Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

For sure Robert is a true beliver. He likes to act that he isn't, because guys like Robert love to act as if they are the smartest person in the room.

For that reason Robert behaves as if he doesn't fully belong, that he might be on the democrats side but just for pragmatic reasons, and that his views are roguish, and nobody can handle how much of a unique person he his, with his harsh truths and dreams of a evolved future, that unfortunantly he isn't with pears that can grasp his particular views.

A philosophical lone wolf if you will. That is how Robert sees himself.

However, when comes the time to say and do things that will toe the line with the cool kids club he so wants to get in, not only Robert follows it, he goes above and beyond.

Just take a look at his reaction at the Joker movie. Even if someone disliked it, which is a pretty normal reaction to it, there isn't much on the movie to be upset more than a simple "meh, it is a okay taxi driver rip off". But to see Robert go overboard by hating this movie just because he is supposed to shows hat as much of a free thinker Roberts wants to be, he boards on bandwagons and scream as loud as he can to be noticed in said bandwagon because when we strip him of his "evolved american future" bullshit, he is nothing more than a sheep, mindless follower of the whims of his "equals" echoing whatever has to be said in his bubble, certain that this will make him rightous and just.

 

[instythot]

Now that we've put 2019 behind us, what predictions did Bob make throughout the year that were spectacularly wrong?

The one that just came to mind for me: Jump Force will be bigger than Smash

Did he get anything right?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Now that we've put 2019 behind us, what predictions did Bob make throughout the year that were spectacularly wrong?

The one that just came to mind for me: Jump Force will be bigger than Smash

Did he get anything right?

Has he made a prediction regarding Disney acquisitions? I’m sure he’s got some exceptional takes like how Disney should buy the James Bond IP (which is something Bob Iger actually mentioned to being a fan of in a interview last year).

He did make a video with 10 things he thinks will happen in the MCU.

10 Predictions About What's Next For The Marvel Cinematic Universe - The Big Picture

Big Picture host and film critic Bob Chipman has 10 bold predictions for the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, including Punisher and Hulk.

www.escapistmagazine.com

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

I don't think he does believe it.

I'd also guarantee he doesn't but he wanted to desperately think of a way to hop to Soyle's defense with her because the left hates her garbage opinions and wishes she would shut the fuck up just as much, if not more, as they hate Bob and wish he would shut the fuck up. And of course if those vulgar unwashed pleb leftists hate someone than they must be just as cultured and refined and liberally enlightened as Bob himself and must be sympathized with regardless of if they are right or wrong. Truly an embarrassing human being.

And if anybody doesn't stay up on lefty online beefs and is curious as to why Bob even had the chance to slither his way into something about Doyle trying to turn woo woo bullshit into a queer/feminist issue its because she made an AND EVERYBODY CLAPPED thread where she patted herself on the back for giving some abused wife a tarot card reading at an airport and everybody to the left of Hillary Clinton told her she's a fucking dangerous moron peddling harmful garbage solely for her own brand which of course only happened to her because she is a brave liberal woman and not, you know, because she's a dangerous moron peddling harmful garbage solely for her own brand.

 

[Marissa Moira]

He expects people to believe he can bench 300. This is where Dunning-Kruger combined with being a pathological liar gets you. Because he's so dumb and thinks everyone else is dumber, he can't correctly gauge what's a believable lie and what's not.

I can deadlift 300 fairly easily, maybe bob confused bench pressing with deadlifting?

 

[Bolo]

I'm sure aproaching a crying stranger and reading her fortune might be a quite wholesome scene as the kids like to say.... In a shitty mid-low budget movie with actors that were or aren't big enough to be in a super-hero movie.

Other than that, this doesn't happen, no one stands around crying in public waiting for her fortune to be read by a stranger saying dumb and condensending platitutes like "everything is going to be okay" bullshit.

This is as real as Robert being a sharp shooter and benching 300.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I'm sure aproaching a crying stranger and reading her fortune might be a quite wholesome scene as the kids like to say.... In a shitty mid-low budget movie with actors that were or aren't big enough to be in a super-hero movie.

Other than that, this doesn't happen, no one stands around crying in public waiting for her fortune to be read by a stranger saying dumb and condensending platitutes like "everything is going to be okay" bullshit.

This is as real as Robert being a sharp shooter and benching 300.

If anything, she's proving that women are so stupid they'll take the advice of fortune tellers to make major life decisions. Not the best idea.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I can deadlift 300 fairly easily, maybe bob confused bench pressing with deadlifting?

Bob claimed have been lifting heavy since High School. I seriously doubt anyone could go a (claimed) two decades lifting and not know the difference.

Also I doubt Bob could reach down and grab the bar anyway.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

He did make a video with 10 things he thinks will happen in the MCU.

10 Predictions About What's Next For The Marvel Cinematic Universe - The Big Picture

Big Picture host and film critic Bob Chipman has 10 bold predictions for the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, including Punisher and Hulk.

www.escapistmagazine.com

I guess this is my thing now so here's the list:
1. The Netflix heroes will return.
2. Angela joins the MCU. (Spawn character who became a Marvel Asgard character because reasons.)
3. Doctor Doom will appear before the MCU Fantastic 4 do.
4. Spider-Verse crossover.
5. Adam Sandler joins the MCU (Apparently he had a recent meeting with Marvel. Bob predicts he could be casted as The Thing.)
6. Bruce becomes Grey Hulk/Joe Fixit at some point.
7. Namor the Submariner shows up somewhere.
8. Young Avengers.
9. The Thunderbolts show up.
10. Conan the barbarian in the MCU.

 

[Adamska]

I've seen Blob's form; ain't no way he ever lifted 300 lbs, since he utterly lacks even the base form of a fat weightlifter.

This is him trying to flex and get women like the thirsty freak he is.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

People debating whether Bob lifts 300 pounds should know this. Bob probably rationalizes it by thinking he lifts 300 pounds of his own body weight any time he stands

 

[Mola Ram]

10. Conan the barbarian in the MCU.

This will be my blarms.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Conan can't work in the MCU, Conan's whole mythos is an entirely separate entity. Marvel IIRC published the first issues of the series but then they went their own way and I think Dark Horse has most of the rights currently.In the original series Savage Sword he only crossed over with two other series, Red Sonja and Solomon Kane. Kane was rather pushing the limits of what previous Conan stories established because it involved time travel which far exceeded what was in Conan's Universe. You had magic but it was kept really low key. Most of what Conan encountered were in the form of curses and not actual D&D Wizards.

Marvel has a better claim to Transformers than they do Conan and Transformers isn't becoming part of the MCU anytime soon.

Also Adam Sandler could no way in hell be The Thing, Sandler would be someone like Toad, Ben Grimm was physically imposing before he transformed.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I’d say Marvel should listen to Bob since he’s king consoomer but he’d consoom their movies regardless of content.

 

[Mola Ram]

Conan can't work in the MCU

The Conan comics were pretty kickass, admittedly, and I dimly recall a What If...? crossover with Wolverine stepping into the shoes of everyone's favorite Cimmerian. But the tongue in cheek, smarmy, kiddy-proof milieu of the MCU would turn Conan into a massive pussy, which, presumably, is what Bob likes about it.

 

[The Nothingness]

But the tongue in cheek, smarmy, kiddy-proof milieu of the MCU would turn Conan into a massive pussy, which, presumably, is what Bob likes about it.

While Red Sonja gets an outfit that does not invoke the "male gaze", is superior to Conan, and has a possible lesbian relationship.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

While Red Sonja gets an outfit that does not invoke the "male gaze", is superior to Conan, and has a possible lesbian relationship.

Removing her chainmail bikini is heresy and will be punished by death.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I guess this is my thing now so here's the list:
1. The Netflix heroes will return.
2. Angela joins the MCU. (Spawn character who became a Marvel Asgard character because reasons.)
3. Doctor Doom will appear before the MCU Fantastic 4 do.
4. Spider-Verse crossover.
5. Adam Sandler joins the MCU (Apparently he had a recent meeting with Marvel. Bob predicts he could be casted as The Thing.)
6. Bruce becomes Grey Hulk/Joe Fixit at some point.
7. Namor the Submariner shows up somewhere.
8. Young Avengers.
9. The Thunderbolts show up.
10. Conan the barbarian in the MCU.

The only things about this which aren't retarded are 1 and 3 (possibly). I fully expect Dr. Doom to show up in a post-credits scene or something. Does Bob know that the Spider-Verse is a Sony movie, and Sony still owns the rights to those characters?

 

[breadandcircuses]

I'd rather avoid most of the Tarot sperging, but the point of the tarot cards is that they tell us what we already know in a way we have to confront.

Or something stupid like that.

(I did get that bit from Persona...)

 

[Cleric of Autism]

This will be my blarms.

If that happens I will burn down Disneyland