Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Retweeting himself just to say that mario bros can make 1 billion, easy
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Apply this logic to Trump, Robert
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Nuanced take on politic? Must be "one of these"
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No one wants to see a live action Mario Bros. I’m not even sure an animated Mario. Bros. is a good idea but at least it can lean into the fantastical side of Mario.
On the other hand, I do want to see Bob pepper spray a theater employee and vandalize a Mario display because “MARIO IS FROM BROOKLYN!”
 
No one wants to see a live action Mario Bros. I’m not even sure an animated Mario. Bros. is a good idea but at least it can lean into the fantastical side of Mario.
On the other hand, I do want to see Bob pepper spray a theater employee and vandalize a Mario display because “MARIO IS FROM BROOKLYN!”
To be fair, the Sonic movie did decently, granted I don't think it had much competition that month, but it shows there's still an audience for this kind of thing. I would rather have an animated movie though for either one if given the choice because like you said, they could really lean into the fantastical side of the franchises.
 
Nothing punctures Bob's ego so easily as the suggestion he's a nobody. He absolutely considers taking away his twitter clout as losing in life, twitter rules most of his waking life.
Which is why I still don't know why Bob thought creating a separate twitter account was a good idea, unless he was forced to. Bob has to know his new account will not get close to the same number of followers as the old one, because it is way past the time he was relevant as a khantent producer.

A huge number of accounts who follow "Moviebob Productions" are likely inactive by now or forgot they follow him. Those followers aren't gonna be transferred to his personal account.
 
It's kinda interesting to see someone who is so tribalistic that the very idea of someone else not being mindlessly loyal to the group makes them violently angry, that they hold a grudge about it for four fucking years.
I’m pretty sure Bob’s default is tribalistic because he is a literal neanderthal who thinks of himself as a being of high intelligence.
 
Why would twitter verify your private account? Twitter’s current policy is much more stringent than it was when they were verifying literal who?s. I do love it when low level spergs like Bob and Nora Reed tag Jack like he’s going to read and respond to their tweets.
It used to be a rule that verified accounts couldn't go private, anyway.
 
I'd really like to see him detail any of the ways that we were supposedly getting better under Obama. Because I lived through those years too, and y'know what I saw?

I saw a horrible malaise economy that limped along towards recovery (and was supposed to be accepted as "the new normal"), with billions in payouts to the "too big to fail" overseen by a Democrat Congress and President (yes, many Republicans voted for it too, but Dems sure were acting like the party of big business). I saw the continuation of globalist policies that hollowed out the Heartland, shuttered factories, and led to far too many deaths of despair. I saw millions of people lose the health insurance they were perfectly happy with, and no, they could not keep their doctor if they liked them. I saw foreign policy blunder after blunder, from the Arab Spring leading to the European refugee crisis a few years later, to the "Russian Reset," to Benghazi, to the Iraq pullout that directly led to ISIS, to the Iran nuclear deal that didn't actually stop them from continuing their work and gave them huge pallets of cash. Even Bobby's beloved space program had massive cutbacks, with planned lunar missions being pushed out or scrapped altogether.

Literally the only things I can see that Bobby could claim as a success are "we elected a black president" and "gay marriage, suck it Christfags." Eight years of Obama, and that's really all we got: the equivalent of a participation trophy and something that Obama himself had nothing to do with, aside from appointing more liberal justices.

Very few people got a better deal at the end of the Obama years, and pretty much all of them are super rich. That's real progressive, Robert.
Here's the disturbing part: Bob views most of that as a bonus. Factories shuttered, the Heartland declining, people losing their health insurance- all obsolete wasteland mayonnaise ghouls getting what they deserved. Bailouts to the corporations? Fine, since they are the backbone of the Superior Future (TM). Bob probably views the foreign policy blunders as bumps on the road to his mind being uploaded to a robot body, but I'll bet he's fine with them too: as long as it ends with him in the Superior Future (TM), he doesn't care what happens to everyone else. Remember, he deserves the Superior Future (TM) because he earned it, friendo.
 
Here's the disturbing part: Bob views most of that as a bonus. Factories shuttered, the Heartland declining, people losing their health insurance- all obsolete wasteland mayonnaise ghouls getting what they deserved. Bailouts to the corporations? Fine, since they are the backbone of the Superior Future (TM). Bob probably views the foreign policy blunders as bumps on the road to his mind being uploaded to a robot body, but I'll bet he's fine with them too: as long as it ends with him in the Superior Future (TM), he doesn't care what happens to everyone else. Remember, he deserves the Superior Future (TM) because he earned it, friendo.
You have to be a idiot like Bob to think Obama issuing a executive order for illegals to not get deported despite not being abled to gain citizenship, expanding the NSA programs, having America be part of a useless climate deal known as the Paris Agreement, and paying premiums for healthcare that skyrockets a year is progress

Which is why I still don't know why Bob thought creating a separate twitter account was a good idea, unless he was forced to.
The Escapist's management probably told him to knock it off with his insane Twitter rants.
 
Robert's soyboy version of The Most Dangerous Game would end exactly like the original short story did.

The man being hunted overcomes and kills the hunter, despite the hunter having a significant advantage on him in equipment and knowing the area of the hunt.
Although in this case, maybe it would be more a simple matter of Robert giving himself a heart attack from the exertion.

It's interesting Bob chose that particular story. There are any number of sociopaths who have become obsessed with that story to the point of it inspiring actual murder, with the Zodiac killer being perhaps the most well known.
 
It's interesting Bob chose that particular story. There are any number of sociopaths who have become obsessed with that story to the point of it inspiring actual murder, with the Zodiac killer being perhaps the most well known.

The only difference is that the Zodiac killer was never captured. Bobo being a dumb bastard would instantly tweet and boast how he killed a bunch of guys, tell where the corpses are located and how to solve his "elaborate" puzzles.
 
He responded to it here, archived here.
What the fuck does this even mean?

"you probably live a life that has never held intrinsic value as once understood to belong to nearly all human beings."

All humans have an intrisic value of consuming things that have no purpose aside from taking money from you? He missed the point so hard it's sad.
 
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