Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It's been 5 skyrim ports since Bob was relevant.

So like... a few weeks?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So what you're saying is... a certain somebody isn't evolving and moving into the superior future like he should be?

I've said this multiple times over in the thread (I have 830 posts in this thread as of today, fuck me) that for all of Bob's talk about evolving and moving into the superior future, he sure is obsolete and backwards in many ways.

 

[Positron]

Bobby shills for Wong Jing's exploitative Category III fare. He must think they are "feminist" or something:


But Naked Killer is so 90s. I wish I could interest Bobby in this Hong Kong Cat. III film for the Current Year:

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I've said this multiple times over in the thread (I have 830 posts in this thread as of today, fuck me)

If it makes you feel better, I’m pretty sure I’ve contributed at least 1/4 of the contents of the Dobson threads.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bobby shills for Wong Jing's exploitative Category III fare. He must think they are "feminist" or something:
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But Naked Killer is so 90s. I wish I could interest Bobby in this Hong Kong Cat. III film for the Current Year:
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Given he jerked himself hard to The Handmaiden, I wouldn’t be surprised if Bob is exactly like Dobson and masturbates to yuri manga.

 

[ColdOnes]

I'm out of the loop with current Hollywood trends. Is $80-100 million considered a small budget? Most directors wish they have a fraction of the money to make their own movies. (Also, lol at Birds of Prey being an arthouse movie).

Bobby shills for Wong Jing's exploitative Category III fare. He must think they are "feminist" or something:
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But Naked Killer is so 90s. I wish I could interest Bobby in this Hong Kong Cat. III film for the Current Year:
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Yeah, I think Bob is going for Asian women now that he realizes he has no chance with white women.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm out of the loop with current Hollywood trends. Is $80-100 million considered a small budget? Most directors wish they have a fraction of the money to make their own movies. (Also, lol at Birds of Prey being an arthouse movie).
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Yeah, I think Bob is going for Asian women now that he realizes he has no chance with white women.

He's probably hoping they'll mistake him for Buddha. Alas, Bob, Buddha is usually smiling.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bobby shills for Wong Jing's exploitative Category III fare. He must think they are "feminist" or something:
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But Naked Killer is so 90s. I wish I could interest Bobby in this Hong Kong Cat. III film for the Current Year:
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Bob is the physical manifestation of this old meme:

 

[Adamska]

I'm out of the loop with current Hollywood trends. Is $80-100 million considered a small budget? Most directors wish they have a fraction of the money to make their own movies. (Also, lol at Birds of Prey being an arthouse movie).

It's considered small mainly because Hollywood is desperately trying to just endlessly hit billion dollar homers. Even then lolno it isn't arthouse, and with an 80 million tag it counts as a medium film in my book.

 

[ColdOnes]

He's probably hoping they'll mistake him for Buddha. Alas, Bob, Buddha is usually smiling.

Buddha sacrificed his privileges in life to seek enlightenment and inner peace. I don't trust Bob to surrender his obsession with Mario and 80s American pop culture to grow as a human being.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm out of the loop with current Hollywood trends. Is $80-100 million considered a small budget? Most directors wish they have a fraction of the money to make their own movies. (Also, lol at Birds of Prey being an arthouse movie).
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Yeah, I think Bob is going for Asian women now that he realizes he has no chance with white women.

Art house? More like Fart House.

Childish, I know, but that's about the level of dismissal that this assertion deserves.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Art house? More like Fart House.

Childish, I know, but that's about the level of dismissal that this assertion deserves.

Also applied to Black Panther, which undeservingly got lumped into being called a Oscar-bait movie due to the cast being all black.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's considered small mainly because Hollywood is desperately trying to just endlessly hit billion dollar homers. Even then lolno it isn't arthouse, and with an 80 million tag it counts as a medium film in my book.

The entire Hollywood film industry has essentially become the world's most high stakes gambling addict.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

The entire Hollywood film industry has essentially become the world's most high stakes gambling addict.

Then what does that make everyone participating in that? Bookies or gamblers?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Then what does that make everyone participating in that? Bookies or gamblers?

People who go to the casino planning to lose money because to them it's more of an excuse to hang out with friends, drink crappy beer, and ogle waitresses.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m surprised Robert isn’t bashing fellow Democrat Harvey Weinstein right now.

 

[Mola Ram]

I’m surprised Robert isn’t bashing fellow Democrat Harvey Weinstein right now.

Too much sympathy for another fatso with shriveled, withered genitals.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What weird beliefs did he have?

I've heard it attributed to Don, though I can't find the exact quote, that you can make a movie for kids scary and as long as it has a happy ending the kids will be fine.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I've heard it attributed to Don, though I can't find the exact quote, that you can make a movie for kids scary and as long as it has a happy ending the kids will be fine.

I've heard that too, and I tend to agree with it. Some of the most important movies and other works to me when I was a child got pretty dark and scary and in the end it just made it feel more rewarding when things worked out.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Art house? More like Fart House.

Childish, I know, but that's about the level of dismissal that this assertion deserves.

The Harley Quinn movie is NOWHERE near arthouse quality. I'm not even much of an arthouse guy (I'm more of a grungy and sleazy movie kinda guy) and even I can see that bluff.