Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If Bobby were historically cognizant he would have chosen either agriculture or the steam engine as the turning points of human civilization -- both of these have each engendered a completely different mode of social and economic relationships. I suspect Bobby's magical thinking (i.e. superstition) about science is at work here -- electricity has an action-at-a-distance appearance that, at least to primitive minds, is almost magical: flip a switch here, and the lights go on at the other end of the corridor. The scientifically naive sees fire burning and gears turning, or obsolete farmers toiling the fields, thinks he understands the principles behind, takes their revolutionary significance for granted, and dismisses them as mundane. Electricity is more mysterious, because there is nothing to see, and thus maintains its hold on Bobby's mind.
If the agricultural revolution ~10,000 years ago didn’t happen, the beloved cities that Bob likes would never exist. Agriculture allowed people to stay in one place permanently instead of following animal herds like before. Social hierarchies also became greater in agricultural societies as well, since the people with the most prominence in early agricultural societies were very good at farming and predicting weather patterns. Also, animal domestication happened around that time too, so Bob has the farmers of yesterday and today to thank for the nice steaks he gets at restaurants. This knowledge isn’t even very advanced, Bob can read all about this on Wikipedia. Then again, that would mean Bob would learn that the plow was a much more significant invention for all humanity than the harnessing of electricity.
 
If Bobby were historically cognizant he would have chosen either agriculture or the steam engine as the turning points of human civilization -- both of these have each engendered a completely different mode of social and economic relationships, and even the arts changed in response to them. I suspect Bobby's magical thinking (i.e. superstition) about science is at work here -- electricity has an action-at-a-distance appearance that, at least to primitive minds, is almost magical: flip a switch here, and the lights go on at the other end of the corridor. The scientifically naive sees fire burning and gears turning, or obsolete farmers toiling the fields, thinks he understands the principles behind, takes their revolutionary significance for granted, and dismisses them as mundane. Electricity is more mysterious, because there is nothing to see, and thus maintains its hold on Bobby's mind.

I have no idea what he means about "asking permission" or "holding a vote" pertaining electricity. You don't need to ask for permission to rub a plastic ruler on a wool sweater, but building a power plant will entail getting a permit which mean very likely a voting process. Again I attribute this to his magical thinking -- electricity literally comes out of nowhere! Tony Stark's glove!
If the agricultural revolution ~10,000 years ago didn’t happen, the beloved cities that Bob likes would never exist. Agriculture allowed people to stay in one place permanently instead of following animal herds like before. Social hierarchies also became greater in agricultural societies as well, since the people with the most prominence in early agricultural societies were very good at farming and predicting weather patterns. Also, animal domestication happened around that time too, so Bob has the farmers of yesterday and today to thank for the nice steaks he gets at restaurants. This knowledge isn’t even very advanced, Bob can read all about this on Wikipedia. Then again, that would mean Bob would learn that the plow was a much more significant invention for all humanity than the harnessing of electricity.
Guys, you don't actually expect Robert to acknowledge wasteland ghoul farmers as a bigger step in the progress towards his superior future than Edison or Tesla or whichever meme scientist the internet told him to worship this week, do you?
 
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I only posted the funny part, but there's an entire conversation (Link, Archive) if you want some insight into what Bob was thinking when he wrote that.
Well I find the tweet previous to that even funnier:
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It is another example of his magical thinking, for who wouldn't have known what was happening when people were erecting electric grids?

In the context of his thread, Bobby seems to think the Superior Future Intellectual Insurrection is happening underground, being painstakingly engineered by Thinkers in their waterlogged basements, unbeknownst to us obsolete Believers until the inevitable paradigm shift which makes wheat grow on the Moon and turn men into women. But the exemplars of his Superior Future -- AOC, Hilary Rodham, and Anita Whats-her-name -- have been the most attention-seeking whores this side of Hollywood!
 
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I only posted the funny part, but there's an entire conversation (Link, Archive) if you want some insight into what Bob was thinking when he wrote that.
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No "human" will be "sacrificed", but the inhuman ghouls currently making up 51% of the US population (probably more come November) will of course be purged by withholding medical supplies and whatever other means the thinkbrains deem necessary. :)
 
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No "human" will be "sacrificed", but the inhuman ghouls currently making up 51% of the US population (probably more come November) will of course be purged by withholding medical supplies and whatever other means the thinkbrains deem necessary. :)
LOL, no matter where in the universe he goes he'll still be Robert Chipman. That is both his crime and his punishment, and he will never escape it no matter what he does.
 
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No "human" will be "sacrificed", but the inhuman ghouls currently making up 51% of the US population (probably more come November) will of course be purged by withholding medical supplies and whatever other means the thinkbrains deem necessary. :)
"I'm not staying trapped on this shitty version of this rock." How many Tweets will you need to make to escape it, faggot? How many shitty hot takes on blockbuster movies? How much voting blue no matter who so the Republican candidate who's going to renew funding to NASA can be defeated in favor of the Democrat candidate who's going to cut funding?
 
What is with lolcows retweeting themselves just to say "This guy gets it!"? It's almost always cringy.

Well I find the tweet previous to that even funnier:
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It is another example of his magical thinking, for who wouldn't have known what was happening when people were erecting electric grids?

In the context of his thread, Bobby seems to think the Superior Future Intellectual Insurrection is happening underground, being painstakingly engineered by Thinkers in their waterlogged basements, unbeknownst to us obsolete Believers until the inevitable paradigm shift which makes wheat grow on the Moon and turn men into women. But the exemplars of his Superior Future -- AOC, Hilary Rodham, and Anita Whats-her-name -- have been the most attention-seeking whores this side of Hollywood!
I think he buys into the idea that upper-middle class journalists working for multi-national corporations and backed by mainstream political parties are the new counter culture.
 
Honestly I'd pay to see blobber in my lab sometime. I just want him to see how mundane and dry science is. Most of my work is data processing at the moment. The biggest bottleneck right now for us is we need huge amounts of data looked over and sorted before we can do anything. Unironically scientists are having to 'learn to code' to stay relevant in science. They shoved me on an R, Linux and Python course to upskill me while I'm already doing my degree.
 
I'm sure this has come up before but I haven't seen it in a while and Bob provides evidence for either side daily:

Is Bob legitimately slow in the mind or does he just not have any self awareness?

The way he describes himself then dismisses all photographic evidence people call him out with as "old photos." How he complains about people with real jobs holding us back from his stupid fucking Jetsons utopia while he has potentially the least important job ever made. His brother allows him to live in his basement and even went to Pax with him as his handler.

Maybe he has some degenerative brain disease.
 
Honestly I'd pay to see blobber in my lab sometime. I just want him to see how mundane and dry science is. Most of my work is data processing at the moment. The biggest bottleneck right now for us is we need huge amounts of data looked over and sorted before we can do anything. Unironically scientists are having to 'learn to code' to stay relevant in science. They shoved me on an R, Linux and Python course to upskill me while I'm already doing my degree.
“Where’s all the gadget and teleportation building?”~Bob asks people in the lab who struggle to not laugh at him.
 
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