Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[José Mourinho]

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1247918646598524928 (Archive)

"VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!! FOR THE SUPERIOR FUTURE !!!"

Gotta like how Bob has to include fictional superhero capeshit alongside politics as if the DNC are the Avengers and Trump is like Thanos.

Also lol "regressive motherfuckers"

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

"when you win"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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So mayonnaise ghouls are racist against white women?

 

[Marissa Moira]

21st century leader?

But among the democrats who? They're all holdovers from the civil rights era from 60 years ago.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bob's numbers have taken an absolute decline. As of writing his most recent tweet from 8 hours ago shilling his Birds of Prey review has 10 replies, 13 retweets, and 104 favorites. On youtube his best most recent video is a 3 month old Star Wars video that has 109,000 views. Nothing else there can break 20,000 views. On The Escapist's Youtube Channel his videos get a fraction of Yahtzee's. In the past he could scoff off detractors as being a small group of trolls but virtually everyone has gotten tired of his shit.

If we are headed in a global recession Escapist will undoubtedly close and Yahtzee will just start his own Youtube Channel. And then Bob will be your local checker at Walmart.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Blobber won't be a checker. He'll be rendered down over the fire for precious whale oil by stabby Joe and the Jo gang.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob's numbers have taken an absolute decline. As of writing his most recent tweet from 8 hours ago shilling his Birds of Prey review has 10 replies, 13 retweets, and 104 favorites. On youtube his best most recent video is a 3 month old Star Wars video that has 109,000 views. Nothing else there can break can break 20,000 views. On The Escapist's Youtube Channel his videos get a fraction of Yahtzee's. In the past he could scoff off detractors as being a small group of trolls but virtually everyone has gotten tired of his shit.

If we are headed in a global recession Escapist will undoubtedly close and Yahtzee will just start his own Youtube Channel. And then Bob will be your local checker at Walmart.

Just tell Bob about the right-wing conspiracy theories about how FEMA is going to turn Wal-Marts into concentration camps. He'll be begging to work there!

 

[KingofNothing]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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There aren't enough #VoteBlueNoMatterWho types to give Joe a win. People aren't gonna vote for a guy who seems unaware of his location part of the time when they can safely stick with the loud mouth they're already comfortable with for another 4 years. It's not even a Republican vs Democrat thing really, most just aren't desperate enough to vote in anyone who looks like the have early stages of dementia to own the other side.

If we are headed in a global recession Escapist will undoubtedly close and Yahtzee will just start his own Youtube Channel. And then Bob will be your local checker at Walmart.

Yahtzee actually does have a youtube channel, but it looks like he abandoned it 3 years ago. Hope he does come back to it someday, I enjoyed the director commentaries he did for his Chozo Mythos series

yahtzee19

www.youtube.com

 

[Mola Ram]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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I just love the monstrous historical illiteracy implied by Bob's repeated assertion that Hillary! was "the most qualified candidate ever." Never mind any of the Founder Presidents, Taft (who went on to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court), William Jennings Bryan and Adlai Stevenson (if you want losing candidates), or Dwight Eisenhower (you know, the guy who led the European Theater in WW2).

I'll never understand where his worship for this icy charisma void comes from, or his belief she'd have led the US into a post-singularity society.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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Bob, your top picks for "21st century leader" are mouthbreathing idiots (AOC), liars (Warren) or part of the hated old white man demographic (Sanders). I'm not going to say the Democrat party is done for, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's not going to be holding the Presidency by 2021.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I find it funny Bob would link the MCU Captain America to a Democrat when the MCU Version is more of a conservative, despite Chris Evans being a TDS sperg himself.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Somebody's up late with big thoughts:
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We all know what a "21st century leader" looks like, someone we should elect because we haven't had one before: woman, tranny, mexican, ect.

I'm more confused by the idea of "swapping in" said 21st century leasder. Bob, you do know that if Biden wins the election (doubtful), the DNC can't just give the job to someone else right? I know that's how the DNC primaries work, but not the national election.

And no, no one is ever going to do the "Get elected, resign so your VP pick becomes president" trick because you've got to have a level of ambition to atually run for president that would never allow you to just throw that kind of power away as soon as you obtain it.

 

[Judge Dredd]

(edit: oh yeah! brad jones is in the vid)

I wonder what Bob thinks of Brad Jones. Of all the people he's parodied and feuded with, Brad wasn't one of them. It's odd because Brad not only review schlock films, but also makes his own. I've not seen them myself, but making a parody of Christian films that got reviewed by the Dove Foundation is a million miles ahead of tweeting "Billion dollar idea. Nostalgic licence X meets nostalgic licence Y. Call me Hollywood!".

I can’t wait for Cinema Robert to be told to learn to code when he inevitably gets fired from The Escapist

He's going to do what the clickbait journos did when told to learn to code. Report them to Twitter and claim coding is lowbrow blue collar work that is beneath him.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I wonder what Bob thinks of Brad Jones. Of all the people he's parodied and feuded with, Brad wasn't one of them. It's odd because Brad not only review schlock films, but also makes his own. I've not seen them myself, but making a parody of Christian films that got reviewed by the Dove Foundation is a million miles ahead of tweeting "Billion dollar idea. Nostalgic licence X meets nostalgic licence Y. Call me Hollywood!".

Bob follows Lupa on twitter so I assume his opinions on Brad are the same as Lupa's.

Speaking of twitter, I did another quick skim and of his now ~1700 followers, less than 10 have checkmarks. No wonder he was so desperate for a way to automatically transfer followers. I guess for some of them this was a convenient way to disassociate from Bob without drawing any attention to themselves, though most probably just don't give enough of a shit about him to even know about this new account.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob follows Lupa on twitter so I assume his opinions on Brad are the same as Lupa's.

Speaking of twitter, I did another quick skim and of his now ~1700 followers, less than 10 have checkmarks. No wonder he was so desperate for a way to automatically transfer followers. I guess for some of them this was a convenient way to disassociate from Bob without drawing any attention to themselves, though most probably just don't give enough of a shit about him to even know about this new account.

If it was anyone that wasn't Bob, I would say that this addiction to Twitter mixed with his constant need for being popular is incredibly sad. But because this is our Superior Neo-Fascist, it's hilarious and deserved.

 

[Mola Ram]

I don't follow MovieBob on Twitter for a number of reasons, but I do follow enough accounts that either like him or dunk on him that occasionally I see shit like this, and it never fails to tickle me:

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I don't follow MovieBob on Twitter for a number of reasons, but I do follow enough accounts that either like him or dunk on him that occasionally I see shit like this, and it never fails to tickle me:

Yeah that's what I would expect from Jlong (thank god for her Batwoman reactions), also Bob.

 

[Super Hans]

And no, no one is ever going to do the "Get elected, resign so your VP pick becomes president" trick because you've got to have a level of ambition to atually run for president that would never allow you to just throw that kind of power away as soon as you obtain it.

77 year olds die all the time, and Biden isn't exactly a glowing example of health. Having him assassinated three months or so into his term by mixing up his drugs would be a piece of piss and wouldn't be investigated that hard into.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

historical illiteracy

Excuse me?! I'll have you know that Robert considers himself an expert on history.

Bob Chipman on Twitter: "Studying and retaining history is a lot like…

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[Lord of the Large Pants]

77 year olds die all the time, and Biden isn't exactly a glowing example of health. Having him assassinated three months or so into his term by mixing up his drugs would be a piece of piss and wouldn't be investigated that hard into.

He could shoot himself twice in the back of the head and throw himself in a body bag and the courts and media would still rule it a suicide.