Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I might feel bad for you, Bob, if I didn't know that this is both 100% Grade A bullshit and also entirely self-inflicted. If you're miserable, it's because you're a hateful, spiteful, unlikeable, fatass cunt that has no friends, no family, and no significant other.
 
So we now have confirmation that he waste money in shitty arcades and chinese bars as a way of dealing with his anger issues :story::story::story:

Imagine if he had listened to Manson or KMFDM instead of playing mario in high school.

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77 year olds die all the time, and Biden isn't exactly a glowing example of health. Having him assassinated three months or so into his term by mixing up his drugs would be a piece of piss and wouldn't be investigated that hard into.
Saying he walked into traffic by accident wouldn't raise any eyebrows. "Oh yeah, old biden just saw an 8 year old girl and was going to..."help" her. Didn't see the truck coming. Poor guy."
 
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I've seen the phrase "abortion is their sacrament" applied to the democrats before but that's usually when the conversation has grown heated and nearing the "you're hitler" phase. Bob is one of the few that actually seems to make that true.

It's also disturbing given that he has a special-needs niece that he claims to adore. Hey Bob, just imagine her getting aborted if they had found out about her retardness beforehand.

Horrible thing to bring up? Yeah, THAT is what you sound like to others.

EDIT: So i've jumped to the EFAP stream point where they deal with Bob. This is... is is pretty great for those who have been on this thread. It's like thousand of these pages summed up in just the first 5 minutes. Will link when it's done.
 
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No the internet and social media are not part of real life.

I was surprised Robert took such stance over twitter this time, because I remember him over and over again bitching about how twitter is shit and doesn't matter.

Funny thing is, nobody likes twitter, even the addicts who do nothing but complain tha twitter is a hell hole, and yet they always come back because of the feedback loop.

In a ideal world, social media should be only used by middle aged moms, posting photos of their pets and their travels and that is it. Discussions don't work in a anonymous and public fashion, more so if in these discussions you want to "win" the argument, that is only asking for a headache.

Other than that, you can't expect people to act the same as if they were talking straight to you on social media, so why would anyone act frustrated as if they should? Its one of the many things Robert can't seem to grasp about this Social Media shit, he complains about being taken out of context and in bad faith when he expresses his hatred for the "subhumans" republicans, but at the same time, he would never use the term subhuman, or any of his edgy jokes while sitting on a table with strangers.
 
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Yeah, speaking just for myself, I don't think Robert is under any sort of spectrum of autism whatsoever. I'm not gonna pretend I understand a lick about mental illnesses and conditions, but It seems the concept of autism and what encompass this issue seems to have broadened way too much that now any sperg can tell themselves that they are autistic, and so release any personal responsability for their actions.
Autism doesn't relieve you of personal responsibility, though. It's an explanation, not an excuse. Autistic people still can make choices. Most mentally ill people can still make choices. Mentally retarded people can still make choices. Bob is what happens when you are autistic and you make the wrong choices.

The reasons I think Bob is autistic are:

1) His total and catastrophic social ineptitude, including no sign that he's ever had sex, or even been close to having sex, in his entire life. No friends besides close relatives. Social dysfunction is of course the biggest sign of autism.

2) Autistic "honesty" in that he vents things that normal people would be too ashamed of, because he can't even comprehend that other people would look down on it. Then when it happens he can't even understand why, and is too stubborn to change it even after he should know better. Reminds me of CWC this way.

3) He lies, repeatedly, to try to make himself look better and it doesn't work, because he doesn't understand other people well enough to know what he should be saying. Like an autist, he has no ability to put himself in the mindset of his observers for even one moment to see whether they'll believe what he's trying to convince them of. Most narcissists are at least competent liars, because they care very much about what other people think, but not Bob. Reminds me of Andrew Dobson.

4) He's a total manchild because he has the autistic obsessiveness and inability to cope with change. Mario was the best thing ever when he was a kid, therefore Mario is the best thing ever now. Likewise he never matured politically beyond the typical Massachusetts blue zombie.

5) Autistic lack of empathy manifesting in an inability to understand why other peoples' lives have value, or even why other people would think that.

6) He is a creature of habit, which is why he hasn't updated his awful method of making videos in years. Very autistic.

7) Irritability and anger is very characteristic of autism, as is the complete inability to let anything go. Which is why he has grudges against people in high school over two decades later, and he wasn't even physically abused!

8) Extremely rigid, black and white worldview is also characteristic of autism.

9) "Special needs" niece who needs some sort of therapy; autism is heritable, and autism in a close relative makes it more likely that he is actually autistic.

10) Intensely selfish as evidenced in former Randroid phase, something common to poorly-raised autists. Libertarianism in particular is appealing to such people (speaking from what I've seen personally here).

Any of these things individually could be ignored, or explained by something else, like low IQ, or sociopathy, or whatever. But all together strongly point to autism. I'm not referring to formal diagnostic criteria here, but it all just so strongly resembles so many other maladapted autistic people that I've seen on Kiwi Farms (or known in real life).

Anyway, what I think is Robert is just a frustated fuck who can't seem to cope about his shit life. He can't complain directly about his shit life, and so he diverts his impotent rage to politics, thinking he is some sort of kindred spirits to the the self-proclaimed marginalized of the internet, acting like he is some sort of Captain America for the troons and colored of the cyber space, rushing for the defense of those who can't defend themselves.
But he does complain directly about his shit life all the time, so this doesn't really make any sense. He doesn't actually care about "marginalized people" as such; he'd condemn a Republican to death just as easily if they were gay, or black, or Muslim.
 
I was surprised Robert took such stance over twitter this time, because I remember him over and over again bitching about how twitter is shit and doesn't matter.

Funny thing is, nobody likes twitter, even the addicts who do nothing but complain tha twitter is a hell hole, and yet they always come back because of the feedback loop.

In a ideal world, social media should be only used by middle aged moms, posting photos of their pets and their travels and that is it. Discussions don't work in a anonymous and public fashion, more so if in these discussions you want to "win" the argument, that is only asking for a headache.

Other than that, you can't expect people to act the same as if they were talking straight to you on social media, so why would anyone act frustrated as if they should? Its one of the many things Robert can't seem to grasp about this Social Media shit, he complains about being taken out of context and in bad faith when he expresses his hated for the "subhumans" republicans, but at the same time, he would never use the term subhuman, or any of his edgy jokes while sitting on a table with strangers.

I brought this up in the Boogie thread a long time ago, but around ten years ago when social media was really starting to rise a family member gave the perfect allegory on what it is to people. Social media is nothing more than a person's reality TV show. It's the easiest way for people to broadcast their lives to the world, and to have the feeling that people from all over the world are tuning in.

Bob will never quit Twitter because it's the one way for him to be known as a person, something he so badly wants.
 
Bob will never quit Twitter because it's the one way for him to be known as a person, something he so badly wants.
Not just one way, the only way. His internet reviewer career is trending down, he hasn't made a start in that movie career he wanted to use to become rich and famous, the sci-fi future he dreamed about isn't in his grasp and slowly but surely he's realising just how alone and unwanted he really is. The follower count on twitter is probably the last thing he has that he can look at and feel good about himself.
 
Not just one way, the only way. His internet reviewer career is trending down, he hasn't made a start in that movie career he wanted to use to become rich and famous, the sci-fi future he dreamed about isn't in his grasp and slowly but surely he's realising just how alone and unwanted he really is. The follower count on twitter is probably the last thing he has that he can look at and feel good about himself.
“The one way” means the same as saying “the only way”.
 
Not just one way, the only way. His internet reviewer career is trending down, he hasn't made a start in that movie career he wanted to use to become rich and famous, the sci-fi future he dreamed about isn't in his grasp and slowly but surely he's realising just how alone and unwanted he really is. The follower count on twitter is probably the last thing he has that he can look at and feel good about himself.
Only on his (legacy) blue check account. His personal account isn't being followed by as many people. That's probably what really is driving it home for him: he's no longer a somebody. He's a nobody, like those accursed wasteland ghouls.
 
Autism doesn't relieve you of personal responsibility, though. It's an explanation, not an excuse. Autistic people still can make choices. Most mentally ill people can still make choices. Mentally exceptional people can still make choices. Bob is what happens when you are autistic and you make the wrong choices.

The reasons I think Bob is autistic are:

1) His total and catastrophic social ineptitude, including no sign that he's ever had sex, or even been close to having sex, in his entire life. No friends besides close relatives. Social dysfunction is of course the biggest sign of autism.

2) Autistic "honesty" in that he vents things that normal people would be too ashamed of, because he can't even comprehend that other people would look down on it. Then when it happens he can't even understand why, and is too stubborn to change it even after he should know better. Reminds me of CWC this way.

3) He lies, repeatedly, to try to make himself look better and it doesn't work, because he doesn't understand other people well enough to know what he should be saying. Like an autist, he has no ability to put himself in the mindset of his observers for even one moment to see whether they'll believe what he's trying to convince them of. Most narcissists are at least competent liars, because they care very much about what other people think, but not Bob. Reminds me of Andrew Dobson.

4) He's a total manchild because he has the autistic obsessiveness and inability to cope with change. Mario was the best thing ever when he was a kid, therefore Mario is the best thing ever now. Likewise he never matured politically beyond the typical Massachusetts blue zombie.

5) Autistic lack of empathy manifesting in an inability to understand why other peoples' lives have value, or even why other people would think that.

6) He is a creature of habit, which is why he hasn't updated his awful method of making videos in years. Very autistic.

7) Irritability and anger is very characteristic of autism, as is the complete inability to let anything go. Which is why he has grudges against people in high school over two decades later, and he wasn't even physically abused!

8) Extremely rigid, black and white worldview is also characteristic of autism.

9) "Special needs" niece who needs some sort of therapy; autism is heritable, and autism in a close relative makes it more likely that he is actually autistic.

10) Intensely selfish as evidenced in former Randroid phase, something common to poorly-raised autists. Libertarianism in particular is appealing to such people (speaking from what I've seen personally here).

Any of these things individually could be ignored, or explained by something else, like low IQ, or sociopathy, or whatever. But all together strongly point to autism. I'm not referring to formal diagnostic criteria here, but it all just so strongly resembles so many other maladapted autistic people that I've seen on Kiwi Farms (or known in real life).
I lean more towards Bob being a combination of incredibly stupid and either NPD or sociopathy.
The one thing that screams autism to me is how fucktarded his terminology is.
Wasteland Ghoul/Mayonaise Ghoul.
Garbage Humans.
The America that Matters.
Brainland.
Superior Future.
Thinkers vs. Believers.
Who the fuck talks like that?
Even the Nazis and Commies just settled for Parasite and Subhuman and called it a day.
It's all so infantile and pseudo-intellectual.
To say nothing of the word salad he vomits out regularly.
"The Cosmopolitan Urban Working Class of the 21st Century" anyone?
This is why you force your children to self improve people.
Because if you don't then they become like Bob and cope with rejection and alienation by falling for the Hollywood fantasy of the Nerd becoming a Silicon Valley billionaire and the Jock being stuck working as a cashier.
 
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I've seen the phrase "abortion is their sacrament" applied to the democrats before but that's usually when the conversation has grown heated and nearing the "you're hitler" phase. Bob is one of the few that actually seems to make that true.

It's like Bob read some Chick Tracts and saw how they portrayed non-fundies as cartoon villain strawmen and he saw that as something to aspire to.

Really, Bob combines the worst aspects of the fedora atheists and the SJW atheists in every way imaginable.
 
It's like Bob read some Chick Tracts and saw how they portrayed non-fundies as cartoon villain strawmen and he saw that as something to aspire to.

Really, Bob combines the worst aspects of the fedora atheists and the SJW atheists in every way imaginable.
Bob wants the world to be filled with strawmen so he can get ass-pats for tearing them all down with ease. He doesn't want any actual opposition, that would make him challenge himself.
 
“The one way” means the same as saying “the only way”.
Yes, but in my defense I missed the "the" because I'm an idiot.

Only on his (legacy) blue check account. His personal account isn't being followed by as many people. That's probably what really is driving it home for him: he's no longer a somebody. He's a nobody, like those accursed wasteland ghouls.
Yep, and then his delusions that he's the smartest guy in the room will fade away and he really will have nothing left.
 
Apropos of nothing in particular, what do you think Bob dreams of when he lays that misshapen head upon his giant pillow? Does he have wonderful dreams where he has magical adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom with his beloved Mario? Maybe he sees old classmates making fun of him. That would explain a lot, to be sure.
 
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Just to chime in on this too, I agree that's it's interesting and telling that Bob says "But this is PART of "real life," and the people on the other end of these letters and numbers are people with lives as real as yours or mine. It's not good for you, or them, to let that get the better of you." implying that the anons that he detests sooooooo much are actually people like the troons he simps for. What I find funny about this is that the whole "arguement" was started because Bob was gushing about Captain America getting Thor's hammer at the end of Avengers End Game being something that the ancient greek poets and writers could only hope for and then compares it to the Globe Theater only for the whole globe. This was in response to someone posting an audience reaction to a bunch of spergs nerdgasming during that scene. Russbot and some other guy were going back and forth between these movies are for everyone versus these movies are giant marketing schemes. We come in right as Daddy Robert swoops in to calm everyone's tits to remind them, hey now, neither one of you said I'm an idiot manchild which means you're all right in my book so let's calm down with some virtual ice cream!

One unintended consequence of this "part of real life" bull is doesn't that mean that his hot takes about people dying from sickness, being reeducated, or bombing the midwest to create wetlands means that that's really what he thinks and it's not just a prank bro jk? I mean, I know we already know the answer to the question but I kinda wanna see him try to dance around it.
 
Since he is such a science oriented guy, I always enjoy looking at Cinema Blob’s Patreon account and looking at his statistics. As we know he’s haemorrhaging money. This is him over the past year, where he’s lost $900 a month from ~$4100 to ~$3200.

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However since Corona-chan has ramped up in the last month or two and his pure idiocy in pissing everyone is never going to stop, the steep negative gradient is going to continue.

Tic toc, Bob
 
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