Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Maybe Robert is right, and maybe the fully automated future is there,

There is a fully automated future eventually, but it will require time. It will be like Cellphones and computers

1980s - Only the riches of the rich could afford a personal Cellphone or Computer.
1990s - Home computers become a real thing, it is mostly Enthusiast and upper middle class, but companies start getting 1,000 times the use data as they did when Businesses used it.
2000s - Even the poorest fucks on the planet can get a desktop pc at walmart.
2010s - Apple uses their knowledge on computers to make the Iphone, and Enthusiasts buy it, giving apple use data in how to make it better.
2020 - You can get a Smart Phone for 20 Dollars at wal mart.

That is 30 years of work, Robotics are just NOW getting to the point where the idea of robots doing non factory work is even remotely viable? In 20-30 years I could see robotics being advanced enough, but it will only happen when it works better than what we currently have.

 

[Mr Snek]

Even though mechanization is becoming more of a reality every day, farming in specific won't be mechanized any time soon. Farming is far, far more complex than just "put seed in ground and add water." There are a million things that can go wrong with growing crops, from insects to diseases to sudden changes in temperature and ground moisture to the plants just dying for no apparent reason. And animals are even worse, I grew up on a cow and sheep farm and every month we learnt of a new way they could die. Cows can die from eating too much green grass and sheep will occasionally stop lactating and murder their own lambs. There's simply no way any sort of computer or AI could be made to adapt to those sorts of conditions, at least not with current technology. And even if it could, I doubt it would be more cost effective than a guy on a tractor.

Maybe I'm MATI, but Bobs raving about replacing the obsolete farmers with robots always gets under my nerves because you just know he's never so much as planted a carrot.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Yeah, that's one threshold that Robotics still haven't been able to climb, the ability to work efficiently in a non 100% controllable environment, meaning if you need the robot to make any decision by itself, and adapt it's movement and spatial awareness, it is usually way, way slower than a human worker.

There is a reason on why robots work so well in assembly lines, where they just have to do a repeated mechanical work, than, let's say, farms. Tons of investments were made, but we are still far, FAR away from 100% automated farms.

Maybe Robert is right, and maybe the fully automated future is there, but we have some serious logistics problems to solve, stuff that needs to be revolutionary, and the harsh truth is, at one point, some of the answers we can't 't find, maybe it's because it there isn't one.

It's one of the arguments that scientists make when explaining that there is no way for mankind to explore space Star trek like. There just isn't a viable way to travel in the necessary speed without breaking the very laws of physics, and so far, we don't even have the slightest idea how we can even aproach that.

Robotics is an interesting topic because at the same time it makes huge strides everyday, it is one of those fields that have such imense walls like movements, adaptations, ect that bit by bit shows the potential and limitation of thechnology, showing that while robots can do amazing things, the jetsons future we all dreamed may be just that.

Still, sad to see that such a good endeavor has to be used for petty "revenge" by Robert.

Technically, we do know how to travel faster than light: the Alcubierre Drive. However, while the math says it can be done, we're a long way away from building that technology. It's similar to fully automated manual labor: theoretically, it can be done. The problem is putting it into practice, because, as other users said, there are umpteen things that can go wrong. Bob, like every "idea guy," has these grandiose visions of the future that look good on paper, but fail to account for the umpteen different things that can (and will) go wrong. For example:

Spoiler: umpteen things go wrong

What could a robot have done to avoid that accident? How would a robot clean up the subsequent mess?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Late to the party as usual, but the idea of Bob Chipman pretending he knows shit about industrial automation is fucking hilarious. We are literally just now on the cusp of teaching machine learning algorithms how toprovide turnkey solutions for manufacturing. this is in no small part because in terms of statistical mechanics, most machine learning is effectively equivalent to shooting from the hip based on what you think the Bayesian probability of your desired outcome looks like, assuming you collected the right data of the right quality and processed it correctly. It's still nowhere near deterministic enough to pull off seriously specialized manufacturing of the sort economic sectors such as the chemicals industry runs on safely and competently. and absolutely none of that is understood by some consoomerboob who hides in his basement rambling about bing bing wahoo for years on end instead of picking up literally any books.

That said, you know what else we can automate at this point? Bad takes on politics and videogames screeched into the abyss of social media. Sure, It will basically be playing word association with Machine Learning Algorithms, but it'd prolly end up a lot more interesting and valuable than MovieBlob (tm)'s ramblings.

Even though mechanization is becoming more of a reality every day, farming in specific won't be mechanized any time soon. Farming is far, far more complex than just "put seed in ground and add water." There are a million things that can go wrong with growing crops, from insects to diseases to sudden changes in temperature and ground moisture to the plants just dying for no apparent reason. And animals are even worse, I grew up on a cow and sheep farm and every month we learnt of a new way they could die. Cows can die from eating too much green grass and sheep will occasionally stop lactating and murder their own lambs. There's simply no way any sort of computer or AI could be made to adapt to those sorts of conditions, at least not with current technology. And even if it could, I doubt it would be more cost effective than a guy on a tractor.

Maybe I'm MATI, but Bobs raving about replacing the obsolete farmers with robots always gets under my nerves because you just know he's never so much as planted a carrot.

I feel this shit, dude. Powerleveling a bit, I have a lot of family that still work on farms, like we as a species have been diing for millenia upon millenia. If we could have at all automated it, we would have by now.

 

[Berrakh]

Bob must be beaming about Super Tuesday. Bernie shut down, possibly for good, by black voters. It's his dream come true.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Bob must be beaming about Super Tuesday.

Much like the retard he is he was stanning Warren and was beside himself spectacularly when she dropped.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Even though mechanization is becoming more of a reality every day, farming in specific won't be mechanized any time soon. Farming is far, far more complex than just "put seed in ground and add water." There are a million things that can go wrong with growing crops, from insects to diseases to sudden changes in temperature and ground moisture to the plants just dying for no apparent reason. And animals are even worse, I grew up on a cow and sheep farm and every month we learnt of a new way they could die. Cows can die from eating too much green grass and sheep will occasionally stop lactating and murder their own lambs. There's simply no way any sort of computer or AI could be made to adapt to those sorts of conditions, at least not with current technology. And even if it could, I doubt it would be more cost effective than a guy on a tractor.

Maybe I'm MATI, but Bobs raving about replacing the obsolete farmers with robots always gets under my nerves because you just know he's never so much as planted a carrot.

It occurs to me that we've been breeding domestic livestock like cows and sheep for thousands of years to tolerate the presence of humans, regard us as part of the herd, and let us handle them to vaccinate then, trim their hooves, and so on. They can read our emotions and even treat us with affection if we do the same to them; some people even keep sheep as pets. Guess how many years they've been bred to tolerate the presence and handling of robots? Yeah, zero. Our livestock are prey animals (excepting the cats and dogs that are eaten China and Korea); they are easily frightened by nature. How well will they get along with robots?

Bob, of course, probably thinks that we'll just be eating test tube meat in a few years. (Speaking of technologies that Bob knows nothing about.) Or bugs. I'd love to serve Bob a big plate full of bugs and see how he reacts.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Bob speaks about automation of labor with the authority and confidence of someone who never had to touch that shit.
Diagnosing why an autonomous robot is stopping in the middle of a field all of a sudden? Good fucking luck with that. Essentially every problem becomes a field tech visit, because it's either an obvious mechanical fault, or in your worst case scenario - it isn't.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

MovieBob knows nothing, more at 11.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

MovieBob knows nothing, more at 11.

And yet, he somehow thinks he's smarter and better than us. It's what makes him such an amusing lolcow.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

All the other kids
With their Sega Genesis
Better run
Better run
Out run my Power Glove

Spoiler: It'sa me! The trench coat Mafia!

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I'd say we really need to get ahold of someone from Bob's highschool but even if we did no one would even remember him, no matter how important Bob thinks he is.

Plz gib da gifs of gibs

Spoiler: Pitying paypigs

TheChippaMadeThis(Quarantine Stimulus Package) on Twitter

“4 MORE PATRONS TO 100!!! Then ONE LUCKY PATRON wins a digital copy of @skamovie !!! https://t.co/RWMfrAEGLL”

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Attention Required!

And that free digital copy?

Pick it up! (@skamovie) | Twitter

The latest Tweets from Pick it up! (@skamovie). Pick It Up! A documentary about ska music in the 90s. Currently in production. 90年代アメリカのスカのドキュメンタリー映画公式アカウントです。現在製作中🎥✨

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It's a documentary about ska music that according to the bio section is still in production.

Spoiler: Tangent

The first tweet that I saw on their feed was someone commenting about reconnecting with Lenore, aka Jeff the Girl, from Five Iron Frenzy and I wonder how much Bob's fedora would flip if he knew baby brother was supporting(?) something that has anything to do with the obsolete Christian faith?

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Way to get people excited to give you money Chris. The only thing that would insure that you'll be rolling in the dosh is if you guilt the with a woe is me ple-

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“..and if the giveaway isn't enough incentive, my family is still BURIED in debt from a health insurance change at my company that NO LONGER COVERED OUR SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD, 2 emergency room stints with surgery during one of them and a totaled car... So.. every little but helps...

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I personally don't want to mock Chris for his hustle. Things happen and you gotta do what gotta do to ensure the protection of your family. That's what a man should do. I will, however, mock the way he does it.
"Oh you tards aren't sold with the idea of getting a digital copy of a documentary about ska?!? Well I have bills assholes! Just think about that!"
Yes I'm being hyperbolic and Chris didn't exactly say that, but I can see the same man who went to whom he thought was some guy who made fun of his big brother employer sitting in utter befuddlement that people just don't wanna give him money for his "member da 90's?" podcast.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Way to get people excited to give you money Chris. The only thing that would insure that you'll be rolling in the dosh is if you guilt the with a woe is me ple-

TheChippaMadeThis(Quarantine Stimulus Package) on Twitter

“..and if the giveaway isn't enough incentive, my family is still BURIED in debt from a health insurance change at my company that NO LONGER COVERED OUR SPECIAL NEEDS CHILD, 2 emergency room stints with surgery during one of them and a totaled car... So.. every little but helps...

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I personally don't want to mock Chris for his hustle. Things happen and you gotta do what gotta do to ensure the protection of your family. That's what a man should do. I will, however, mock the way he does it.
"Oh you tards aren't sold with the idea of getting a digital copy of a documentary about ska?‽ Well I have bills assholes! Just think about that!"
Yes I'm being hyperbolic and Chris didn't exactly say that, but I can see the same man who went to whom he thought was some guy who made fun of his big brother employer sitting in utter befuddlement that people just don't wanna give him money for his "member da 90's?" podcast.
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Just a reminder that the "health insurance change" that he's whining about is complete bullshit. According to him his new health insurance does cover his child but it was too much of a hassle for Chris to actually go to a pharmacy that accepted his health insurance.

There is no doubt that he is Bob's brother.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just a reminder that the "health insurance change" that he's whining about is complete bullshit. According to him his new health insurance does cover his child but it was too much of a hassle for Chris to actually go to a pharmacy that accepted his health insurance.

There is no doubt that he is Bob's brother.

LMAO!!! I completely forgot about that! What a maroon.

And because I have the memory of a crack baby, congrats to @Chan the Wizard for having post 50,000 and shame on us all for laughing at a mentally challenged person for 2500+ pages. May history judge us mercifully.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

And yet, he somehow thinks he's smarter and better than us. It's what makes him such an amusing lolcow.

Robert possesses a limited enough intellect that he’s totally, blissfully unaware of just how limited it is, and his confidence in his supreme genius almost takes a bit of the edge off of his horrifying misanthropy and hatred. Almost.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’m still appalled Robert considers Batman and Robin superior to Dark Knight Rises.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Bob’s obsession with automation replacing humans and his character just makes him a interesting idea of a potential movie villian, besides Robotnick from Sonic.

Y'know. It's amazing how easily a few quick tweaks could turn Bob into Robotnik.

Behold! RoBOBnik! Dastardly villain who wants to "Manhattanize" every last scrap of farmland and replace all of its inhabitants with robots! Tell me how this guy isn't a real life video game villain...

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Y'know. It's amazing how easily a few quick tweaks could turn Bob into Robotnik.

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Behold! RoBOBnik! Dastardly villain who wants to "Manhattanize" every last scrap of farmland and replace all of its inhabitants with robots! Tell me how this guy isn't a real life video game villain...

So that's why he hates Sonic so much.

 

[Jack Awful]

Y'know. It's amazing how easily a few quick tweaks could turn Bob into Robotnik.

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Behold! RoBOBnik! Dastardly villain who wants to "Manhattanize" every last scrap of farmland and replace all of its inhabitants with robots! Tell me how this guy isn't a real life video game villain...

Minus the 300 IQ part, this is Bob.

Even a feminist and self professed gentleman.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Minus the 300 IQ part, this is Bob.

Even a feminist and self professed gentleman.
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The "feminist" tag was actually a mistranslation of the original Japanese word, which meant "womanizer". But given what we know about male feminists these days, that word seems an apt description of the kind of autistic incel who would call himself a gentleman...

 

[Absolutego]

I’m still appalled Robert considers Batman and Robin superior to Dark Knight Rises.

He believes it for such typically Bob reasons too. It has nothing to do with the quality of either film and everything to do with the fact that the jock untermenschen outgroup whose stereotypical taste he filters all his consumption habits through appeared to praise the Nolan movies. That's literally it. If Joel Schumacher weren't gay and an easy way for him to claim diverse tastes, he'd probably say the only Batman movies worth a damn are the Tim Burton originals and Batfleck in the most recent movies.

And now that I think about it, Batfleck is probably too problematic for him to praise without a million asterisks as well.