Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Koby_Fish said:
How in the everloving fuck did Blobbo have a "rough week" due to Brexit? He doesn't even live in the European continent, let alone Great Britain, and the USA wanted to separate from that exceptional shit show FOR A REASON. This doesn't mean he can't travel through the EU unhindered from Britain. It totally doesn't affect him, like, at all.

Except for maybe the fact that since Brexit is a thing now, GB is NOT going to implement the exceptional Article 13, which is great, because Article 13 is trash. If Blobby had any awareness of the situation, he'd know that Article 13 is going to seriously fuck up his EU viewership, but Brexit spared his UK watchers.
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I doubt Blob knows anything about Brexit beyond "people I agree with are upset about it so I should be too"
 
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Koby_Fish said:
How in the everloving fuck did Blobbo have a "rough week" due to Brexit? He doesn't even live in the European continent, let alone Great Britain, and the USA wanted to separate from that exceptional shit show FOR A REASON. This doesn't mean he can't travel through the EU unhindered from Britain. It totally doesn't affect him, like, at all.

Except for maybe the fact that since Brexit is a thing now, GB is NOT going to implement the exceptional Article 13, which is great, because Article 13 is trash. If Blobby had any awareness of the situation, he'd know that Article 13 is going to seriously fuck up his EU viewership, but Brexit spared his UK watchers.
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He could also be referring to impeachment. The witness vote means it's all but dead; Trump's acquittal is going to happen on Wednesday, barring some catastrophe. Relatedly, Brexit and Trump have been linked ever since the initial Brexit vote, as lots of Trump supporters claimed Brexit foreshadowed Trump.

As for why Bob cares about Brexit so much, I think part of it is his fantasy of a one-world utopia -- the EU beginning to crumble obviously points in exactly the opposite direction of that fantasy -- and part of it is just he's so full of hatred for the other side that he just can't process them getting such a big win.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
How in the everloving fuck did Blobbo have a "rough week" due to Brexit? He doesn't even live in the European continent, let alone Great Britain, and the USA wanted to separate from that exceptional shit show FOR A REASON. This doesn't mean he can't travel through the EU unhindered from Britain. It totally doesn't affect him, like, at all.

Except for maybe the fact that since Brexit is a thing now, GB is NOT going to implement the exceptional Article 13, which is great, because Article 13 is trash. If Blobby had any awareness of the situation, he'd know that Article 13 is going to seriously fuck up his EU viewership, but Brexit spared his UK watchers.
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Hey man replying on subjects that don’t concern you at all and being shot down when people tell you you’re an idiot is stressful stuff
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
On a lighter note, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE BUY MY JUNK‽
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Either someone did buy his other movie books or he just took them off. Also he slashed the shipping on that crock-pot buy half which means it'll still cost you twenty US smackers just to get an unopened slow cooker delivered to you. It's sound business decisions like this is why Bobbyboi should be president and not Drumpf!
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For fucks sake, MSTMario? Could he have a more autistic eBay name if he tried? Fucking Mystery Science Theatre Mario, that’s what you went with Bob? Is there a law that dictates that Mario must be a factor if every facet of your life?
 
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LiquidKid said:
For fucks sake, MSTMario? Could he have a more autistic eBay name if he tried? Fucking Mystery Science Theatre Mario, that’s what you went with Bob? Is there a law that dictates that Mario must be a factor if every facet of your life?
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MSTMario was his handle back when he was making blog posts as a 15 year old ... Jesus wept.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
>Bone-in Fillet Mignon


There is literally no such thing, if the fillet side has a bone in it, it's a porterhouse which is an entirely different cut of meat.
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Not true, Because depending on how you cut one, it results in bone-in filet mignon, which I don't know under any other name. I could see them arbitrarily charging more because of the bone, but Bob is still a moron that overpaid for a tiny hunk of meat that he would be better served just buying and cooking himself. And drowning it in mountain dew or something. Anything but using it to pretend he was treating himself, because as most people around here probably already know: Cost does not equal quality.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
I've gotten 3-4 pound steaks at a few places for around that price. if he spent 58 bucks on a steak that size my guess is he got swindled and was told it was "Kobe" beef or whatever technicality they're allowed to call Japanese cattle that have been bred with US stock. Like it's still considered Kobe beef but it's not actual buttery texture kobe beef.

Because Kobe beef is like eating butter made out of meat.
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Only if you cook it properly. Bob would never be able to properly prepare genuine A5 Wagyu, and he would probably proceed for add bbq sauce or something to it. So he would fuck it up big time and not benefit from the distinct taste.
 
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Cleric of Autism said:
I don't even fucking know...
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...fucking wat

Though I can't help but notice that all the other guys are just Bob in (slightly) different outfits (including a smokey the bear hat,) confirming once again that he has no friends, and even his entirely-too-generous family won't be part of this shit.

Also, lol at the foam rubber katana.

The smokey hat is an interesting choice though, considering that it's primarily associated with Mounties and Marine Corps drill instructors. Maybe Sergeant Glenlivet is going to join Detective Hamhock and Diabeeto in the stable of Bob's alternate identities?
 
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Krokodil Overdose said:
...fucking wat

Though I can't help but notice that all the other guys are just Bob in (slightly) different outfits (including a smokey the bear hat,) confirming once again that he has no friends, and even his entirely-too-generous family won't be part of this shit.

Also, lol at the foam rubber katana.

The smokey hat is an interesting choice though, considering that it's primarily associated with Mounties and Marine Corps drill instructors. Maybe Sergeant Glenlivet is going to join Detective Hamhock and Diabeeto in the stable of Bob's alternate identities?
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Seen on Reddit:

"Where did that MovieBob cosplayer get such a realistic Bob mask?!"
 
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