Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Judge Holden]

I'm sorry, but since she's special needs, doesn't that make her part of the America that's rightly left behind? Not very "properly evolved." No space for such a waste of resources in the Superior Future, I would think.

"Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?"

Ya know, say what you like about pre-redemption Scrooge, but the guy was a businessman. He was frugal as fuck even when it came to his own comfort. He lived by his own creed, bleak and miserable as it was, and his backstory made it clear that he came to this way of thinking through harsh experience, loneliness, and loss that made him harden his heart against a world full of pain.

Bob is just a fat, spoiled, megalomaniac brat who has spent his entire coddled and comfortable life stuffing his face with excess both figuratively and literally and demanding to be treated with deference by society because he thinks he is arbitrarily one of "the elite" and when he failed to get this respect he ran off in furious tears to bitch on the internet about it to this day.

Scrooge lost the few people he ever loved both by cruel fate and his own mistakes and in response he became a bitter old man who simply wanted to be left alone in his misery by society

Bob wasn't invited to sit at the cool kids table in highschool and in response he wants every demographic that reminds him of the jocks and staceys who rejected him to suffer and die while he lives off their labour

 

[DuckSucker]

\What's he spending the money on, is Boston that much of a price gouger for rent?

Most cities are, and housing is expensive, if you dont live in the suburbs and instead in an urban-ish, walkable area.

Edit: To extrapolate: I live in a city where my parents bought a house in what would be called "exurbs", for 100K 30 years ago. It's worth about 400k today because Google came to town and it's one of the most walkable, hipster ass cities in the nation. Houses further intown were worth 500K two years ago and nearly a million today. It's the only state with no income tax but property tax is 10% or a little more.

Dont underestimate shit because people say it's hipster. People love hipster shit, they just dont want to have the balls to be judged for their taste.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Most cities are, and housing is expensive, if you dont live in the suburbs and instead in an urban-ish, walkable area.

He lives in the basement of a relative’s house. I’m also fairly sure he’s legitimately autistic or otherwise developmentally delayed and his family works to keep him housed since he wouldn’t be able to survive on his own.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ya know, say what you like about pre-redemption Scrooge, but the guy was a businessman. He was frugal as fuck even when it came to his own comfort. He lived by his own creed, bleak and miserable as it was, and his backstory made it clear that he came to this way of thinking through harsh experience, loneliness, and loss that made him harden his heart against a world full of pain.

Bob is just a fat, spoiled, megalomaniac brat who has spent his entire coddled and comfortable life stuffing his face with excess both figuratively and literally and demanding to be treated with deference by society because he thinks he is arbitrarily one of "the elite" and when he failed to get this respect he ran off in furious tears to bitch on the internet about it to this day.

Scrooge lost the few people he ever loved both by cruel fate and his own mistakes and in response he became a bitter old man who simply wanted to be left alone in his misery by society

Bob wasn't invited to sit at the cool kids table in highschool and in response he wants every demographic that reminds him of the jocks and staceys who rejected him to suffer and die while he lives off their labour

Perhaps most importantly, Scrooge showed he was capable of learning, admitting his mistakes, and improving as a human being. Bob is already the peak of human evolution, so why bother improving?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's very unfortunate that Bob's niece is special needs, and I don't think anyone here is glad to see that. It might help explain his mysterious financial problems though if his brother had to start charging him rent (or upped his rent) to help pay for her medical care.

It is kind of mind blowing, considering Robert's rants about inherited genetics, improperly evolved stupid people, intelligence uber alles, and his love of abortion. It's very hard to see how his mindset could possibly not have very negative implications for the mentally challenged.

But then Robert's metric for intelligence is very different from anyone normal's or anyone in the scientific community's, so he probably would insist his niece is actually very smart because she likes him.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I find the idea of Bob having financial woes odd given his Patreon is earning a massive 3500 a month, and I know it's broken 4K at least once. What's he spending the money on, is Boston that much of a price gouger for rent?

Nobody knows, though it's highly likely Bob is just insanely bad with money. He constantly complains about being poor but is well above the poverty line even if you don't take into account his income from Escapist and personal videos.

Only thing I can think of is he has a hooker he sees regularly and pretends to be his girlfriend.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Nobody knows, though it's highly likely Bob is just insanely bad with money. He constantly complains about being poor but is well above the poverty line even if you don't take into account his income from Escapist and personal videos.

Only thing I can think of is he has a hooker he sees regularly and pretends to be his girlfriend.

More likely a dominatrix that dresses up like Hilary Clinton and smashes his balls with a brick.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

More likely a dominatrix that dresses up like Hilary Clinton and smashes his balls with a brick.

Did she play Sonic the Hedgehog in front of him?

 

[Mola Ram]

Nobody knows, though it's highly likely Bob is just insanely bad with money. He constantly complains about being poor but is well above the poverty line even if you don't take into account his income from Escapist and personal videos.

Only thing I can think of is he has a hooker he sees regularly and pretends to be his girlfriend.

I've said this before but I think it bears repeating: a drinking problem can put a hole in your wallet, especially if you don't earn that much to begin with and you're drinking anything more expensive than Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Did she play Sonic the Hedgehog in front of him?

She sodomizes him with a strap-on while playing Super Mario Bros. without warping.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I've said this before but I think it bears repeating: a drinking problem can put a hole in your wallet, especially if you don't earn that much to begin with and you're drinking anything more expensive than Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose.

I did admittedly forget that Bob apparently goes on drinking benders so often that he's used to waking up in Chinatown.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I've said this before but I think it bears repeating: a drinking problem can put a hole in your wallet, especially if you don't earn that much to begin with and you're drinking anything more expensive than Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose.

Could be it. Not like he'd want to live sober.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

I did admittedly forget that Bob apparently goes on drinking benders so often that he's used to waking up in Chinatown.

Remember the massive pile of empty beer bottles?

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Nobody knows, though it's highly likely Bob is just insanely bad with money. He constantly complains about being poor but is well above the poverty line even if you don't take into account his income from Escapist and personal videos.

Only thing I can think of is he has a hooker he sees regularly and pretends to be his girlfriend.

He also clearly eats a ton of food and I doubt much of it is prepared at home. McDonald's $1 menu adds up when you are Blobsized.

 

[Koby_Fish]

This is going off topic but since he mentioned Chappelle's Show did anyone else think Dave's rationale for quitting because "Whitey was liking my jokes" was just a total cop out for the truth that Season 3 of Chappelle's Show was just turning out to be straight up bad?

I watched a few episodes of Chappelle's Show and for the most part it aged really well, the Rick James's skit is still one of the funniest pieces of sketch comedy. But if you watch the scraps of Season 3 with Charlie Murphy hosting the skits were quite mediocre. I think the only sketch from that which was kinda funny was the Tupac rap song seemingly referencing the 2000s which pretty much went nowhere.

I think Chappelle is a bit of a perfectionist and just didn't want Chappelle's Show being remembered as another lame Comedy Central original. If Dave really didn't want the White people to enjoy his humor he wouldn't have gone on SNL (the whitest yuppie show ever) years later where they straight up paid tribute to the best of Chappelle's Show. Hell he wouldn't do specials on Netflix either.

I think the context of that, from what I read, at least the excuse Dave Chappelle gave for quitting the show, was some white guy laughed a little too hard at some "blackface minstrel" bit Dave was doing.

Oh holy shit. So Chippa's girl is legit exceptional. Doesn't say what flavor of special needs, but obviously exceptional enough to not be able to realize that Uncle Bob is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. But then again, most kids of a certain age don't know from exceptional adults anyway. Definitely more fuel to the theory that all the Chipmans (except possibly the hated Grandma Chipman) are exceptional. This shit is hereditary.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

I did admittedly forget that Bob apparently goes on drinking benders so often that he's used to waking up in Chinatown.

I'm pressing X on that one until I see some proof of actual benders or hell, even proper heavy drinking. He tweets a lot, but if he's ever drunk-tweeted, or been hung over, I've never seen it. Much like his being a crack shot and benching 310, I think his account of his drinking escapades is a wild exaggeration in a "how do you do, fellow people with functioning social skills" sort of way.

Adjusting for sex, age, and weight, Bob's baseline alcohol tolerance should be massive (like his ass.) I'm guessing he just drinks enough shit beer to get a buzz while angrily tweeting about the Orange Man, then passes out and wakes up to do it all over again.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I'm pressing X on that one until I see some proof of actual benders or hell, even proper heavy drinking. He tweets a lot, but if he's ever drunk-tweeted, or been hung over, I've never seen it. Much like his being a crack shot and benching 310, I think his account of his drinking escapades is a wild exaggeration in a "how do you do, fellow people with functioning social skills" sort of way.

Adjusting for sex, age, and weight, Bob's baseline alcohol tolerance should be massive (like his ass.) I'm guessing he just drinks enough shit beer to get a buzz while angrily tweeting about the Orange Man, then passes out and wakes up to do it all over again.

I always forget that Blob claims he can or could at one time bench 310 elbees. Any who lifts or has lifted in the past knows Blob is full of shit and everyone else doesn't care.

 

[Puck]

Am I missing some deep lore about how Aimee Therese wronged blob in such an unforgivable way that hes up at 3am looking for snarky tweets about her and people vaguely associated with her?

 

[Positron]

Nobody knows, though it's highly likely Bob is just insanely bad with money. He constantly complains about being poor but is well above the poverty line even if you don't take into account his income from Escapist and personal videos.

He may be stupid with money but Bobby is NOT broke; otherwise he'd be wearing plain T-shirts rather than fancy video-game shirts. And that fucking Mario blazer.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

He has a new fantasy for the midwest

First moon wheat and now a bomb that makes wet lands. For someone who loves science bob sure has a lack of basic knowledge about anything. He probably goes to magic shows and wonders why the government can't use the same technology the magician used to make a person disappear. to make the obsolete mayo ghouls disappear.