Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Rei is shit]

What a crossover

 

[Book Thief]

Watching Bob get shit on by Twitter randos is hilarious in itself, but watching him get shit on by the people he wants to cozy up to is absolutely PRICELESS!

"Et tu, Brute?"
-Bob, probably.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

What a crossover
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I just love how his lack of self-awareness prevents him from ever realising where this hostility comes from. (Hey Bob, if you're reading this? It's you).

 

[Sissy Galvez]

It’s so funny when Robert’s all humble and inquiring why someone on “his side” told him off. But really he fucking hates them too because they’re more popular and well liked in their circle of breadtube idiots.

Peter coffin is clearly an idiot scammer too and yet 265k subscribers to Robert’s 140k in far less time.

 

[Judge Dredd]

See, I enjoy following Robert's thread because he's a shining example of Dunning-Kruger, but man, it sure can get repetitive.

This is why you should take breaks. If it's not fun, stop reading and come back another time. I know if it can be daunting to return from a week off to find 40+ pages of content, but occasionally Bob breaks his usual "Trump bad! Obsolete mayonnaise ghoul! Superior Futcha!" cycle and delivers something great. Like his "future I earned" speech a while back, or his plans to buy a house boat and live in international waters.

Now I'm going to immediately contradict myself.

Despite the fact that Bob is currently desperately trying to offload tat he won at barcades, he continues to compulsively gamble on the coin pusher machine.

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Really though, losing tons of money on the penny slots sure does seem like a Mayo ghoul thing to do.

I'm noticing this is a pattern with various lolcows (Wu, Quinn, CWC, DSP, and now Bob) where they'll ask for money for some reason or another, and then spend it on frivolities or stupid bullshit.

It’s so funny when Robert’s all humble and inquiring why someone on “his side” told him off. But really he fucking hates them too because they’re more popular and well liked in their circle of breadtube idiots.

Peter coffin is clearly an idiot scammer too and yet 265k subscribers to Robert’s 140k in far less time.

It's as if tough guy Robert doesn't know what to do when he's called out by someone he can't accuse of being a Nazi, or dismiss with a smug "Who are you?". It wounds him so deeply that I feel bad for him, but then I remember this a man who wants to kill or gulag anyone who doesn't agree with him, including children.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"I've always been civil to you, why are you calling me out for my amoral genocidal fantasies?"

Bob honestly seems to think that if he's polite to someone, they can't call him out for his hideous belief system. Guess what, Bob, even people on "your" side think you're a monster and an asshole and a complete fucking joke.

 

[Daishouri]

This video felt strangely mellow at first, and then I realized that ten years ago, Bob didn't try to spew the script out like a machine gun and actually paced himself so people could take in what he just said. It also makes him sound even more like a rambling grandpa.
Also, I love the goddamn trigger warning in the beginning. Yeah Bob, you really need to be careful about those older videos being controversial, you of all people have a reputation to uphold.

 

[Positron]

"Peter Senpai! Don't get mad at me!! "

It is expected that Bobby will sniff Peter Coffin's butt, as they are both staunch defenders of consumerism. But there is a irreconcilable difference between them: while Bobby blames everything that is wrong on bad, "unintelligent", "obsolete" people, Coffin blames every ill on some vague, undefined "System" -- the people are never ever at fault, and to change society we must smash "The System" (don't ask him how we are supposed to do it though!) If Bobby persists he will surely get on Coffin's nerves, but perhaps not vice versa, because no one ever understands what Coffin drools on.

 

[Emperor Julian]

"I've always been civil to you, why are you calling me out for my amoral genocidal fantasies?"

You can get a feel for the merits of a man in how they treat those they percieve as their inferiors.Pete's a cunt with stupid beliefs and a terrible sense of humor but is overall less awful than bob

 

[Mola Ram]

"Peter Senpai! Don't get mad at me!! "

It is expected that Bobby will sniff Peter Coffin's butt, as they are both staunch defenders of consumerism. But there is a irreconcilable difference between them: while Bobby blames everything that is wrong on bad, "unintelligent", "obsolete" people, Coffin blames every ill on some vague, undefined "System" -- the people are never ever at fault, and to change society we must smash "The System" (don't ask him how we are supposed to do it though!) If Bobby persists he will surely get on Coffin's nerves, but perhaps not vice versa, because no one ever understands what Coffin drools on.

Wait, is the the same Peter Coffin who pretended a RealDoll was his wife? I thought that guy would be in an asylum, a prison, or a cemetery by now.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Wait, is the the same Peter Coffin who pretended a RealDoll was his wife? I thought that guy would be in an asylum, a prison, or a cemetery by now.

Ballkicker Pete's current level of popularity and financial compensation is clear evidence the internet was a huge mistake.

 

[King Dead]

This is why you should take breaks. If it's not fun, stop reading and come back another time. I know if it can be daunting to return from a week off to find 40+ pages of content, but occasionally Bob breaks his usual "Trump bad! Obsolete mayonnaise ghoul! Superior Futcha!" cycle and delivers something great. Like his "future I earned" speech a while back, or his plans to buy a house boat and live in international waters.

For sure. But most of what makes lolcow threads fun, even when the cow in question repeats themselves, is everyone else who posts. I've learned a hell of a lot from people in threads, and it's fascinating the breadth of experience that you get on the farms. Great sense of humor from people too. I'm nowhere close to burnout because the rest of you keep things entertaining, so thanks. Signing up for the farms wasn't the worst thing I did after all.

And to keep this somewhat on-topic:

This thread title needs a small tweak.

Since it angers Robert so much to be called Robert, I propose a change to ”Robert “MovieBob" Chipman - Obese Fascist Eugenics-Loving Elitist Consooming Pop Culture Critic with a Mario & MCU Fetish Leading us to a Superior Future!”

I'd be for it, except from my understanding, thread titles are supposed to lead with the most common name that a cow goes by. It's an SEO thing. Fewer people are gonna search for "Robert Chipman," so the thread would get buried if the title were changed. Best to just stick with tweeting Robert at him, it's a much more direct way of getting under his skin.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"American voters picked Hillary Clinton, the system picked your guy"
Oh shut the fuck up, Bob. You want California and New York to decide the outcome of every election, that's all this is.

I disagree. I don't think he cares about them. He just wants things to go his way no matter what.

 

[cypocryphy]

"I'm going out to dinner, so I'll make this quick" lol. Bitch, like you won't be scrolling through twitter the whole time there too.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This thread title needs a small tweak.

Good luck, am I the only person who noticed this thread doesn't have an admin?
I mean look how outdated the poll is, ffs

 

[Spit bucket]

Despite the fact that Bob is currently desperately trying to offload tat he won at barcades, he continues to compulsively gamble on the coin pusher machine.

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Really though, losing tons of money on the penny slots sure does seem like a Mayo ghoul thing to do.

I used to work at an arcade that had at least 3 of those fucking wizard of oz things. Those things are not like any other coin pusher. If that haul is just from one night he'd have to drop some major cash for that.

 

[Kornheiser]

I’m surprised that Bob hasn’t talked about China in dealing with the Coronavirus. I bet he would praise them for what they are doing.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Despite the fact that Bob is currently desperately trying to offload tat he won at barcades, he continues to compulsively gamble on the coin pusher machine.

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Really though, losing tons of money on the penny slots sure does seem like a Mayo ghoul thing to do.

And with a quick show of Judy Garland memorabilia, Technicolor Robert sidles closer to the gay side of the sexuality question.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Robert in one of his many fantasises about the superior world and the Obama era, takes a not so subtle jab at the people who allegedly bullied him at school.

Spoiler: My bullies are big dumb dumbs

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“@RayTski ...I'm think myself and others are probably on the right track recognizing that the good/evil dynamics of bullying in youth are a solid indicator of what kind of people are still good/evil (or at least trustworthy/not) in adulthood. So ends the lesson.”

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I like how Bob "ignores" the point of the guy saying "And then we grow up" by saying "Look here! LOOK! LISTEN! We are all, actually, hairless apes with fear and stupidity hardwired into us! Now here's the facts of good/evil dynamics of bullying". Yet at the beginning he talks about "people who"went to school" and "know things"" I guess implying that we can move past such things?

So I guess Bob can't get over his supposed abuse because it's either hard wired in him to look under his bed and get chills or because he never "went to school" or doesn't "know things".

Sidenote: I'm seeing a few new faces here. First, welcome to the superior thread. Keep note of how when he's backed into a corner Bobbyboi has, typically three "defenses":

1. The "who are you"
2. The "you're a Nazi/Republican/Mayonnaise Ghoul and thus below any ability of understanding or deserving"
3. Throwing up a wall of text that usually has little to nothing to do with the subject at hand

I also wanna say this little tism between him and Peter Coffin has been exquisite. Bob, when Pete's real doll, fake wife is dunking on you, and doing better than you...*Chef_Kissing_Fingers.jpeg*

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I’m surprised that Bob hasn’t talked about China in dealing with the Coronavirus. I bet he would praise them for what they are doing.

He's probably trying to think of a way to frame it as being able to evacuate cities as a positive and living two hours away from a hospital as a righteous death sentence.