Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Excuse me?! I'll have you know that Robert considers himself an expert on history.

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Not to belittle your point, which is a good one -- Bob overestimating his abilities as always -- but I can't help focusing on one phrase in particular.

"Normal to below average sex life."



Boy, these occasional nuggets of accidental self-awareness sure are illuminating.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

The full extent of Bob Chipman's "sex life" is whatever services he receives at the local rub n' tug.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Not to belittle your point, which is a good one -- Bob overestimating his abilities as always -- but I can't help focusing on one phrase in particular.

"Normal to below average sex life."



Boy, these occasional nuggets of accidental self-awareness sure are illuminating.

They're the same, like history Bob's sex life is also a thing of the distant past that is the subject of much revisionism.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Excuse me?! I'll have you know that Robert considers himself an expert on history.

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It's really hard to fathom not being able to do something as simple as relax and read up on history without being so affected by ennui and self-loathing that you have to imagine yourself as some retard superhero. Furthermore, guess who most resembles those Sans-Culottes Blob seems to anchor his expertise of the French Revolution on? Those damnable mayo ghouls strike again!

 

[Super Hans]

The full extent of Bob Chipman's "sex life" is whatever services he receives at the local rub n' tug.

Is that what KinoBobby meant by not having to make his own plate at a BBQ in spite of not bringing a dish to the party?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

They're the same, like history Bob's sex life is also a thing of the distant past that is the subject of much revisionism.

Robert's concept of "normal" sex life is probably as realistic as his concept of a "small amount of food for an average sized person" and just as based on his personal experience with the topic. Even then though, he knows he's below average.

Only Diabeeto could write a Tweet where he compares himself to an immortal vampire because he read a history book and that's only the second lulziest thing in it.

 

[Flexo]

77 year olds die all the time, and Biden isn't exactly a glowing example of health. Having him assassinated three months or so into his term by mixing up his drugs would be a piece of piss and wouldn't be investigated that hard into.

I'm still betting that he's not even going to make it to the election. And not because somebody's going to do something, just old fashioned age.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'm still betting that he's not even going to make it to the election. And not because somebody's going to do something, just old fashioned age.

If biden wins the primary and croaks midway through his campaign, I'll have a good chuckle at the absurdity of it

 

[Flexo]

If biden wins the primary and croaks midway through his campaign, I'll have a good chuckle at the absurdity of it

A friend of mine made a long point about how that may actually be the best long term goal for the democrats. I think it summed up something like, "It would give the brand an excuse for their loss with the least amount of damage to it in the public eye."

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

That damage excuse will likely get bumped way up with the amount of salt coming from it by various people though. We'd all laugh it up but democrats and people like bob would never shut up about it

 

[RSVP]

This is a man who wants us to believe he studies history.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Or uses Sesame Street as symbols for the Democrats.

 

[Mola Ram]

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This is the sort of thing that leads to people dubbing him purely Manichean, or, as I prefer to say, a simpleton.

 

[Jack Awful]

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I love that he's trying to spin inceldom as "normal to below-average".

C'mon, Bob. We see you creeping on troons and lesbos.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

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And then little Greta Thumbface invented climate warming change.

The end.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

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Ahahahaha. Bob thinks he has a "normal to below average" sex life. Every time Bob talks about sex it's so painfully evident that Bob is not only a virgin, he's a kissless, no hugs, never- even-held-hands virgin.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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Democracy BTFO'd with science, I guess.

Seriously what the fuck is he trying to say here? People didn't need permission or a vote to invent fire, combined with some vague, confusing jab at religion? Well welcome back to fucking objectivism I guess Robert, since what you're describing is an anti-government regulation stance, AKA the exact opposite of what the Democratic Party and most of the modern left is about.

 

[Mola Ram]

Democracy BTFO'd with science, I guess.

Seriously what the fuck is he trying to say here? People didn't need permission or a vote to invent fire, combined with some vague, confusing jab at religion? Well welcome back to fucking objectivism I guess Robert, since what you're describing is an anti-government regulation stance, AKA the exact opposite of what the Democratic Party and most of the modern left is about.

I take him to say there are two eras of human existence: before and after electricity. You may judge for yourself exactly how fucking stupid that is.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I take him to say there are two eras of human existence: before and after electricity. You may judge for yourself exactly how fucking stupid that is.

Except he also includes references to gods and some kind of jab at the idea of voting or asking permission, the latter two of which are more a part of the post electricity world than the ancient world.

Like I said, it comes across as a muddled promotion of objectivism or anarcho-capitalism, except it's far more retarded since Film Robert promotes socialism. Does he think there'll be no asking the government for permission under socialism? Does he think this sort of thing won't be determined by vote under democratic socialism? Does he think the socialists won't ever decide against his sacred progress because it will hurt them economically or offend their delicate sensibilities?

Of course not, because he doesn't think much at all.

 

[Mola Ram]

Except he also includes references to gods and some kind of jab at the idea of voting or asking permission, the latter two of which are more a part of the post electricity world than the ancient world.

Like I said, it comes across as a muddled promotion of objectivism or anarcho-capitalism, except it's far more exceptional since Film Robert promotes socialism.

The central conceit seems to be electricity is the great dividing line between primitivism and modernity (a superior future, if you like), but of course you're right -- there's so much other stuff slathered onto it that exactly what the hell he's talking about turns out pretty garbled. He has a point: certainly electricity is one of the great turning points in human history, but then so is flight, the printing press, the rise of steam power, heliocentrism, etc. etc. etc. (Bob might have a better grasp of this if he'd ever played a game of Civilization.) The fact that he considers that turning point as concomitant to all this other unrelated stuff he fetishizes completely undercuts his point.

Because he's fucking stupid, you see.