Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob, you pseudointellectual twit, no one cares that you know Robin's name pre-Robin Hood, just call him Robin Hood. There's a point where oblique references to look smart starts obscuring your actual point, and it's like 4 rungs on the ladder below calling him "Robin of Locksley". To say nothing of that hamfisted Les Miserables reference, that's almost worse.

Even better, Robin of Locksley was also used in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, a favorite of 90's dudebros everywhere. This is the best kind of pseudo intellectual flex, the kind everybody knows but nobody would actually bother using unless they were a complete poseur intellectual because it sounds obnoxious.

Next he'll stop using contractions and try to make his Tweets sound like a Vulcan wrote them. That's another favorite of stupid people trying to sound smart.

 

[FruitFever]

Its OUTRAGEOUS that we don't have a moon wheat solution to the coronavirus
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Peoples Jobs and livelyhoods are at risk? Well jeez, maybe they should adapt to situation. Learn to code. Stop being obsolete. You know, EVOLVE.

Oh wait, only wasteland ghouls deserve unemployment, my bad.

 

[Mola Ram]

Even better, Robin of Locksley was also used in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, a favorite of 90's dudebros everywhere. This is the best kind of pseudo intellectual flex, the kind everybody knows but nobody would actually bother using unless they were a complete poseur intellectual because it sounds obnoxious.

Next he'll stop using contractions and try to make his Tweets sound like a Vulcan wrote them. That's another favorite of stupid people trying to sound smart.

I wonder if he even got the joke.

 

[GarthVader]

BONUS st paddys day posting

Spoiler

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What are serial killer eyes called by japs? senpachi or some shit?

Tossing back a couple pints of the black stuff......after cutting up a hooker and burying her in their cellar.

 

[Judge Dredd]

"From a dashbord mario shrine to a basement apartment mario altar: the Robert Chipman story"

I don't normally laugh at typos, but "IN BON WE TRUST" got me.

Hold up, I'm pretty sure that's a trace from Xena: Warrior Princess and her sidekick.

Spoiler: Tism about "girl power" lesbianism

I grew up in the UK in the 90s when "girl power" shit was all the rage. You couldn't leave the house or turn on the TV without being bombarded with Lara Croft, Xena, and Spice Girls. There were no protests or fan backlash to this. Women liked the "girl power" message and men often found at least one of the Spice Girls appealed to them.

Lefties like Bob (and I assume Dobson) are all for lesbian characters and ball-busting female characters because it's a fetish for them, and there's nothing wrong with that. It might be a little cringy, but ultimately harmless.

What frustrates me is the lie that they like these things because of "LGBT representation" and "girl power". Calling the guise wafer thin would imply the existence of invisible, non-existent wafers. Everybody can see what's going on here, and throwing the occasional anime game under the bus isn't fooling anyone.

Black Widow is just the latest example. If he wants to watch that movie as spank material more power to him. Posting about it on Twitter is a kind of creepy but at least it's honest. His review of the movie should be "I coomed 28/5", anything else and I'm going to assume he's virtue signalling.

But this standard isn't going to stick, because as soon as there's another movie with a sexy lead that doesn't pander to his fetishes exclusively, he's going to trash it as sexist garbage. Him, and Dobson, and Sterling, and all the woke people on ResetEra and Reddit. They all do this and I have no reason to believe this will change with Black Widow or The Last of Us 2.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

A literal or figurative wasteland bereft of culture or worthwhile people." Jesus fucking Christ, Bob, keep your murderboner in your pants. If there were ever a clearer case of the pot calling the kettle black, I haven't seen it.

You know what this reminds me of? Inner-city ghetto dwellers, the kind of people who've never been more than two miles from their place of birth, sometimes not even out of the same neighborhood and certainly never outside their city. It's an article of faith to these people that the Klan exists, it's huge, and everywhere outside the city is absolutely full of Klansmen. They have an excuse, though. They're deeply, crushingly ignorant because they've grown up in deep, crushing poverty. Everyone they're around is in the same state of fearful ignorance and shares the same misconceptions. The only window they have looking out at a larger world is through television and movies and music. And that's what TV and movies and music tell them and there's no around to tell them any differently. Very similar to Bob, although his deep ignorance is completely by his own choice. He should know by now that TV and movies and the internet lie and exaggerate everything.

Maybe it's his autism, I wouldn't know what makes Bob the way he is. But it's beyond pathetic that a grown man from a decent suburb making a moderate amount of money would proudly shout such obvious, complete bullshit. He has the capability to go outside and see for himself, but he'd rather isolate himself in a dark basement obsessively watching his beloved narcotizing mindless entertainment. Movies don't judge him or laugh at him. He never has to feel nervous or anxious or fearful from a movie. I think people make him feel all three of those things, all the time.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I don't normally laugh at typos, but "IN BON WE TRUST" got me.

Spoiler: Tism about "girl power" lesbianism

I grew up in the UK in the 90s when "girl power" shit was all the rage. You couldn't leave the house or turn on the TV without being bombarded with Lara Croft, Xena, and Spice Girls. There were no protests or fan backlash to this. Women liked the "girl power" message and men often found at least one of the Spice Girls appealed to them.

Lefties like Bob (and I assume Dobson) are all for lesbian characters and ball-busting female characters because it's a fetish for them, and there's nothing wrong with that. It might be a little cringy, but ultimately harmless.

What frustrates me is the lie that they like these things because of "LGBT representation" and "girl power". Calling the guise wafer thin would imply the existence of invisible, non-existent wafers. Everybody can see what's going on here, and throwing the occasional anime game under the bus isn't fooling anyone.

Black Widow is just the latest example. If he wants to watch that movie as spank material more power to him. Posting about it on Twitter is a kind of creepy but at least it's honest. His review of the movie should be "I coomed 28/5", anything else and I'm going to assume he's virtue signalling.

But this standard isn't going to stick, because as soon as there's another movie with a sexy lead that doesn't pander to his fetishes exclusively, he's going to trash it as sexist garbage. Him, and Dobson, and Sterling, and all the woke people on ResetEra and Reddit. They all do this and I have no reason to believe this will change with Black Widow or The Last of Us 2.

Whenever Robert's ability to spell takes a dive it makes me smile because I know that despite his attempts to sound aloof and smug, whatever he's replying to really got under his skin.

It's not just that they pretend their fetish is about empowerment either. It's that they attack anyone else who likes seeing their own fetish in entertainment, whether it's a more mainstream or more fringe one than lesbians/ball-busters/mommy doms. Also, because they can't admit it's a fetish they take it way, way too seriously to the point they shit on other men and promote actually dangerous ideas like Listen and Believe.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Robert sucking up to Obama.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Here’s Robert sucking up to Obama.
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It would make my whole year if this faggot got booted from Patreon.

And trust me, you'll never be that easy of a lay, Bob. Firstly because of the obvious weight dangers, secondly because you'll never be any kind of lay at all.

 

[BR55]

"bereft of worthwhile people" -- actual quote from a guy who denies he believes in eugenics.

how does he deny with a straight face

how how how

Because he's autistic.
Or he's a sociopath.
Or he has NPD.
Something is wrong with Bob mentally because normal well adjusted people don't spew the kinda of shit Bob does.
Spending 20+ years reliving your high school drama will do that to you.
Coping with the other kids not liking you by declaring yourself a misunderstood ubermensch and not being slapped upside the head and disabused of that notion will do that to you.
Perhaps theres an alternate timeline where Bob's feet were held to the fire and he was forced to grow as a person.
But instead we have a Bob who is still stuck in his teenage edgelord phase.
Crossed with a dash of college age "I have all the answers and I'm only 21" smugness and naivety.
Plenty of twitter leftists spew hated and bile but even they balk at the demented megalomania of Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Because he's autistic.
Or he's a sociopath.
Or he has NDP.
Something is wrong with Bob mentally because normal well adjusted people don't spew the kinda of shit Bob does.
Spending 20+ years reliving your high school drama will do that to you.
Coping with the other kids not liking you by declaring yourself a misunderstood ubermensch and not being slapped upside the head and disabused of that notion will do that to you.
Perhaps theres an alternate timeline where Bob's feet were held to the fire and he was forced to grow as person.
But instead we have a Bob who is still stuck in his teenage edgelord phase.
Crossed with a dash of college age "I have all the answers and I'm only 21" smugness and naivety.
Plenty of twitter leftists spew hated and bile but even they balk at the demented megalomania of Bob.

I would imagine how big he ego was in high school. The “bullying” he received in high school would boiled down to people telling him to shut the fuck up in a understandably angry tone because of how annoying he was being a smug prick about movie and Nintendo knowledge and shit. When he was told to shut up for once, it bruised his ego hard.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

We all remember bob's stance on forgiveness.

Spoiler: None. No not ever.

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“"Oh, okay. Everything is forgiven now." - Morons https://t.co/TM3WHOJlKw”

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The fun thing is I know he's referring to strawman Blumpf supporters but the way he's saying it makes it almost sound like this partial debt forgiveness is a bad thing.

Here’s Robert sucking up to Obama.
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This is my favorite bit of this. Does this mean that he's no longer employed by The Escapist or was he lying about getting his job back in the first place? All I know is that someone's got to pay for all of his suffering.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is my favorite bit of this. Does this mean that he's no longer employed by The Escapist or was he lying about getting his job back in the first place? All I know is that someone's got to pay for all of his suffering.

Is it possible he wasn't hired by The Escapist so much as given some sort of verbal agreement that they'd pay him for videos on a case by case basis? It wouldn't exactly be out of character for him to overstate his success to the point one might call it a lie.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Is it possible he wasn't hired by The Escapist so much as given some sort of verbal agreement that they'd pay him for videos on a case by case basis? It wouldn't exactly be out of character for him to overstate his success to the point one might call it a lie.

You have no idea how much I'm hoping that that's the case.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Freelancer living from paycheck to paycheck"
Is he Lowkey admitting the Escapist fired his ass?
EDIT: Ninja'd by Ralph Barnhardt

 

[Marissa Moira]

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Someone should tell bob that the taco bell menu isn't the future.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Someone should tell bob that the taco bell menu isn't the future.

Credit where it's due, though- thinking of a Superior Future centuries or millennia from now is pretty long-term thinking.
It's not gonna help in the here and now, but...

 

[Marissa Moira]

Credit where it's due, though- thinking of a Superior Future centuries or millennia from now is pretty long-term thinking.
It's not gonna help in the here and now, but...

It's like saying Rome would still be around if they had machine guns back then. It's intellectual garbage with no real substance.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Someone should tell bob that the taco bell menu isn't the future.

You sure about that?

Robert would probably think the biggest problem with Demolition Man is that Raymond Cocteau wasn't the hero and didn't win.

 

[Bolo]

You have no idea how much I'm hoping that that's the case.

Then be happy, because that is the case. There is no fucking way the escapist has a contract with Robert, more so to tie themselves legally with this nut job.

He is just a free-lancer glorified to the status of a "feature" of the escapist, a carry-over from the Russ Pitts time. He most likely jumped at the position he was back in for any amount of money, because at the time he was high banking on patreon (about 4.5K), he had nothing else going on and Robert is obssessed about his status as a "professional industry critic" that the Escapist gives the validation his ego needs badly.