Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chan the Wizard]

Let me make it simple
Woman says something
Bob umm yeah woman right
woman let bob sniff feet now?

 

[Adamska]

Just write Bob all the checks for all his ideas!

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“Why has KFC never done a "General Tso Sauce" promotion where The Colonel meets "The General" and they get some MASSIVELY popular Chinese star to play the part? That'd be a huge campaign...”

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Nobody, especially now you dumbass, is even remotely interested in Chinese food at KFC. The real reason for this is so Bob can still support China without directly saying it and of course adding in fast food and pop culture.

Chinese Asset wants to show his support of Winnie to creep on Chinese woman on twitter, only shows how smoothbrained he is. Seriously, I go to KFC if I want cheap ass southern fried comfort. I go to a chinese place for Orange Chicken or pork fried rice.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The fuck is up with Robert's obssession with China? I know he tries to play it up as it China taking a huge piece of mainstream culture talk, as in, movie markets and such, so he tries to to reasons that these remarks makes part of cultural commentary... but he also comes across a a weirdo cheeleader for a country that he doesn't really know much besides crappy old kung fu movies and their modern cinema pastiche (seriously, Chinese cinema sucks a fat dick... I've only watched mostly their animations, and it is baaaad).

You could say he is sucking up to naomi Wu... and he kinda is, but not really... I don't get it. You know how weebs love japan because they have this warped view of the country and it's culture because of anime? I guess you could say the same about Robert and China, but I get where the weebs are coming from, I get that they also wish they get to live their high school harem adventure fantasies in a manga/anime prism.

But China? the fuck is so appealing about China?

I think it's a few things:

1. China is an authoritarian regime that squashes it's problems in ways that stiffens his trousers. I think he's got this idea that China is this technological oasis based on his affection for Naomi "That's not a breast that's saline!" Wu and this one tweet where he lamented that we didn't have drones following around citizen, watching them and harassing them, like China.

2. China's box office has become such a HUGE part of Hollywood's revenue, at least before the outbreak, that Hollyweirdwood will go out of their way to pander and dumb down their movies so they turn a profit there. Movies have got to the point of ridiculous levels of flash and sizzle because you don't need to translate SFX and action sequences. Without China, PedoHollywood runs a risk of losing money because making a good movie takes time and effort and ain't nobody got time for that.

3. China makes all the toys and cheap goods, more than Bob could ever consoom.

So in conclusion, if the dream of being able to imprison/kill anyone who steps out of line, if those rich assholes on the coast can't make throw away media, and if Bob has to spend actual money to buy things of quality or not be able to fill his life with trite... well I guess it's time to unload that BB handgun into the back of his mouth...well it's probably easier to upend the box of BBs into his gullet till he chokes.

Let me make it simple
Woman says something
Bob umm yeah woman right
woman let bob sniff feet now?

>Woman

 

[BR55]

He thinks if America continues to ignore his ideas, China will inevitably be the ones to take over the entire planet and enforce the Star Trek future he believes is right around the corner. Probably due to corporations fetishizing China as one giant sweat shop and so China "knows their stuff" because why else companies flock to them? He believes strongly that there's no future for humanity that isn't some one state world.

Maybe we've all been too harsh on Bob's China cheerleading.
I think a China lead world could very well lead to Bob's beloved Star Trek future.
Of course, the result would most likely be the Eugenics War/WW3 instead of the Federation but considering Bob's views on the Obsolete and Inferior I think he wouldn't mind that outcome.
At least until it was inevitably his turn to be liquidated.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Maybe we've all been too harsh on Bob's China cheerleading.
I think a China lead world could very well lead to Bob's beloved Star Trek future.
Of course, the result would most likely be the Eugenics War/WW3 instead of the Federation but considering Bob's views on the Obsolete and Inferior I think he wouldn't mind that outcome.
At least until it was inevitably his turn to be liquidated.

Bonus points if that eugenics war produces a white male Chad version of Khan, just to piss off bob

 

[Shield Breaker]

But China? the fuck is so appealing about China?

Chinese history is actually pretty interesting, but we all know Bob doesn't study that. He only likes it because he's a consoomer, an authoritarian, and he loves their all-you-can-eat buffets.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chinese history is actually pretty interesting, but we all know Bob doesn't study that. He only likes it because he's a consoomer, an authoritarian, and he loves their all-you-can-eat buffets.

Yeah, China is pretty much Bob's ideal country:

Authoritarian, very limited speech, literally suppresses the rights of people with wrongthink, focuses on technological advancement, minimal white people, growing consoomer culture despite claiming to be Communist, disgusting food that no human should eat.

It's like he was asked to design a country and it's just as awful as you'd think.

 

[Red Hood]

Robert wishing death on someone he doesn't like for 345,676th time:
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Watch Bob have a public breakdown if one of the Marvel actors or Shigeru Miyamoto gets Covid.

 

[Bolo]

I don't particularly care about Spider-Verse, but jeez, couldn't stop at just a retweet, could you?
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[I don't know that much about the multiple Doc Ocks, but I know that the canon Otto Octavius didn't preclude a woman from taking up the mantle, so... what's wrong with both versions existing at once?]

Canon Doc Ock had a female student that took up the tentacles after he died in the clone saga... she called herself Lady Octopus.. but she was a regular against the Scarlet Spider... so, you know, nobody really cared.

And while I don't give a shit about what people prefer and favorite about capeshit characters, Robert swooping in and declaring in absolute that the Lady Doc ock from the spiderverse movie, the one who had at best about 15 minutes of real screen presence, just have that smell of someone who sticks his nose waaay up people's ass to please them.

Can't believe someone would go this far to simp for a looney troon, but I guess Robert sure is ready to go the distance.

 

[Judge Holden]

Chinese history is actually pretty interesting, but we all know Bob doesn't study that. He only likes it because he's a consoomer, an authoritarian, and he loves their all-you-can-eat buffets.

Sadly its far more pathetic even than that

Its because roland emmerich/transformers tier burgerland pop culture has been hyping china as "high tech worthy rival to the US in the immidiate future" for almost two decades now, both to escape mockery and criticism for making speculative fiction works too american-centric, and to try and cash in on that sweet sweet totally-not-bullshit chinkbux, and since these movies have been where this modern day prometheus has been getting the entirety of his knowledge of the world outside his gentrified basement, this is something he has latched on to with the same dull witted stubborn autism that he has mario and eugenics.

Since this both literally and figuratively retarded worldview is one that does not contradict the newer twitter SJW/woke fauxnatic narratives he has been consooming and regurgitating, and indeed is often reinforced by mindless "china good and woke because shut up" rhetoric, it is an especially easy view to maintain since there is still zero mass desire to throw shit at china among the clique bob tries so hard to impress

 

[Chan the Wizard]

The SJW hivemind on China is quite funny because they can’t agree with Trump that China bad because Orange Man Bad, so instead they champion a backward, authoritarian shithole country that is actively committing genocide and not the imaginary kind they think the US is doing to trannies.
Bob goes further than most of them though because he’s in love with dictatorships. If he was born a 100 years ago, he’d be in favor Hitler and a member of the American Nazi party. He’d be a huge fan of phrenology.

 

[Mola Ram]

He’d be a huge fan of phrenology.

Not with that potato head.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I don't particularly care about Spider-Verse, but jeez, couldn't stop at just a retweet, could you?
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[I don't know that much about the multiple Doc Ocks, but I know that the canon Otto Octavius didn't preclude a woman from taking up the mantle, so... what's wrong with both versions existing at once?]

Is no one going to point out the these two morons are judging a video game based on the standards for a movie?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

these two morons are judging a video game based on the standards for a movie?

And ignoring the comics, which Bob doesn't even read.
Just an absolutely worthless opinion, and the fact Bob declares it a fact PERIOD! is just more of his non-stop ignorant narcissistic mouth-diarrhea.

 

[RSVP]

Link
The split has happened. The existing account is now "MovieBob Productions", and the new account is the personal Bob Chipman (complete with tacky yellow suit).

Link (Archive)
Anyone's welcome to follow, unless you're Vietnamese.

Edit: And his personal twitter is now protected.

 

[Neko GF]

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The split has happened. The existing account is now "MovieBob Productions", and the new account is the personal Bob Chipman (complete with tacky yellow suit).
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Link (Archive)
Anyone's welcome to follow, unless you're Vietnamese.

Edit: And his personal twitter is now protected.
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Why would Robert protect his personal account? The world needs to know about his big-brained opinions about the world, politics and the superior future!

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Why would Robert protect his personal account? The world needs to know about his big-brained opinions about the world, politics and the superior future!

If this was all about hiding his dumb opinions behind a lock he's basically admitting that he's a loudmouthed idiot, lol. Actually, I wonder if someone at the Escapist finally told him to shut the fuck up or else.

 

[Bolo]

Is no one going to point out the these two morons are judging a video game based on the standards for a movie?

What's the point... one of them also mentioned a non-existent MCU doc Ock... so whatever...

And ignoring the comics, which Bob doesn't even read.
Just an absolutely worthless opinion, and the fact Bob declares it a fact PERIOD! is just more of his non-stop ignorant narcissistic mouth-diarrhea.

Robert claims to have read every Spiderman comics... which... It isn't that hard on these days. I was a regular as a kid, and with the internet i've read all the back issues as well. I stopped at the John Romita Jr. run (fun stuff, like the Vegas mobster Zombie) by the time Spiderman was going against a cult of spider powered people... I grew out of it... just in time for the brand new day bullshit.

Anyway, my point is that there is a reason on why people like Doc Ock as a villain, he is probably the best rogue that complements Spiderman, the banter is fun between the two of them because of the very different personalities and the ock tentacles allowed good artists to pull some great action pages. Back in Spiderman's Hey day (late 80's, early 90's, before the clone shit), the best issues were the ones Doc Ock was on it.

Then came Venon, and Carnage, and Mcfarlane and the 90's, and there was this whole push to make Spiderman into Batman, and Doc Ock was shoved to the sidelines, but back in the day, along with the green Goblin, he was THE Spiderman villain.

Now, like I said, I don't give a shit to which Doc ock Robert likes better, but for such a self-proclaimed fan of Spiderman, to prefer a character who had at best 15 minutes of screen time instead of one who had YEARS of stories, and mostly because of the gender of said character, and all that to please a looney troon... yeah, go fuck yourself Robert...

 

[Bolo]

Sorry, gonna double post like a faggot:

If this was all about hiding his dumb opinions behind a lock he's basically admitting that he's a loudmouthed idiot, lol. Actually, I wonder if someone at the Escapist finally told him to shut the fuck up or else.

He lost over 1k in support on patreon, his views are a fraction of what they used to be and he won't even be called to stream shows at the escapist at this point, I think the people at the Escapist are not even bothering, they are just waiting for a good time to get rid of him without much blow back.

And I don't see him being able to hold back long on this private account. We all know why he made this, he is bleeding money, he can't get his patreon back up, and he is getting shat on a regular basis by everybody, but he doesn't want to give up the jolt of calling people sub-humans or his impotent internet anger.

But he is going to go back to his old twitter when he finds out that most people don't bother with sending follow requests and protected accounts. You either get a person's feed at the spot, or people don't care. And I bet Robert won't last long without the a large following.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Why would Robert protect his personal account? The world needs to know about his big-brained opinions about the world, politics and the superior future!

Because he got his shit pushed in by a ton of people over three or four separate things all in the same day.