Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The only reason he isn't is because he doesn't know what "lobotomy" means.
Yeah it just struck me as odd that he's trying to be morally superior but then always wanting to kill people. Pro-lobotomy dudes pull this same act because lobotomy isn't murder while also allowing people to not think bad thoughts or say bad things, and they can contribute to society by doing drone work and will never complain.
 
Same old shit. "Smart people vote for the people I like, everybody else is a drooling fucktard." Nothing new from this idiot.

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But he does get called out for his idiotic reductionist views:

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Tries to save face by doing his usual "I know, but I didn't say that friendo", but when comes the turn to explain that he doesn't eat news channels drivel with a eager spoon, he has nothing, because for the past 3 years he has done nothing but parrot the same "punditry" that CNN does.

Bob sure is a huge believer in the idea that only people who went to liberal colleges are smart enough to decide the fate of the world. This despite him going to a liberal college and getting the easiest basic bitch degree one can get from it. If he insisted that the Superior Future could only be decided by scientists with degrees in the tougher STEM fields like Engineering and Rocket Science, maybe then I'd consider his opinion somewhat valid.
 
I'm kind of curious has Bob ever been a fan of lobotomy?

Like rounding up the worthless people and forced surgery their brains, so they can be the ideal servants for his superior future?
Surprisingly enough, advanced search doesn't show any active tweets of him supporting lobotomy:
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However, this is far from a baseless accusation, as Robert supports things that are just as bad, if not worse than lobotomy and "No bad tactics, only bad targets".
 
I feel like the person who told that story conflated what Bob actually told him with Bob's explanation of why people love Nintendo from one of his earliest Game Overthinker episodes.

In the episode Bob says something along the lines of

"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."

I feel like Bob either based that monologue on a dream he had. Or the guy on Bechtloff's stream was bullshitting or misremembering and confused what Bob actually told him with what he said in the Game Overthinker video.

I will see if I can find the video. It was one of the earliest episodes. Probably one of the ten first.

EDIT: Here's the video. It was from episode 7.

. Hope this pisses chimpmann off. Sorry maga peeps.
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Okay that quote settles it.
I am now convinced that Bob has a mental illness/disability/personality disorder of some sort.
That scenario/dream is so batshit and so manichean and megalomaniacal that it removes any possibility of Bob being mentally normal.
Seriously that shit reads like a religious revelation from a cult leader or something.
Consooming Nintendo products is how you throw back the Dark Hordes of the Dude Bros and Inferior Past give me a fucking break.
Something that I'd like to point out, towards the end of the vid he brings up both Marvel and Disney and how they did marketing right by convincing you that they weren't some big and scary mega corporation but rather your friend. He uses it to reinforce his thesis that Nintendo is a good company that's there for your betterment. What's interesting is that this is about a month after the release of Iron Man and a year before Disney bought out Marvel. Before any of the MCU was more than a twinkle in Kevin Feige's eye Bob was happily a Consoomer.

BONUS!!!
I really like how he calls out Obama supporters as a rabid band of lunatics.

"Usually, if you want to see this kind of almost creepily sincere devotion you've gotta hit up an Obama rally"

This is said and presented with derision and no self awareness 4 sentences before his creepily sincere fever dream about Nintendo saving you and you childhood for a nominal fee, and two of those sentences are setting up the said fever dream.
 
"Imagine you suddenly find yourself on your childhood street. You see your childhood home just like you remember it from when you were little. You go into the backyard and your old swingset is there and everything. Then you hear something barking and you can't believe your eyes! It's your old dog! He's still alive and just as happy to see you as ever!

And just when everything seems perfect you hear sounds of an evil, barbaric hoard approaching on the horizon. You realize that the hoard embodies everything that is evil, wrong and cruel in the world and that they are going to burn down and destroy everything they come in contact with and they're heading straight towards your house!

Then you hear a rustling in the bushes and a funny looking Japanese man pops out and tells you he can keep the hoard at bay and preserve your childhood home just as it is now. Keep it in a perpetual state of perfectness. If you only pay him a small fee.

That is what it's like to be a Nintendo fan."
So he admits that it's nothing but nostalgia?
 
Imagine still being butt hurt about Hillary Clinton.

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I mean, fuck Robert, the whole "She deserves the job!!" is Lena Dunham levels of stupid, tone the simping down for a second will ya?

Also, buying into the notion that the Clinton Fundation didn't do anything wrong, when it was obvious that this organizations was the shadiest shit ever, and now it gave the slip because no one is looking, is beyond ridiculous, more so than Robert arguing that the Orange man is doing "unspeakable harm" in the world when if you break down his politics and it isn't that different from Obama is some peak reach for pearl clutching.

But in the end it's all about him, Robert's miserable life has to be someone else's fault, and the maionese ghouls are the only people he can bark at without any serious repercussion, and so he does, and apparently Hillary fucking Clinton "plight" is what he relates to... Jesus Christ...
 
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Imagine still being butt hurt about Hillary Clinton.

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I mean, fuck Robert, the whole "She deserves the job!!" is Lena Dunham levels of stupid, tone the simping down for a second will ya?

Also, buying into the notion that the Clinton Fundation didn't do anything wrong, when it was obvious that this organizations was the shadiest shit ever, and now it gave the slip because no one is looking, is beyond ridiculous, more so than Robert arguing that the Orange man is doing "unspeakable harm" in the world when if you break down his politics and it isn't that different from Obama is some peak reach for pearl clutching.

But in the end it's all about him, Robert's miserable life has to be someone else's fault, and the maionese ghouls are the only people he can bark at without any serious repercussion, and so he does, and apparently Hillary fucking Clinton "plight" is what he relates to... Jesus Christ...
Bob sounds like an incel.
"I know what it's like being denied what you deserve because everyone else is inferior!"
I mean, I guess it makes sense, because he most likely is one.
 
The second of the presumably many Joker spregouts. In this tweet Robert, EXPOSES Joker as being Boomer propaganda and that it only got that many nomination because it would be easy way for the Oscars to get ratings and attention from Zoomers:
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