Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LiquidKid]

To make matters worse , the movie is looking to best its opening projection with $55 million this weekend.

‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Breaks Video Game Pic Opening Record With $70M & Reps 4th-Best Presidents’ Weekend Debut – Monday Update

UPDATED, Monday AM: Paramount’s Sonic the Hedgehog will hit $70 million in four days, according to the studio, after a $16.5M Sunday that is down 20% from Saturday. The pic based on the Sega …

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In a perfect world, sonic makes more money than Mario 2022 and Bob necks himself

Robert's assmad that people reacted negatively to his shit take on the Sonic movie:

Spoiler: Sanic Bad

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He's also mad that one of his waifus, Elizabeth Warren is never going to be president:

Spoiler: Warren Gud

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Things aren't going to well for Robert. First his favorite movie of the month (Birds of Prey) flops and now a movie he hates is currently outperforming it. He's also going to have to face the reality that his waifu Warren will never be the democratic nominee, let alone president.

Bob... Tulsi and Gabbard are the same person. How do you mess up something so simple if you’re from brainland?

Since when does Bob review video games?

He’s done so every now and then. I know for a fact he reviewed Mario 3D World for Escapist for instance, he probably wouldn’t touch final fantasy outside of a big picture episode though

 

[אΩ+1]

If movie Bob is still hateful towards Sonic, I can't wait until he has to review the Final Fantasy 7 Remake

New Opening movie really hints that they're gonna put in shit from Crisis Core

I bet he's going to suddenly lionize 6 because that's what all the nintendo shills do.

Yes, considering that the console wars of the the 4th generation were his Vietnam.

 

[Bolo]

Since when does Bob review video games?

Since when Robert gives a shit about videogames?

No, seriously, when was the last time Robert has said anything about playing a game? Whever Robert says anything about playing a game, is wasting his quarters on those ticket arcades to get shitty prizes.

I know he made a review for the escapist about Super Mario 3d World, but aside from that he never had a game review again and on his gamer overthinker videos he barely discussed the game themselves, only the social optics and politics around it.

Even on his book he said he dropped games on the SNES and played a bit of the game boy advanced and that was it.

I doubt Robert has ever even played FVII, all he seems to know are the obvious pop-cultural things involved with the game.

Robert loves the whole "harm" feeling whenever he sees nintendo characters and such, even tweeting thing like "home" with a photo of a mini-nes for the internet "wholesome" points.... but actually playing the damned things? Nah, he is too busy searching his own name on twitter.

 

[The tired cat]

It was a 2 part video of Game Overthinker. Part 1 he talks about the problems with Sonic. This was at the time when the Sonic Cycle meme was popular. Part 2 is where he pitches his idea for how to fix Sonic, and yes, the title card is Mario carrying Sonic's corpse.

Some of the ideas are not awful such as having a sort of bullet time to represent Sonic moving at super speed. At the 5 minute mark is where he goes off the rails and declares a jihad against anything after the Mega Drive. 7:25 is where he pitches his idea for the plot, which is basically a typical hero with amnesia story crossed with a cowboy movie.

Ya know, it's kinda funny Bobo's whole sperging "THE ENTIRE CAST SHOULD BE MURDERED!!" is usually the same thing every chucklefuck "expert" was spouting back then. Pretty much-ignoring people who did like other characters than the blue hedgehog.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The fact Sonic is on track to make $55 million this weekend demonstrates that the Blue Blur is still more relevant than Bob can ever hope to be.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Reading some of Bob's other pitches is a riot.
His Megaman pitch for example.
In it Dr. Light and Dr. Wily are friends initially, Light being the upper class gentleman and Wily being from the dang dirty working class, but of course end up clashing.
Wily wanting to use automation to drive the working class extinct because he was bullied as child, holy fuck the projection is real.
Other than that it has everything you expect.
The out of place violence and grittiness, the shallow MCU tier "adult" themes in what is on paper for kids...You get the idea.
Or his Captain Planet pitch which is...It's just the fucking Avengers with a Captain Planet skin, big surprise right.
Oh and the villain is an eldritch/lovecraftian abomination, those are Bob's exact words, called, I shit you not, Zarm.
And theres a rip off of Jarvis/Vision from Iron Man as well. Again big surprise.
And then theres his MCU X-Men pitch...which is just his MCU fanfiction.
It's honestly the most boring of the bunch.
Seriously though guys I can't do this stuff "justice" you need to go read it for yourselves.
You won't believe that he unironically wrote the absolute lunacy you'll be witnessing.

The Protomen use the same idea of Light and Wily being friends...though I think its Light that is working class in that one-his father was a miner and his love also "works her fingers til they bleed" so his whole motive is making robots to give people easier lives. Which is just Bob's anathema, a thinker using his gifts to make the lives of wasteland ghouls EASIER?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob, as anyone who reads this thread knows is pretty much the most obnoxious person alive, which is amazing because all he does it post tweets, eat, and make shitty videos. When not ranting about fair-weather neoliberal politics in a zeal that makes hitler look slightly more easy going, he just CONSUMES children's media. His levels of snobbery coming from a fat diabetic sexless man-child with no real job is hilarious.

So, whatever. But I have no idea how he can have non-ironic fans. Like, look at this asshole about his sonic review.



"Your survival..." nigga. Really? This dude literally does nothing but clog his mouth hole with junk food and tweet. You shouldn't worry about his gay little cold but the massive coronary coming up here soon after he gets a little too heated when Trump tweets some sick burns on Warren.

 

[Leblanc]

Bob, as anyone who reads this thread knows is pretty much the most obnoxious person alive, which is amazing because all he does it post tweets, eat, and make shitty videos. When not ranting about fair-weather neoliberal politics in a zeal that makes hitler look slightly more easy going, he just CONSUMES children's media. His levels of snobbery coming from a fat diabetic sexless man-child with no real job is hilarious.

So, whatever. But I have no idea how he can have non-ironic fans. Like, look at this asshole about his sonic review.

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"Your survival..." nigga. Really? This dude literally does nothing but clog his mouth hole with junk food and tweet. You shouldn't worry about his gay little cold but the massive coronary coming up here soon after he gets a little too heated when Trump tweets some sick burns on Warren.

If it's really about widescreen Roberts survival maybe keep him away from chicken and mountain dew

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The fact Sonic is on track to make $55 million this weekend demonstrates that the Blue Blur is still more relevant than Bob can ever hope to be.

Now it’s $60 million thanks to grossing $21 million on Friday.

The fact that it might now top Detective Pikachu is surprising.

Box Office: 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Digging Up Huge $60M-Plus Opening

Elsewhere, 'The Photograph' and 'Fantasy Island' are battling it out for third place behind 'Birds of Prey,' while 'Downhill' tumbles and Oscar-winner 'Parasite' shines.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[The tired cat]

Now it’s $60 million thanks to grossing $21 million on Friday.

The fact that it might now top Detective Pikachu is surprising.

Box Office: 'Sonic the Hedgehog' Digging Up Huge $60M-Plus Opening

Elsewhere, 'The Photograph' and 'Fantasy Island' are battling it out for third place behind 'Birds of Prey,' while 'Downhill' tumbles and Oscar-winner 'Parasite' shines.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

Man, Bobo's brain is gonna implode because of this. Seriously, I can just see him having a massive twitter sperg out.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, Bobo's brain is gonna implode because of this. Seriously, I can just see him having a massive twitter sperg out.

I’ll be honest, I never expected Sonic to be better than expected. I was hoping it does well because the studio listened to the fans, but not doing better than expected. In fact, thanks to good word of mouth and not much competition until maybe March or when the next Bond comes out, it might do better along the way.

To be honest, this could have been a disaster had Paramount not redesign the character and ignored the fans.

 

[Mola Ram]

Man, Bobo's brain is gonna implode because of this. Seriously, I can just see him having a massive twitter sperg out.

Eh, more likely it'll be one of those things he bitterly mentions every now and then long after everyone else has ceased to care.

 

[The tired cat]

Eh, more likely it'll be one of those things he bitterly mentions every now and then long after everyone else has ceased to care.

Yeah, I can actually see him bringing it up and the new Ghostbusters. Maybe raging over how dare the directors to listen to fans.

 

[Absolutego]

It’s probably both. Bob cannot be happy about sonic having a more competent live action film than Mario

Oh it's tearing him up inside. This is the man who has admitted he basically gaslit himself into liking the Bob Haskins Mario movie because he couldn't tolerate the idea of a Mario property being bad. An ok Sonic movie existing before a decent Mario live action movie is figuratively killing him.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Did he review Sonic yet? Nevermind I'll do my own Moviebob hot take

Now listen here, i know altright piddlesqueaks will be reading this to screencap for their ogrebooger forums but I don't care. Sonic was a narrowminded bifocal goomberview given to an eager and nervously tentative public that were waiting for their day in the trans sun, and they were given the shaft literally. Sonic has returned to the well-worn patriarchal tendency of male wins the end. It seems like Hollywood hasn't gotten the message, I think whoever runs it should be genocided.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How dare mid America be concerned that you're focusing on other issues than the ones that directly affect them!

Spoiler: Deplorable

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Imagine having your brain work like this.”

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https://archive.is/3P3c3

The tweeted pic


I wanna add in this reply because I found the bottom user funny.

Who would've guessed that people who agree with Bob enjoy trains? lol

And who is this person that set off this fire of saying that people in mid America have more pressing issues than what the bourgeois tell them and don't like being called names because of their concerns?

Spoiler: Three guesses fam

What's Left on Twitter

“The entire middle of the country in the grips of a two decade long existential crisis. Suicide, alcohol and drug dependence is *reducing life expectancy* in the wealthiest nation in human history. Centering student debt relief and climate panic = same as calling them deplorable.”

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Of course it's Aimee Terese, Robert's alabaster siren.

But wait! Press F in chat because WIDEscreen Robert is fat.

And this is how "Nazis" are born.

Let this be a lesson ladies. When an emotionally stunted fat guy who gets paid to be on the internet all day and claims to be a feminist tells you to drop trou, you bend over and let him load you up like a shotgun and be grateful that that crust of cheeto dust adds to the friction while also acting as a makeshift condom.

I can see what Whatisleftpod is saying, though I think a little unartful. For the guy who reeeeeeeeeely enjoys trains, I don't believe the argument is that people are saying that Bernie, nor his bros, said this. It's a reminder of what happened in 2016 when great swathes of America were shouted down and called deplorable for saying they had different priorities. Will they learn?

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“...why'd all the dogs perk up just now? https://t.co/JpDqYRnBy5”

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lol

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

How dare mid America be concerned that you're focusing on other issues than the ones that directly affect them!

Spoiler: Deplorable

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Imagine having your brain work like this.”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/3P3c3

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I wanna add in this reply because I found the bottom user funny.
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Who would've guessed that people who agree with Bob enjoy trains? lol

And who is this person that set off this fire of saying that people in mid America have more pressing issues than what the bourgeois tell them and don't like being called names because of their concerns?

Spoiler: Three guesses fam

What's Left on Twitter

“The entire middle of the country in the grips of a two decade long existential crisis. Suicide, alcohol and drug dependence is *reducing life expectancy* in the wealthiest nation in human history. Centering student debt relief and climate panic = same as calling them deplorable.”

twitter.com

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Of course it's Aimee Terese, Robert's alabaster siren.
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But wait! Press F in chat because WIDEscreen Robert is fat.
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And this is how "Nazis" are born.
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Let this be a lesson ladies. When an emotionally stunted fat guy who gets paid to be on the internet all day and claims to be a feminist tells you to drop trou, you bend over and let him load you up like a shotgun and be grateful that that crust of cheeto dust adds to the friction while also acting as a makeshift condom.

I can see what Whatisleftpod is saying, though I think a little unartful. For the guy who reeeeeeeeeely enjoys trains, I don't believe the argument is that people are saying that Bernie, nor his bros, said this. It's a reminder of what happened in 2016 when great swathes of America were shouted down and called deplorable for saying they had different priorities. Will they learn?

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“...why'd all the dogs perk up just now? https://t.co/JpDqYRnBy5”

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fucking whites smh im supposed to be on pluto in a skinny person's body

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

How dare mid America be concerned that you're focusing on other issues than the ones that directly affect them!

Spoiler: Deplorable

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Imagine having your brain work like this.”

twitter.com

https://archive.li/3P3c3

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The tweeted pic
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I wanna add in this reply because I found the bottom user funny.
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Who would've guessed that people who agree with Bob enjoy trains? lol

And who is this person that set off this fire of saying that people in mid America have more pressing issues than what the bourgeois tell them and don't like being called names because of their concerns?

Spoiler: Three guesses fam

What's Left on Twitter

“The entire middle of the country in the grips of a two decade long existential crisis. Suicide, alcohol and drug dependence is *reducing life expectancy* in the wealthiest nation in human history. Centering student debt relief and climate panic = same as calling them deplorable.”

twitter.com

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The latest Tweets from What's Left (@whatisleftpod). A podcast by @aimeeterese & @MoustacheClubUS. soundcloud.com/whatisleftpod

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Of course it's Aimee Terese, Robert's alabaster siren.
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But wait! Press F in chat because WIDEscreen Robert is fat.
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And this is how "Nazis" are born.
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Let this be a lesson ladies. When an emotionally stunted fat guy who gets paid to be on the internet all day and claims to be a feminist tells you to drop trou, you bend over and let him load you up like a shotgun and be grateful that that crust of cheeto dust adds to the friction while also acting as a makeshift condom.

I can see what Whatisleftpod is saying, though I think a little unartful. For the guy who reeeeeeeeeely enjoys trains, I don't believe the argument is that people are saying that Bernie, nor his bros, said this. It's a reminder of what happened in 2016 when great swathes of America were shouted down and called deplorable for saying they had different priorities. Will they learn?

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“...why'd all the dogs perk up just now? https://t.co/JpDqYRnBy5”

twitter.com

Attention Required!

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Nigga is gloating that he deplatformed someone at 6:04am?

Seriously? When the worm turns on Blob and it will the schadenfreude felt across the planet might cause some kind of massive orgy.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Nigga is gloating that he deplatformed someone at 6:04am?

Seriously? When the worm turns on Blob and it will the schadenfreude felt across the planet might cause some kind of massive orgy.

To be fair he's not gloating about her being suspended. I just happened to notice that her account was and thought it was funny. It doesn't pay to go against the woke flow, no matter how cute you may be (mileage may vary).

Anywho, here's Moviecorncob proving he's not owned by quoting everyone's favorite smol nerd girl, Jenny Nicholson!

Spoiler: "pro gamer"

She'll consoom your Disney approved cock

There's not a single person in this picture that I would willingly sit next to in a theater.

And we know we can trust Jenny's position on Sonic because she reinforces Bob's position, the vag factor, and she was probably molested by Lindsay Ellis(a)(kiwi link).

Spoiler: Same energy

I did a search and it doesn't look like Jenny's talked about her opinion of Birds of Prey so I guess we can scratch that off. She did like The Last Jedi so maybe it's just a case of shit taste.

 

[FriendlyManbaby]

The Protomen use the same idea of Light and Wily being friends...though I think its Light that is working class in that one-his father was a miner and his love also "works her fingers til they bleed" so his whole motive is making robots to give people easier lives. Which is just Bob's anathema, a thinker using his gifts to make the lives of wasteland ghouls EASIER?

That's canon, actually- Wily used to be friends with Dr Light, and had a falling out over one of his projects being quashed. The only unique thing was taking Wily from "former friend who grew to hate Dr Light over petty personal slights and Dr Light's greater success" to "man who hates working class because *mumble mumble*". Y'know. Making him a worse character.