Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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There, for the love of god. There are a thousand ways to do it, but Jesus Christ Robert, at least fucking check some of these sliders.
 
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Foltest said:
.... I don’t get it. Is it suppose to poke fun at something? Do he think he is a badass? Why is he a hog ( apart from the obvious huck huck huck) why why why?
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Bob invented another costume to do bad imitations of the untermenschen who litter his hobby and, God willing, we get a 20 minute thunkpiece featuring multiple cutaways to Bob Pigman ranting at the camera with muffled audio (because a $15 lapel mic for basic audio functionality taps too much into his Mountain Dew budget).
 
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Foltest said:
.... I don’t get it. Is it suppose to poke fun at something? Do he think he is a badass? Why is he a hog ( apart from the obvious huck huck huck) why why why?
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I would say his tenuous grip on reality is slipping, but let's be honest with ourselves. Bob never had a grip on reality in the first place
 
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The Fatriarchy said:
Not true, Because depending on how you cut one, it results in bone-in filet mignon, which I don't know under any other name. I could see them arbitrarily charging more because of the bone, but Bob is still a moron that overpaid for a tiny hunk of meat that he would be better served just buying and cooking himself. And drowning it in mountain dew or something. Anything but using it to pretend he was treating himself, because as most people around here probably already know: Cost does not equal quality.
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I didn't know that; I double checked to make sure earlier on the cut, but not a single image I looked at indicated that bone could be in a proper filet mignon. A tenderloin cut using it? Sure, but the term seems mostly there for boneless cuts to me, though me being wrong is okay tbh.

Bobby definitely would be better off making Pepper Steak himself; it'd be half the price, it's easy to set up, and he could cover it in Sweet Baby Ray's and cheeto dust all he wants.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
What I think he's doing is not referencing Qanon but try to make a "witty" name for the people walking around with guns. They believe in the second amendment, don't want over reaching government, are in groups, and white so Bob views them as terrorist insurgents, hence the name Y'all Q'aeda. He's very proud of his zingers.
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Y'all Qaeda isn't even his invention, it was commonly used to describe the occupiers in the Oregon standoff.
Emperor Julian said:
Personally I'm just enjoying that Bobs deeply anti-intellectual the moment it serves him to be so. For all his posturing about intellect and progress he really is the dim-witted bumpkin he despises.

As a side note anyone from the 21st century western middle class calling anyone historically coddled is deeply hilarious. A quick glance at any biography of philosophers and theologians rips that idea to shreds.
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He's not saying "coddled" but "addled", which is even funnier because he's getting dangerously close to alleging that most of the world's intellectual tradition is a bunch of retards who spent their youth receiving something equivalent to the locker treatment trying really hard to explain shit that normal people understand intuitively and feeling superior for spelling it out. Hard to get more "anti-thinker" than that.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
TBF Bob acting like a pig ain't going to be that hard of a job for him

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That’s common in doll collecting too. My mom has several friends with those creepy rooms that are filled with dolls(expensive ones, not the cheap MLP style crap) and every doll has a name and is always a “she/her” etc.
 
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Rei is shit said:
I don't know what to make of this.
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Saying that India and China are doing "better at capitalism" than the US and are "economically ascendant" is a gross oversimplification at best when they need western markets to buy their stuff Robert, you troglodyte. It's also a weird thing for someone who aligns with the political left to get happy over when those countries' "economic ascendance" has come pretty much entirely due to much lower labor, environmental, and safety regulations and wages, along with a fair bit of colonial exploitation in the case of China's activities in Africa. We're basically having Industrial Revolution 2: Electric Boogaloo in southeast and east Asia, but with more oppressive political systems and firmer class barriers than there were in Europe and America. Of course Robert probably considers that a positive thing.
 
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LiquidKid said:
Only if you cook it properly. Bob would never be able to properly prepare genuine A5 Wagyu, and he would probably proceed for add bbq sauce or something to it. So he would fuck it up big time and not benefit from the distinct taste.
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Was bob one of the people that criticized Trump (or retweeted same) for putting ketchup on (well/over done) steak? Because if he was, that fire in hole chicken (hot sauce marinated for 5 days) tops Mountain Dew Salmonella Chicken as Bob's "Ketchup on overdone steak" for hypocrisy.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Saying that India and China are doing "better at capitalism" than the US and are "economically ascendant" is a gross oversimplification at best when they need western markets to buy their stuff Robert, you troglodyte. It's also a weird thing for someone who aligns with the political left to get happy over when those countries' "economic ascendance" has come pretty much entirely due to much lower labor, environmental, and safety regulations and wages, along with a fair bit of colonial exploitation in the case of China's activities in Africa. We're basically having Industrial Revolution 2: Electric Boogaloo in southeast and east Asia, but with more oppressive political systems and firmer class barriers than there were in Europe and America. Of course Robert probably considers that a positive thing.
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I don't think Blob actually aligns with the political left. He aligns with Hillary/Warren/Biden, who even in America are centrist and globally would be considered part of the political right. Idk if he doesn't understand what the left is, or if he's pulling off some wildly successful con and deep down doesn't care, but his entire career is based on shilling for american corporations and their neoliberal puppet candidates.

edit: Although it's also possible that mobieblob is just one of those white dudes who's racist against his own people in a desperate attempt to get laid. I met a bunch of white guys ike that in college and a lot of them looked like blob,
 
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Rei is shit said:
Robert didn't leave his grandmothers funeral to buy an AC and play mario. DOXING and HARASSMENT forum kiwifarms made it up!
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The guy replied and bob did the classic "who are you" routine
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I looked into him(a) and he doesn't seem to be a larper lefty lambasting loonies for the lols. He's been around since 2015 and he seems to be a legit Bernie Bro that has more or less the same opinion of Robert that we do.
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I have to imagine that the unavailable tweet was removed as these people are clearly members of a "forum that exists mainly to dox/harass based on race, political-alignment and disability". Koo nee chi wah, Lobet-Senpai Also, the tweeted pic.
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It's nothing new to anyone who's familiar with Bob. I am just getting a kick out of how the people Bob so desperately wants to identify with be like
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