school. Being familiar with Jesuit high schools myself (we have a great exchange program here in Pankot Palace; though the promises of the visiting students being virgins are overstated), while I can say there's usually a higher degree of quality in their coursework, it's not a universal thing, and it seems doubtful Bob actually attended such a school -- Catholic, yes; Jesuit, probably not. It's one of his murkier claims, but it stinks to high heaven no matter how you look at it.
 
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Cleric of Autism said:
Are we supposed to believe that someone who I'm most likely sure barely limped through to a bachelor's in a community college has taken "Seminary" level courses? Does he realize that an ordained priest has roughly what is equivalent to a masters in philosophy and theology?
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He expects people to believe he can bench 300. This is where Dunning-Kruger combined with being a pathological liar gets you. Because he's so dumb and thinks everyone else is dumber, he can't correctly gauge what's a believable lie and what's not.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
He expects people to believe he can bench 300. This is where Dunning-Kruger combined with being a pathological liar gets you. Because he's so dumb and thinks everyone else is dumber, he can't correctly gauge what's a believable lie and what's not.
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Bob can bench 300 pounds and I can shit gold bullion. I've grown up doing manual labor my whole life and I can't bench 300. Bob is someone who not only actively avoids physical activity but despises its very existence. I'm surprised he can even lift a fork to his fat face. Does he actually believe his own lies?
 
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Dr. Henry Armitage said:
Bob can bench 300 pounds and I can shit gold bullion. I've grown up doing manual labor my whole life and I can't bench 300. Bob is someone who not only actively avoids physical activity but despises its very existence. I'm surprised he can even lift a fork to his fat face. Does he actually believe his own lies?
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He wouldn’t be mocked for his weight and appearance if he wasn’t such a unlikeable cunt.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Or the T.S. Eliot fan, or the Mage: the Ascension fan ...
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Or the jojo fan or the house of the dead fan, etc

I do think bob believes his bullshit on some level though. The alternative is admitting on some level, his life sucks and the trolls are right and he can't have such dissenting thoughts at all. What will twitter think?, he tell himself as he shovels food down his pie hole to forget about life for awhile
 
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Positron said:
This Chris is taking a page from our favorite Chris: reading personal announcements on his show for money.
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What the fuck is wrong with Bobby's face?!
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The next McElroy family :story:

Yep, any day now the Chipman Bros are going viral and will become a multimillion dollar streaming family with unfunny content, poor production values, galaxy brain hot takes, and poor/white South Boston trash background.
 
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