Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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Whatever the minimum IQ is in Robert’s Superior Future, it’s a safe bet that Robert himself is well below that bar.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Not only were people more receptive to femTrump's message, they found male Hillary to be a lot more insufferably smug and punchable.
Studies have also found that while men have no statistically provable in-group bias towards men, women do have a statistically provable in-group bias towards other women.
This idea that society is slanted towards men in areas like politics has been pretty much scientifically disproven, at least as close as surveys and psychological studies can disprove something. It sure as hell has more evidence against it than for it, yet Robert thinks he's some kind of cutting edge thinker for vomiting out anti-scientific ideas that are decades out of date. Whatever gets you Twitter likes from your dwindling audience, Diabeeto!
"Say anything to get elected" is quite a reversal from someone who was so pissy about Biden and Bernie saying nice things about working class whites and kept telling Democrats that the path to success lay in being a bigger asshole to anyone who may have voted for the opposition or was in the wrong racial and economic group.They should say anything to get elected....yet according to other tweets, also throw tantrums about "Trumpers" so people know they're the right person. Interesting plan.
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I found this Bobtweet very interesting:
What is Bob unintentionally revealing here? Probably that he had developmental difficulties. This is quite likely to be the real reason Bob's parents forced him to go to a therapist. He may not have been bad enough to merit school intervention., though I'd be surprised, knowing Bob, if his grades weren't abysmally poor. I bet he sure got called stupid a bunch of times.
Anyway, this combination of Bob wokescolding someone who pointed out just how immoral Bob's worldview is and Bob's true claim that education doesn't make you smart is just chef's kiss good.
How do I know it's true? Exhibit A: One Bob Chipman. How's that education doing at making you smart, Bob?
What is Bob unintentionally revealing here? Probably that he had developmental difficulties. This is quite likely to be the real reason Bob's parents forced him to go to a therapist. He may not have been bad enough to merit school intervention., though I'd be surprised, knowing Bob, if his grades weren't abysmally poor. I bet he sure got called stupid a bunch of times.
Anyway, this combination of Bob wokescolding someone who pointed out just how immoral Bob's worldview is and Bob's true claim that education doesn't make you smart is just chef's kiss good.
How do I know it's true? Exhibit A: One Bob Chipman. How's that education doing at making you smart, Bob?
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It's partially a case of one of the only times he's actually a decent human being; he's mentioning his mentally challenged niece with this. Shame he fucks it up by then bitching about how people keep highlighting he's a stupid pile of lard and he wants to pretend he's a genius and not a load on the family though.
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Trapped in his own death spiral of hate logic, Bob now has to redefine basic words like stupid to get himself out of the corner he constantly rants himself into.
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They're called Sanpaku Eyes and in Asian Culture, it's a sign that your body is unbalanced and that the universe hates you.
We don't need to see Bob's eyes to know that that's the case.
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Yes.
He made such a big deal about being re-hired by The Escapist and how that was a victory against gamergate, but now he's revealed it's not a salaried position (or it is but it pays poorly).
So the timeline is now that Bob was fired because he wouldn't stop sperging about gamergate for 5 minutes, then a couple years later he took back his job at The Escapist for little or no pay just to spite Twitter randoms.
Whatever happened to the Unskipable guys? They were one of the few shows outside Jim Sterling, Yahtzee, and Extra Credits that people seemed to like.
To expand on what @Pokemonquistador2 said. He seems to believe that the people outside of coastal cities are made up entirely of the inbred hicks from Deliverance, the idiots from the beginning of Idiocracy, or Cletus from The Simpsons.
Said ghouls only care about "jerbs" after the "smog factories" shut down, and are holding back the superior future in the vain hope that the world will return like it was in Leave It To Beaver instead of doing the smart thing and moving to one of the coastal cities. How they are supposed to do that with no money and no job is a question Bob has never answered.
But to finally answer your question, trying to pinpoint what thing came first in the tangled web of hate is near impossible.
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Bob doesn't really want the hideous red state ghouls to move into the coastal cities. What he really wants is the horrible mayo ghouls dead, or at least placed into giant camps and deprived of their God-given rights as guaranteed by the Bill of Rights in the US constitution. You can almost go line by line down the Bill of Rights and point out just how many of those rights Bob wants stripped away. How? Just wave a magic wand and decree it, I'm sure everyone will just go along with it. That's literally how deep his thinking on it is. Magic wand, woosh, problem solved. What's even funnier is the inconvenient truth that Bob wants pretty much the same treatment for leftists who disagree with him or ever have voted a different way from him.
Bob is actually, by his own stated beliefs and aims, more radical than all but the most lunatic radical leftist. He'd be more comfortable in something like Bob Avakian's tiny commie Maoist cult. No, I take that back, they'd order him to attend protests and rallies and Bob's too lazy for any of that stuff. Standing around for hours probably makes his feet hurt. Sitting on his fat ass during out the poison from his rotten stinking black heart on twitter is Bob's idea of political action. As far as I can tell Bob's never even bothered volunteering for a political campaign.
Bob is actually, by his own stated beliefs and aims, more radical than all but the most lunatic radical leftist. He'd be more comfortable in something like Bob Avakian's tiny commie Maoist cult. No, I take that back, they'd order him to attend protests and rallies and Bob's too lazy for any of that stuff. Standing around for hours probably makes his feet hurt. Sitting on his fat ass during out the poison from his rotten stinking black heart on twitter is Bob's idea of political action. As far as I can tell Bob's never even bothered volunteering for a political campaign.
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Drumpf wamen bad
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Robert considers the only true measure of intelligence whether someone agrees with him and to what degree. IQ tests don't matter. Being literal retard who can't dress yourself doesn't matter. If you asked him he'd probably say aptitude tests don't matter either. It'd by nice to force Robert to read up on someone like Bobby Fischer and his less than agreeable views, then say whether he was intelligent or not.
Essentially Robert is in this awkward position where he wants to call things evil due to his extremely black and white worldview, but he's also embraces this Nietzschean post modernist philosophy that rejects any traditional moral foundation, purely so he can pwn the christfags. So he comes up with this argument about how stupidity is evil, but he rejects any objective way to measure stupidity. The man is a walking (well, sitting) moral myopia.
It's not like he's ever shown anything but barely restrained disgust for anti-Trump Republicans anyway. They've already committed the unpardonable sin of playing for the wrong team. They may be tolerated temporarily because they're useful, but they're next on the purge list once Trump and the wasteland are dealt with.
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They say it's a joke, but I've heard worse ideas for Presidential campaigns...
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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I’m surprised Robert isn’t posting creepy shit to Shuwu, honestly.
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Whether she's kidding or not (really she's just too much of a coward to stick to her guns against the woke idiot crowd), there's really nothing inherently wrong with this unless you think that the elephant symbol is infected with cooties and the donkey symbol isn't. Political parties go through shifts. The Republican Party is now more anti-interventionist than the Democratic Party, which is the opposite of how it was under Bush. Hell, it's the liberal narrative that the parties swapped politics completely which is why all those racists back in the day were Democrats and the South now votes Republican (which is a gross oversimplification at best). You have to be a complete fucking childish retard to be a sycophantic brand loyalist to a political party.
Maybe she can be his new Aimee Terese. Maybe he'll even get a response from her. I wouldn't mind a proper cow crossover where Shuwu makes a video calling out Robert the creepy Twitter stalker.
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Let's start making bets on whether Bob picks up Coronavirus from his McNuggies or his family.
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Maybe he'll buy Naomi Wu's bathwater and catch it that way.
Is it impossible for anyone to update the poll since OP went MIA? Because this would make an excellent new one.
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From what I can gather, Unskipable wasn't getting the amount views that the escapist wanted so they offered the guys who made it to either do it for less money or pitch a new series. Instead they decided to end the series and focus on their own stuff.
I also realized that it's telling that Robert is probably the only one who probably wanted to be rehired by the escapist in the first place.
Sterling has to much of an ego to consider being rehired.
EC has a decent sized team working for them now they would probably lose money if they go back to the site.
Unskipable guys are mainly trying to work on there own site called loadingreadyrun.
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Bobby pretending he was always on the Chapotards' sides when in reality he stann'ed for and wanted to fuck Elizabeth Warren the entire time. This smoothbrain keeps forgetting how often his hate filled tweets mentioned how she was the one he wanted to win.
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Shuwu initially started out as an anti-SJW and isn't a "BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!" leftie. She has sinned against the ideals of the superior future™ and thus is an evil troglodyte who will not be forgiven for her sins.
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I got "he incubates some new eldritch plague in his little warren as rainy season draws in."
Our only warning will be a thin, wheezing "wahoo."
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