Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"I'm not gonna win on speed - might as well win on power."
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I know we all know Robert's full of shit but there might be some of you (ie. non 'Muricans) who don't understand the levels of exceptional individual that he's going on about. Do you know what the difference is between a break action 12 gauge shotgun and a pump action 12 gauge shotgun? The action and that's pretty much it. The action is how the round/cartridge/shell/whatever is loaded into the firing chamber. To use my previous example, the two guns are shooting the same exact round. I cannot stress this enough:

LIFE IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME BOB CHIPMAN! YOU DO NOT GET AN EXTRA 50DPS BY EQUIPPING A DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!

A 9mm/308/.223/.410/name your favorite caliber is going to have the same "power" whether you have to remove the spent cartridge manually after every shot or there is a built in mechanism inside that chambers another round for you. Almost always, the preferred guns of Diabeeto are a down grade from the "tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with". Now there are certain situations where you'd prefer a bolt or break action over a semi but those are when you need super precision or you're shooting a goddamned elephant on safari and the gun would explode if it had more than two parts, neither of which Bob "Fuck the Heartland" Chipman (side not: that very tweet is what started this piss poor flex) will EVER get close to doing.

What's even funnier is that there are two people in Bob's feed arguing. One side saying idiots in the red states who rise up against the government are idiots because they'll get crushed by the military and the other saying it won't happen because the military is made up of Americans who won't fire on their own. One says dumb yokels would be killed quickly, the other shows the picture of the Vietnam vet using a bolt action 30-06 rifle it's then that Bob chimes in with his stupid take that has nothing to do with what they're talking about. It really looks like he wanted to swoop in and come to the aid of this @chase_wl because Bob saw him talk about red state people are morons and that he has pronouns in his bio.

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In the context of what the two people are talking about, which is an full out American civil war, Bob would get mowed down because he prefers a slower loading system because he believes it gives some sort of super power.
You're right, but it might have been easier to just say '>clips' and leave it at that.
Uhh, Killmonger?
Well technically, I don't think it would be correct to call either Killmonger or the Joker serial killers, but that's just me being pedantic.
CREDIT CARD DEBT :story::story::story::story:
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I don't know what his shipping rate to the US is, but something tells me that $10 off what amazon charges isn't any kind of bargain
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Now about the shipping rate: I don't want to powerlevel, but I've done some business on Ebay for a few years now. I mostly deal with media mail, so I can't say anything for sure, but that does seem to be kinda high. Regardless, I know that it's a rip off. There are other people on ebay selling similar products for much less. I searched PS4 on Ebay and within 30 seconds I've already found many 1 TB models selling for less than Bob's PS4 (some of them also come with games).

Also the credit card debt sounds interesting. Looks like much consooming has taken place.
 
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Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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That sure is a nice restaurant and a delightful meal you enjoyed tonight, Bob ... by yourself.
 
Is he not making anything from the escapist or off youtube? $3200 on patreon isn’t chump change and if he’s pulling money from the other sites how is he in debt? He lives a very frugal lifestyle in the basement of his brother’s house and has Romneycare. Where’s the money going?
 
Is he not making anything from the escapist or off youtube? $3200 on patreon isn’t chump change and if he’s pulling money from the other sites how is he in debt? He lives a very frugal lifestyle in the basement of his brother’s house and has Romneycare. Where’s the money going?

Consooming ain't cheap.
Bob probably has really unhealthy spending habits. Wouldn't surprise me if he has a room full of Godzilla and Mario merch he impulsively buys.
 
Once again Slob continues to hit new lows:
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Has he looped back to “edgy intelligent athiest who idolizes Rick from Rick and Morty” levels of exceptional?
Is he actually saying he is too smart for morality?
Can’t wait for the old classic Moviebob Backpedal on this one!
Moral relativists are dumb. They never realize that their relativism cuts both ways.
If it is okay to let people in people in the Heartland die, it should be equally okay to let those who believe they are part of the "Brainland" rot in their own urine.
 
Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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Rev up those autistic ratings because I looked up this restaurant to see if they use INFERIOR BEEF from obsolete states. Plus the name is right there on the plate.

As he posted yesterday;
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Here is the menu - no mention of where the beef is sourced but something tells me its not from brainland ranches.
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Oh, and Robert Chipman, here is a free pro-tip: The next time you want your twitter troon followers to think you're at a high end resturaunt, make sure the salt and pepper shaker aren't visible. Otherwise it's kinda obvious that you're splurging at an upscale suburban steakhouse.
 
Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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Glenlivet 12 is pretty average, basic bitch single malt. A fifth retails at a place like Total Wine for about $40, so I imagine his pour costs about $6-10 unless the place is really overpriced. Come on man, if you're really living it up, drink a scotch old enough to drive, and with a drop of water in it to open up the flavor.

Granted they probably poured Bob some Inver House from a Glenlivet bottle. I doubt McNugget Man would know the difference.
 
I just want to know what Brainland Bob wore to that restaurant.

And this counts doubly for SmuggieBob.
“There are no moral reasons not to kill all the useless hillbilly creamgoblins of the crust belt”
“WHAT AAAAA NOOOO DON’T KILL ME THAT WOULD BE MORALLY WRONG I HAVE A SKY HIGH INTELLECT AND IDEAS FOR HOW TO FARM BARLEY ON ASTEROIDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I RETWEETED FEMALE VOICES AND DIDN’T EVEN GET PUSSY FOR IT STOOOOP! THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS I WASN’T ABLE TO CONSOOM!!!”
If moral relativism were true (or as Bobby puts it, "values are subjective"), then there can be no convincing argument to show that "intelligence" or "wisdom", however defined, are morally preferable to their opposites.
 
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Moral relativists are dumb. They never realize that their relativism cuts both ways.
If it is okay to let people in people in the Heartland die, it should be equally okay to let those who believe they are part of the "Brainland" rot in their own urine.
And this counts doubly for SmuggieBob.
“There are no ‘moral’ reasons not to kill all the useless hillbilly creamgoblins of the cRust Belt”

“WHAT AAAAA NOOOO DON’T KILL ME THAT WOULD BE MORALLY WRONG I HAVE A SKY HIGH INTELLECT AND IDEAS FOR HOW TO FARM BARLEY ON ASTEROIDS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I RETWEETED FEMALE VOICES AND DIDN’T EVEN GET PUSSY FOR IT STOOOOP! THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS I WASN’T ABLE TO CONSOOM!!!”
 
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These people crave racism so much they're forced to invent it.
Because in school they treat racism as the only thing to be against or your life has no purpose.

Kids get out of school and they can't find actual racism anywhere, it's like a mythical sasquatch. So they have to take something and try to make it be racist under conditions they invent themselves.

Bob talks about obsolete things, he should try tackling teachers unions because they still think it's the 1960's.
 
Rev up those autistic ratings because I looked up this restaurant to see if they use INFERIOR BEEF from obsolete states. Plus the name is right there on the plate.

As he posted yesterday;
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Here is the menu - no mention of where the beef is sourced but something tells me its not from brainland ranches.
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Oh, and Robert Chipman, here is a free pro-tip: The next time you want your twitter troon followers to think you're at a high end resturaunt, make sure the salt and pepper shaker aren't visible. Otherwise it's kinda obvious that you're splurging at an upscale suburban steakhouse.
Ah yes *munch* quite inferior *gulp* I wouldn't eat this *slurp* if my serious Important bigboy Job didn't demand extremely current journalistic integrity *spwelch* anyway here's ten ways Call of Duty is racist.
 
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