Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[SteelPlatedHeart]

3 days in soda, Jesus Christ...

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

3 days in soda, Jesus Christ...

with 3 days spent in the bathroom for the chicken catastrophe

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Like, I’ve been to a restaurant with root beer glazed ribs, but they don’t take the soda and let it set for three days in the meat. I’m amazed his stomach didn’t eat itself in protest.

 

[BubbleButt]

Recipe hacks from a hack critic. Guess it makes sense?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Recipe hacks from a hack critic. Guess it makes sense?

He'd be better off getting recipes from Jack Scalfani, as they are infinitely more "healthier" than anything Bob cooks.

with 3 days spent in the bathroom for the chicken catastrophe

I feel bad for the toilet now. It's been on life support ever since.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

The second amendment was designed with literally anything the military could be equipped with in mind. Military has cannons? Civilians can have cannons. Military can have puckle guns (the 18th century equivalent of a gatling gun)? So can civilians. It was pretty clear at the time and far from supporting more gun restrictions, it points towards us being allowed to buy full auto guns and bazookas.

They let people have their own warships, like if you had the money, you can buy a warship, which anything modern that's not explosive could hurt.

 

[Quixotic Man]

So Bob has been mostly boring today as he parrots neolib talking points and retweets The Squad.
But he once again falls back in to his standard mode when he encounters a FEMALE he disagrees with. Calling her a creature. Such a good fat feminist.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Wow. Look at this inhuman creature." - The nigga who looks legit like a bloated swollen thumb filled with diabetes.

 

[Rei is shit]

I hope Trump mentions moon wheat at SOTU 2021


Someone should tell Robert that NASAs budget increased under bush and trump, but was slashed under Obama


lel


Robert = youtube james joyce




And I searched through some of his older posts for more example of chef Robert


I also found another script that somehow hasn't been produced; Mondo Cane: doghunt

 

[Godzilla@1989]

lel

You know what, Bob probably did voted for Trump if you think about it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They let people have their own warships, like if you had the money, you can buy a warship, which anything modern that's not explosive could hurt.

You can own a tank if you're rich enough. Yes, an actual, armored, on treads, all terrain, armed tank.
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[XtrmGamr719]

You can own a tank if you're rich enough. Yes, an actual, armored, on treads, all terrain, armed tank.
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And people say that we should be like other countries. America's basically like North Korea but we choose to be good at weapons rather than be forced to be not as shitty.

 

[Honest Coyote]

But the appeal of animal movies is being heartwarming and family friendly. This isn't. Like, at all.

Skip the hats, just give me a new rating: dumbfounded.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

According to Robert it's an extremely popular recipe from the Southern wastelands. The way he gets so defensive and assmad when someone brings it up, is so funny.

Spoiler: Cultural appropriation

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As someone has spent a fair bit of time down south, I've never encountered Mountain Dew chicken. List of weird and distinctly southern cuisine I have encountered: banana pudding, grits, collard greens, catfish, fried squirrel, fried oreos, fried chocolate bars, frog legs, fried gator, chitlins... but no Mountain Dew chicken.

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For someone who's so anti-religion and anti-superstition, his obsession with Trump making things unclean by being involved in them sure is illogical and ritualistic.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But the appeal of animal movies is being heartwarming and family friendly. This isn't. Like, at all.

Skip the hats, just give me a new rating: dumbfounded.

The Lunacy rating was made for such ideas.

 

[Mola Ram]

As someone has spent a fair bit of time down south, I've never encountered Mountain Dew chicken. List of weird and distinctly southern cuisine I have encountered: banana pudding, grits, collard greens, catfish, fried squirrel, fried oreos, fried chocolate bars, frog legs, fried gator, chitlins... but no Mountain Dew chicken.

Do you suppose Bob could be so pig-ignorant that when he heard southerners mention "mountain dew" he didn't realize they were most certainly not talking about soda?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob, nobody is buying that fever excuse, if you lived in China they would have already taken 50 points off your social credit score.

 

[Absolutego]

As someone has spent a fair bit of time down south, I've never encountered Mountain Dew chicken. List of weird and distinctly southern cuisine I have encountered: banana pudding, grits, collard greens, catfish, fried squirrel, fried oreos, fried chocolate bars, frog legs, fried gator, chitlins... but no Mountain Dew chicken.

Mountain Dew chicken (and soda as a marinade in general) isn't so much southern food as it is trailer park food. The closest I've seen to Bob's abomination in Southern food is stuff like beer can/coke can chicken, and you don't literally bathe the meat in soda for that.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I don't know what to make of this.
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Th only thing I get from it is that his entire concept of politics is informed by the past ~12 years or so. There was liberal opposition to shit like NAFTA and the WTO, it wasn't exclusively " they took er jerbs" mayoghouls, unless this shit from 1999 Seattle was done by mayoghouls.

It's shit as a song, but they knew 20 years ago that the working class got sold out. Politicians didn't pay any attention because malls and retail were in the middle of one big final boom fueled by sweatshops, and then the real estate bubble burst and took everything else down with it.

 

[LiquidKid]

But the appeal of animal movies is being heartwarming and family friendly. This isn't. Like, at all.

Skip the hats, just give me a new rating: dumbfounded.

Maybe bob takes notes from boogie and thinks dogs are delicious. I don’t trust anyone who writes a “peope hunt dogs for food” script that isn’t making an asian commentary