Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I find it funny Bob would link the MCU Captain America to a Democrat when the MCU Version is more of a conservative, despite Chris Evans being a TDS sperg himself.
I'm honestly amazed that we never got some big-brained Bob take about how HYDRA/Shield were actually the good guys in the second film and Marvel Studios merely capitulated to a viewing public that wasn't ready for something so bold.
If nothing else blowing up the Obsolete and those dangerous to those in power with helicarriers is exactly the kind of sperg revenge fantasy that Bob would cream himself over.
 
I'm honestly amazed that we never got some big-brained Bob take about how HYDRA/Shield were actually the good guys in the second film and Marvel Studios merely capitulated to a viewing public that wasn't ready for something so bold.
If nothing else blowing up the Obsolete and those dangerous to those in power with helicarriers is exactly the kind of sperg revenge fantasy that Bob would cream himself over.
What has he said about the Vulture in Spider-man: Homecoming?
 
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Almost certainly hates him because of his blue collar roots.

Bobby is nothing if not predictable.
I was sure I saw him say something like that. It was more of me asking for a reminder. Still though, you are right that his hatred for blue-collar workers isn't predictable.
 
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Mirror of latest Big Picture "A Positive Outlook for the future" (technically second latest because Escapist exclusivity but who cares)
















GUYS HE'S WEARING THE THING! I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!

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I wonder what was going through Bob's head when he chose to pain an entire side of his room green, including the fucking doorknob, instead of getting a green sheet to hang from the ceiling like everybody else does.

Well, if he makes permanent alterations to his hovel instead of just hanging a temporary curtain, he can refer to his moldy basement as "my film studio" with a straight face.
 
>I have to do my part, to entertain and not be political
>meanwhile on Twitter...

He does a really great job of separating his actual beliefs from his The Escapist Magazine persona. Except for that time he got fired.

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHA nigga just shave it omg
 
I love that he's trying to spin inceldom as "normal to below-average".

C'mon, Bob. We see you creeping on troons and lesbos.
He always uses vague wording that implies he has sex (like his weird barbeque metaphor) but he never outright says he does. He's probably trying to give the impression he has one-night-stands regularly even though that's almost certainly not the case.
TBH, I could believe him having a girlfriend, as I've seen bigger losers than Bob get girlfriends, but that also seems unlikely unless he's made the unusually wise move of keeping her off his social media.
 
The central conceit seems to be electricity is the great dividing line between primitivism and modernity (a superior future, if you like), but of course you're right -- there's so much other stuff slathered onto it that exactly what the hell he's talking about turns out pretty garbled. He has a point: certainly electricity is one of the great turning points in human history, but then so is flight, the printing press, the rise of steam power, heliocentrism, etc. etc. etc. (Bob might have a better grasp of this if he'd ever played a game of Civilization.) The fact that he considers that turning point as concomitant to all this other unrelated stuff he fetishizes completely undercuts his point.

Because he's fucking stupid, you see.
He also seems to be confusing the difference between inventing something and bringing it to the masses. In many cases, yes, you can study anything you want, build anything you want, and science whatever you want without having to ask permission. Obviously not every case (the government frowns upon, say, enriching uranium without their knowledge), but most of the time, you're good. But when it comes to scaling it up for the general population, the government is going to start asking questions. Inventing everything to do with electricity (generators, light bulbs, motors, etc.) was one thing, but suppose all of that had been rolled out with zero regulation? Not only are there safety concerns, there's basic standards to think about; otherwise, an appliance that works in one city might not work in the next one over.

Bob doesn't understand this because he's fucking stupid.
 
He always uses vague wording that implies he has sex (like his weird barbeque metaphor) but he never outright says he does. He's probably trying to give the impression he has one-night-stands regularly even though that's almost certainly not the case.
TBH, I could believe him having a girlfriend, as I've seen bigger losers than Bob get girlfriends, but that also seems unlikely unless he's made the unusually wise move of keeping her off his social media.

If he has or had a girlfriend, he most certainly would let us know. He might not giver her name of photo, but sure as fuck he would let it slip along some post or some observation that he has a girlfirend as a hidden brag, like he did with this historian have sex shit (hence, I Moviebob also have sex).

And the only reason he haven't lied about a girlfriend so far is that the autists on the internet would find him lying, and in the end he would be worse for it.
 
If he has or had a girlfriend, he most certainly would let us know. He might not giver her name of photo, but sure as fuck he would let it slip along some post or some observation that he has a girlfirend as a hidden brag, like he did with this historian have sex shit (hence, I Moviebob also have sex).

And the only reason he haven't lied about a girlfriend so far is that the autists on the internet would find him lying, and in the end he would be worse for it.
Considering what he has said, I don't think that's possible.
 
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Robert's soyboy version of The Most Dangerous Game would end exactly like the original short story did.

The man being hunted overcomes and kills the hunter, despite the hunter having a significant advantage on him in equipment and knowing the area of the hunt.

Although in this case, maybe it would be more a simple matter of Robert giving himself a heart attack from the exertion.

So basically, Bob would be like the gladiator in this film clip:


Although I see Bob keeling over long before that guy did...
 
He had me at "whitesplaining"
Hooray! It's word salad!
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He was so proud of his galaxy brain take that he retweeted it.
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Oh, and that poor minority Maryl(a)?
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Troon.
Bob desperately wants to be a hero, don't he?
 
He had me at "whitesplaining"
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Troon.
Bob desperately wants to be a hero, don't he?
Bob sounds like he never left 2004. He assumes Republicans cater to fundamentalist Christians like they did in the past. Then again, Bob being out of touch is nothing new. If Bob is the history expert he claims to be, the least he could do is brush up on current events in his own country.
 
I take him to say there are two eras of human existence: before and after electricity. You may judge for yourself exactly how fucking stupid that is.
If Bobby were historically cognizant he would have chosen either agriculture or the steam engine as the turning points of human civilization -- both of these have each engendered a completely different mode of social and economic relationships, and even the arts changed in response to them. I suspect Bobby's magical thinking (i.e. superstition) about science is at work here -- electricity has an action-at-a-distance appearance that, at least to primitive minds, is almost magical: flip a switch here, and the lights go on at the other end of the corridor. The scientifically naive sees fire burning and gears turning, or obsolete farmers toiling the fields, thinks he understands the principles behind, takes their revolutionary significance for granted, and dismisses them as mundane. Electricity is more mysterious, because there is nothing to see, and thus maintains its hold on Bobby's mind.

I have no idea what he means about "asking permission" or "holding a vote" pertaining electricity. You don't need to ask for permission to rub a plastic ruler on a wool sweater, but building a power plant would entail getting a permit which means very likely a voting process. Again I attribute this to his magical thinking -- electricity literally comes out of nowhere! Tony Stark's glove!
 
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