Homegrown Homophobia
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Some kind soul (not me obviously 
) needs to take old Bob out to a whorehouse to let off some steam.
) needs to take old Bob out to a whorehouse to let off some steam.Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Even whores have enough self-respect to not fuck Bob.Some kind soul (not me obviously
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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But, if Robert got laid, he might possibly reproduce, and that would be bad.Some kind soul (not me obviously
Arthur Morgan
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Okay, we make sure the chick is sterile first. Or old enough to be post menopausal.
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What else is there to say but...
What have those poor whores done to make you hate them this much? I've been known to thot patrol occasionally, but some punishments are just inhuman.Some kind soul (not me obviously
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Benisbro
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Bob has a panel at Pax East in ONE HOUR and he’s STILL twitter sperging lmao
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Not pictured: friends
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I prefered the sequel Cat Cop II: To Purr and Protect
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That's a pained grimace of fear, not a smile Bobby.
Holy shit, you need to go back to spec ed.
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Robert, stop doing that thing with your mouth. It's not working. Take a note from those countries where people never smile for photographs, since scowling like you're in a mugshot would be less creepy than whatever it is you're doing.
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imagine it fellas, right this very moment film robert is talking about videogames to a massive, enthralled audience. Gah, to be a man in that Bobcat theater on this cold night in Bahstin. Godspeed PAX kiwis, I'll need every unflattering photo of the blob as soon as you can capture them.
And if you were wondering, yes our beloved bobbert does indeed put other "men" to shame and moisten women's loins with his exceptional appearance:
See that face? That face says "Damn, I'm so excited to be within breathing distance of Bob Chipman right now."
And if you were wondering, yes our beloved bobbert does indeed put other "men" to shame and moisten women's loins with his exceptional appearance:
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Oh man blockbuster, remember blockbuster, don't you miss blockbuster?
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Benisbro
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THEY ALL LOOK JUST LIKE BOB AHAHAHAHA
Also is that fucking Dan Harmon sitting behind Bob's shoulder? We need info on this, stat!
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Guess fat, drunk, obstreperous assholes like to hang out together.
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What Bob soliciting a prostitute would look like (artist's depiction
Going back to that awkward teen photo of MovieBob:
Hmm. He reminds me of somebody...
Also, I did post a "BOBWUT" pear at some point in the past, but I can't seem to find it at the moment....
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Girl, are you okay? Blink twice if you're being held against your will.
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Aight Goys, gorls, and eldritch horrors:
Full disclosure; i had to leave about 20 minutes into it b/c other, important obligations, but here is what I observed;
Chipman brothers are basically indistinguishable. Pretty mich a Blob 1, Blob 2 situation from what I could see. Whichever one Bob was, he was certainly fat and I certainly would not have sex with him.
They had a legit powerpoint presentation to serenade us with. In True and Honest fashion this completely fucked up and as such the audience was treated to story time with Blob 1.
Most of what I heard was pretty typical of a boomer that meets vidya: there's No variety (because I didn't look but forget that.), vidya don't look like how it used to, etc. Basically his "grumpy" bullshit related to the fact that video games have expanded in scope and complexity with increasing technological capabilities and Blob seems to dislike the idea that the niche filled by MAYrio brothers is now largely the field of indie game devs. As far as this lot was concerned, almost everything was a sandbox or sandbox derivative and this was another holocoaster. The "humor" brought to the show largely amounted to Blob 1 cracking a half-ass joke and Blob 2 sniggering to try and trigger a laugh track from the audience.
When I left, he had not filled up bobcat theater which puts the size of the audience well below 100, and my personal estimate was somewhere around 55 people. Again, for full disclosure, at this point a LOT of people were leaving the venue to hit up dinner joints and bars.
Sorry I couldn't stay longer, lads.
Full disclosure; i had to leave about 20 minutes into it b/c other, important obligations, but here is what I observed;
Chipman brothers are basically indistinguishable. Pretty mich a Blob 1, Blob 2 situation from what I could see. Whichever one Bob was, he was certainly fat and I certainly would not have sex with him.
They had a legit powerpoint presentation to serenade us with. In True and Honest fashion this completely fucked up and as such the audience was treated to story time with Blob 1.
Most of what I heard was pretty typical of a boomer that meets vidya: there's No variety (because I didn't look but forget that.), vidya don't look like how it used to, etc. Basically his "grumpy" bullshit related to the fact that video games have expanded in scope and complexity with increasing technological capabilities and Blob seems to dislike the idea that the niche filled by MAYrio brothers is now largely the field of indie game devs. As far as this lot was concerned, almost everything was a sandbox or sandbox derivative and this was another holocoaster. The "humor" brought to the show largely amounted to Blob 1 cracking a half-ass joke and Blob 2 sniggering to try and trigger a laugh track from the audience.
When I left, he had not filled up bobcat theater which puts the size of the audience well below 100, and my personal estimate was somewhere around 55 people. Again, for full disclosure, at this point a LOT of people were leaving the venue to hit up dinner joints and bars.
Sorry I couldn't stay longer, lads.
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According to Dan Harmon’s Instagram, he’s still in California. Besides, Dan Harmon doesn’t listen to anyone but himself.
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I like that Chip's trying so hard to make his podcast a thing. But to be fair you gotta put yourself out there and advertise I suppose.
The first thing I saw was the guy front row on the right who looks like he's missing a foot. After closer inspection though it's just some weird part of his jacket as I can see his other white shoe just partially in frame.
@lolwut Do you concur?
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