Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chaos Theorist]

https://archive.li/TK48H

"I'm not gonna win on speed - might as well win on power."

I know we all know Robert's full of shit but there might be some of you (ie. non 'Muricans) who don't understand the levels of exceptional individual that he's going on about. Do you know what the difference is between a break action 12 gauge shotgun and a pump action 12 gauge shotgun? The action and that's pretty much it. The action is how the round/cartridge/shell/whatever is loaded into the firing chamber. To use my previous example, the two guns are shooting the same exact round. I cannot stress this enough:

LIFE IS NOT A FUCKING VIDEO GAME BOB CHIPMAN! YOU DO NOT GET AN EXTRA 50DPS BY EQUIPPING A DOUBLE BARRELED SHOTGUN!

A 9mm/308/.223/.410/name your favorite caliber is going to have the same "power" whether you have to remove the spent cartridge manually after every shot or there is a built in mechanism inside that chambers another round for you. Almost always, the preferred guns of Diabeeto are a down grade from the "tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with". Now there are certain situations where you'd prefer a bolt or break action over a semi but those are when you need super precision or you're shooting a goddamned elephant on safari and the gun would explode if it had more than two parts, neither of which Bob "Fuck the Heartland" Chipman (side not: that very tweet is what started this piss poor flex) will EVER get close to doing.

What's even funnier is that there are two people in Bob's feed arguing. One side saying idiots in the red states who rise up against the government are idiots because they'll get crushed by the military and the other saying it won't happen because the military is made up of Americans who won't fire on their own. One says dumb yokels would be killed quickly, the other shows the picture of the Vietnam vet using a bolt action 30-06 rifle it's then that Bob chimes in with his stupid take that has nothing to do with what they're talking about. It really looks like he wanted to swoop in and come to the aid of this @chase_wl because Bob saw him talk about red state people are morons and that he has pronouns in his bio.

tl;dr
In the context of what the two people are talking about, which is an full out American civil war, Bob would get mowed down because he prefers a slower loading system because he believes it gives some sort of super power.

2 shells > 1 shell did you even doom?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

surprised he drinks Scotch at all, given that it's generally made in rural isolated (obsolete?) parts of Scotland

All of Scotland is obsolete

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

2 shells > 1 shell did you even doom?

I thought doom was one of those games that were only played by evil dudebros who ruined gaming for Robert?

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I have nothing but respect for the regulars here.

I rarely visit this thread, but when I do, I can feel my blood pressure rising after reading a few pages. The hubris of this worthless blob is unbelievable

The more time you spend in this thread, the more you realize what a loser Bob is and that everybody knows it, so it just kind of becomes funny watching him make an ass of himself on Twitter over and over again unable to stop.

 

[Mola Ram]

The more time you spend in this thread, the more you realize what a loser Bob is and that everybody knows it, so it just kind of becomes funny watching him make an ass of himself on Twitter over and over again unable to stop.

It's true. When I first started posting here I found myself losing my temper about Bob on a pretty regular basis. He has an uncanny ability to punch the Asshole button dead center, putting forth the dumbest ideas with an incredibly polished sense of smugness, contempt, and sneering. But the more you watch him, the more you see he's just a moderately well spoken buffoon overflowing with barely concealed self-loathing. What little influence he has is waning, he's never gonna sell those screenplays, and as his toxicity becomes more and more apparent we begin to reach the day where the only people in the world who care about him are his family and the people on this board, who are only here to mock him and shake our heads.

Semper Fi, you glorious meathead. The Superior Future is imminent.

 

[A Logging Company]

Bob loves SJWs and Democrats because they promise to give him asspats and status in exchange for his (dubious) support. They'll also strongarm into existence the single-payer healthcare system that Bob will need when parts of his body start popping off like those on a Mr. Potatohead.

His politics probably has a lot to do with with his up bringing. MA and the Boston metro is one of the most liberal places in the country, I would say it rivals San Fransisco. His politics aren't that unusual for his area, but he takes it to absurd places that even rubs lefties the wrong way.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Because Kobe beef is like eating butter made out of meat.

If Bob knew that, he'd be eating Kobe beef instead of the Golden Arches.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

What I think he's doing is not referencing Qanon but try to make a "witty" name for the people walking around with guns. They believe in the second amendment, don't want over reaching government, are in groups, and white so Bob views them as terrorist insurgents, hence the name Y'all Q'aeda. He's very proud of his zingers.

It isn't even his. I remember people calling the Oregon militia members who occupied those government buildings for a week or two "Ya'll Qaeda." I'm pretty sure it was a trending hashtag at the time.

Of course just like the real Al Qaeda they cleared everyone out of the buildings before occupying them, warned officials about traps they'd set on the premises and how to disarm them after they surrendered, and nobody got hurt due their high levels of conscientiousness. Just like Al Qaeda and ISIS, except instead of mass murder and rape it was camping out in a couple of empty government buildings.

See, Robert and his ilk are woke to the real face of terrorism in America, which is why various leftie Twitter accounts were basically publicly masturbating at the thought of the feds calling in jet fighters and blowing the Oregon militia men up with cruise missiles.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Let’s be honest, Robert would totally do this to Warren.

 

[Positron]

Because Kobe beef is like eating butter made out of meat.

If only we could raise cattle on the Moon. The low gravity will make the muscles extra soft and tender.

 

[Koby_Fish]

If only we could raise cattle on the Moon. The low gravity will make the muscles extra soft and tender.

the term "moon calf" will take on a whole new meaning!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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>Bone-in Fillet Mignon


There is literally no such thing, if the fillet side has a bone in it, it's a porterhouse which is an entirely different cut of meat.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

>Bone-in Fillet Mignon


There is literally no such thing, if the fillet side has a bone in it, it's a porterhouse which is an entirely different cut of meat.

Not only that but if you look at it, it's a poorly seared circular cut with "gravy" that looks to be from a packet that you squeeze out, or maybe even powdered and mixed with room temperature water. You could have taken the meat of a big mac, put some off-the-shelf premade gravy on it, and served it to this fatnecked moron and he'd be tweeting that he's taking pure chomps of a rare tartar french delicacy that ruralites can't even imagine.

 

[The tired cat]

Not only that but if you look at it, it's a poorly seared circular cut with "gravy" that looks to be from a packet that you squeeze out, or maybe even powdered and mixed with room temperature water. You could have taken the meat of a big mac, put some off-the-shelf premade gravy on it, and served it to this fatnecked moron and he'd be tweeting that he's taking pure chomps of a rare tartar french delicacy that ruralites can't even imagine.

I mean, looking at the prices of that place, I wouldnt be shocked if they just do this so dumb bastards like Bobo are made to think they are having fine culirinary dining and how it makes em special elite. While in reality, they are just suckers.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Not only that but if you look at it, it's a poorly seared circular cut with "gravy" that looks to be from a packet that you squeeze out, or maybe even powdered and mixed with room temperature water. You could have taken the meat of a big mac, put some off-the-shelf premade gravy on it, and served it to this fatnecked moron and he'd be tweeting that he's taking pure chomps of a rare tartar french delicacy that ruralites can't even imagine.

The sear doesn't look poor on the top, but the pic is too small to tell if the sides are properly seared.

The sauce looks like it's some mushroom concoction

Also by rough week he apparently meant Brexit.

No way in hell is that steak over 25 bucks. That pile of mashed potatoes doesn't even bump it up.

 

[Mr Snek]

No way in hell is that steak over 25 bucks. That pile of mashed potatoes doesn't even bump it up.

Maybe the cost covers the dozen other steaks that are off camera?

 

[Adamska]

Gotta love Bobby's attempt to look like an epicurean or gourmand with that failed attempt to pretend he understands a damn thing about cooking. Fun fact fatty; maybe doublecheck what you're typing about, because au poivre, or pepper steak is spelled differently than that. And yes, filet mignon does not traditionally have bone in it; this is a different cut of steak because of that.

Since I can't be fucked to look at his actual flex photo, I'm just guessing based on what I'm seeing that the "gravy" that the place takes the fond and the cooked out blood/fat combo and pours it on top. If it has mushrooms, it's button I'd reckon, but it looks pretty close to the peppercorn sauce that actual pepper steak has on top (maybe, the lighting is shit). I will say it looks a bit too thick since the sauce usually has booze and heavy cream in it, which makes it runnier than this.

I will note a lack of peppercorn in the sauce itself, but from the ant sized picture it looks pretty covered in cracked pepper. It looks mostly legit, but I will say yeah, it's overpriced. Also see that fucking tub of mash? That goes with the steak for those wondering, as mash, pommes frites (fried potatoes/home fries), or asparagus are commonly side dishes. Fatty's probably gonna consoom it all too.

In short, the place looks pretty legit based on this retarded manchild's bad photo of his din-dins that he shot to pretend he is an educated elite. I'd prefer cooking one myself over this, but hey, I can make it cheaper and similar in quality to this.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Gotta love Bobby's attempt to look like an epicurean or gourmand with that failed attempt to pretend he understands a damn thing about cooking. Fun fact fatty; maybe doublecheck what you're typing about, because au poivre, or pepper steak is spelled differently than that. And yes, filet mignon does not traditionally have bone in it; this is a different cut of steak because of that.

Since I can't be fucked to look at his actual flex photo, I'm just guessing based on what I'm seeing that the "gravy" that the place takes the fond and the cooked out blood/fat combo and pours it on top. If it has mushrooms, it's button I'd reckon, but it looks pretty close to the peppercorn sauce that actual pepper steak has on top (maybe, the lighting is shit). I will say it looks a bit too thick since the sauce usually has booze and heavy cream in it, which makes it runnier than this.

I will note a lack of peppercorn in the sauce itself, but from the ant sized picture it looks pretty covered in cracked pepper. It looks mostly legit, but I will say yeah, it's overpriced. Also see that fucking tub of mash? That goes with the steak for those wonderng, as mash, pommes frites (fried potatoes/home fries), or asparagus are commonly side dishes. Fatty's probably gonna consoom it all too.

In short, the place looks pretty legit based on this exceptional manchild's bad photo of his din-dins that he shot to pretend he is an educated elite. I'd prefer cooking one myself over this, but hey, I can make it cheaper and similar in quality to this.

Let’s be honest, the only thing he’d be good at would be cooking awful-looking greasy Big Mac cheeseburgers.

 

[Adamska]

Let’s be honest, the only thing he’d be good at would be cooking awful-looking greasy Big Mac cheeseburgers.

He can't even cook chicken; he'd probably brine a burger in pepsi and salt for a week and then deep fry it or something equally heinous.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The sear doesn't look poor on the top, but the pic is too small to tell if the sides are properly seared.

The sauce looks like it's some mushroom concoction

Also by rough week he apparently meant Brexit.

No way in hell is that steak over 25 bucks. That pile of mashed potatoes doesn't even bump it up.

How in the everloving fuck did Blobbo have a "rough week" due to Brexit? He doesn't even live in the European continent, let alone Great Britain, and the USA wanted to separate from that exceptional shit show FOR A REASON. This doesn't mean he can't travel through the EU unhindered from Britain. It totally doesn't affect him, like, at all.

Except for maybe the fact that since Brexit is a thing now, GB is NOT going to implement the exceptional Article 13, which is great, because Article 13 is trash. If Blobby had any awareness of the situation, he'd know that Article 13 is going to seriously fuck up his EU viewership, but Brexit spared his UK watchers.