Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

How can one man be so wrong so consistently? Is this the Moving Pictures Robert magic at work?

Who else but Blobert?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Does Robert know about the farms? He keeps alluding to this 'hate forum', but he never says 'Kiwi Farms'. Does he not want to dignify us with a call out or is he afraid that it would be bad for him if he said the name. If it's the latter someone should tell him that we're not Voldemort or Mundane Matt.

Yeah he's almost certainly alluding to us, there are other threads elsewhere but they're no where near as long. The Thread is an abyss of Bob hate so anytime he googles his name for crtical though we'll come up. More interestingly I suspect a lot of people are aware of Bobs nastyer traits from us and osmosis. You can write the odd tweet as a moment of bad temper of shit take but the sheer scale we've documented condemns him.

 

[Judge Holden]

Holy shit I just figured out what Blob is....

A fat, balding, middle aged man who is a pathetically obsequious brownnoser for those he considers to be the "elite" of society and humanity, who aggressively tries to throw shit at the "subhuman inferiors" who dare defy them by continuing to exist, despite the fact that by absolutely every conceivable metric and by his own damn standards he himself is the most "subhuman inferior" specimen imaginable, which he denies with ever more absurd claims about how he is "acthchully one of the elite", and despite all his grovelling to them and his attacks on their "enemies" this supposed elite treats him with nothing but confused contempt or absolute disdain

He is literally the white neoliberal Uncle Ruckus

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Kiwifarms is a website for Nazis. Nevermind the fact that we have several threads on Nazis and their communities, A Real Wahmen told me the website was full of Nazis, so it must be true!

Bob only thinks there are two sides to everything in life. If you are against him, that means you are automatically aligned with everything else that he hates.

 

[Peep Plops]

Bob only thinks there are two sides to everything in life. If you are against him, that means you are automatically aligned with everything else that he hates.

Well seeing things absolutes is very common for intellectually lazy people who think they're the only ones to have figured everything out. Does this mean Cinephile Robespierre considers Rorschach from Watchmen his personal hero? Because he kinda seems to hold the same blinkered world-view.

 

[Pickle Dick]

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"impressing exactly enough elderly Midwestern diner patrons"

so diner patrons like...

...?

 

[Kulee Baba]

"impressing exactly enough elderly Midwestern diner patrons"

so diner patrons like...

...?

I can respect Bob for actually drinking real spirits like a man, I would have assumed he'd be a wuss who did "shots" of Jagermeister or Fireball. But it makes me laugh that he's acting luxurious while drinking a cheap Scotch.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"impressing exactly enough elderly Midwestern diner patrons"

so diner patrons like...

...?

man which fucking restaurant is this? Was it ever named in the thread? Is it a pseudo-fancy steakhouse "chain"? Some one-location hipster bar and grill? Or a hoity-toity legit upscale joint?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob's actually out somewhere that doesn't have a big loud movie playing, or arcade games flashing. To Bob this is luxurious, and far outside his comfort zone.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

man which fucking restaurant is this? Was it ever named in the thread? Is it a pseudo-fancy steakhouse "chain"? Some one-location hipster bar and grill? Or a hoity-toity legit upscale joint?

Rev up those autistic ratings because I looked up this restaurant to see if they use INFERIOR BEEF from obsolete states. Plus the name is right there on the plate.

As he posted yesterday;
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Here is the menu - no mention of where the beef is sourced but something tells me its not from brainland ranches.
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Oh, and Robert Chipman, here is a free pro-tip: The next time you want your twitter troon followers to think you're at a high end resturaunt, make sure the salt and pepper shaker aren't visible. Otherwise it's kinda obvious that you're splurging at an upscale suburban steakhouse.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

man which fucking restaurant is this? Was it ever named in the thread? Is it a pseudo-fancy steakhouse "chain"? Some one-location hipster bar and grill? Or a hoity-toity legit upscale joint?

Pellana Steakhouse, in Peabody MA. It doesn't seem high-end, but it seems like a nice place to eat.

 

[Rei is shit]

No Robert, you utter imbecile. At least two separate waves of progressivism in America were populist reactions to the industrial revolution and the Great Depression respectively. Populism is neither right nor left. It's a bunch of regular people looking around at the effects of the political status quo on their lives, saying, "We're sick of this shit, we want a change" and then getting together and pushing for that change despite it being against the wishes of the dominant opinion makers and power brokers. In many ways, populism is a natural course correction. Sometimes it's an over correction, but it's still a reaction to very real societal problems that the elites either refuse to address or double down on because they aren't the ones suffering the negative consequences.

Uhm, no sweetie. Williams Jennings Bryan was really an OBSOLETE conservative because he didn't believe in evolution and never said "trans rights are human rights". And Huey Long was from a mayonnaise ghoul state instead of the brainland so he wasn't liberal either.

 

[madethistocomment]

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Oh fuuuuuuuuuuck off Robert. If these were screenshots from Madden 2k20 you'd be raging at how evil EA is for encouraging the misogynistic "male gaze" in gamer culture.

Cheerleaders also don't pole dance and spread their legs wide open onstage, grab their crotches while singing, and twerk and grind on a random ass rapper in front of a bunch of children as well as their own boyfriend and preteen daughter, but go off, Bob.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Holy shit I just figured out what Blob is....

A fat, balding, middle aged man who is a pathetically obsequious brownnoser for those he considers to be the "elite" of society and humanity, who aggressively tries to throw shit at the "subhuman inferiors" who dare defy them by continuing to exist, despite the fact that by absolutely every conceivable metric and by his own damn standards he himself is the most "subhuman inferior" specimen imaginable, which he denies with ever more absurd claims about how he is "acthchully one of the elite", and despite all his grovelling to them and his attacks on their "enemies" this supposed elite treats him with nothing but confused contempt or absolute disdain

He is literally the white neoliberal Uncle Ruckus

Hey now. Uncle Ruckus has his faults but he's actually skilled in a lot of different areas instead of just bragging about. In fact, he rarely ever brags about himself.

All those different jobs he's always working also shows that he has hustle.

Cheerleaders also don't pole dance and spread their legs wide open onstage, grab their crotches while singing, and twerk and grind on a random ass rapper in front of a bunch of children as well as their own boyfriend and preteen daughter, but go off, Bob.

Damn. I didn't see the half time show, but I knew it must have been pretty bad when a bunch of my coworkers were talking about how ridiculous it was. They're not a trashy group, but they're not the most uptight people in the world either. When a tattooed middle aged single mother who's been known to enjoy the occasional dirty joke says she's glad her kid was upstairs when it came on, I think that's a decent metric that it was pretty raunchy for prime time.

 

[madethistocomment]

Hey now. Uncle Ruckus has his faults but he's actually skilled in a lot of different areas instead of just bragging about. In fact, he rarely ever brags about himself.

All those different jobs he's always working also shows that he has hustle.


Damn. I didn't see the half time show, but I knew it must have been pretty bad when a bunch of my coworkers were talking about how ridiculous it was. They're not a trashy group, but they're not the most uptight people in the world either. When a tattooed middle aged single mother who's been known to enjoy the occasional dirty joke says she's glad her kid was upstairs when it came on, I think that's a decent metric that it was pretty raunchy for prime time.

Shakira wasn't bad, really- she did some bellydancing and wore a two-peice outfit but that was about it in terms of raunchiness. JLo was the one who did all the really raunchy shit. I don't know what she was thinking, doing all that shit when she knows kids are watching the game.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

It was a bad idea to have Shakira dancing right next to Jennifer Lopez. Lopez is a large gal and Shakira is not, she looked like a damn shaved sasquatch up there twerking away.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Shakira wasn't bad, really- she did some bellydancing and wore a two-peice outfit but that was about it in terms of raunchiness. JLo was the one who did all the really raunchy shit. I don't know what she was thinking, doing all that shit when she knows kids are watching the game.

Lopez is an aging starlet desperate for relevance. 'Nuff said.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

That scotch comment has me rolling, I missed it. Robert couldn’t tell the difference between a $325 glass of scotch (which would most likely be a shot you sip) and a well liquor/bottom shelf scotch.

The obese slob who cooked this slop doesn’t have a refined palate for expensive liquor or Michelin Star cuisine.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I knew about the Mountain Dew chicken, but I forgot/didn’t realize he stuffed it with fucking kiwi. WTF.

 

[Mola Ram]

I knew about the Mountain Dew chicken, but I forgot/didn’t realize he stuffed it with fucking kiwi. WTF.

Well I guess that'll show us!