Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Doomer Robert whining about how the superior future™ will never happen. "The troglodytes stole my superior future™ pt.2"
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Doomer Robert whining about how the superior future™ will never happen. "The troglodytes stole my superior future™ pt.2"
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Imma have to dust off this old shitty mspaint job for all this edge...
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Seriously, at this point its beyond clear that movieblob is litte more than an angry retard who has latched onto this mishmash of edgelord wannabe ayn rand schtick and corporate wokeness as an excuse to chimp out in public with zero kickback or backlash....and yet he is so singularly repulsive he still manages to be loudly and publically spat on by high profile faux-woke speds who know what a completely worthless liability he is
 
This is how major nations disintegrate!

*links to article highlighting cooperation*
Given the fact he is literally enough of a spastic to take china being positively portrayed in transformers/roland emmerich tier trash flicks as proof that china is a real-true enlightened and worthy and futuristic superpower, Im guessing he has decided that multiple states cooperating for regional issues proooves inferior wasteland ghoul murica is turning into the USA from the fallout franchise with its multi-state commonwealths and is thus going to cause a civilisation ending nuclear war
 
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FUCKING CINE BROS
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He is like a middle aged housewife trapped in a manchilds body
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Still simping
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I always hated the argument of calling Red States poor because Red States tend to focus on raw materials or lose jobs to automation, you know things leftists should be sympathetic to considering their entire thesis statement is "Capitalism elevates people arbitrarily above others and exploits people who would otherwise do as well or better" but fuck em they're white i guess

Or how they bitch about Mississippi "being a leach" but never look up the states demographics.
 
"I hate being awake when the sun is up but not be able to go out."

Maybe try doing something then Roberto you fucking dork. Read a book, play a video game, do some sit ups, try your hand at writing. Do something. Holy shit I've been stuck at home for this bullshit and so far I've built a weight bench, a shed, a rack for my weights and me and my mate are going to try learning the basics of German together. How in the fuck do you have nothing to do Diabeeto? You've never done anything in your life, this is literally the perfect time to start!
 
Doomer Robert whining about how the superior future™ will never happen. "The troglodytes stole my superior future™ pt.2"
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Oh, ye, we really need to forget borders and "nations", because I'm fucking sure this would just be fucking peachy with this virus outbreak going around. Hey Bobo, do the human race a massive favor and shut your worthless cake socket, you fucking waste of thought and genetic material.
 
he's got it arse-backwards - if anything, his beloved 'coastal elites' mooch off the work and produce of the red states
we've got plenty of idiots like this on the other side of the Atlantic, who claim that 'London pays for the rest of the country' when in fact the exact opposite is true
It's why I get frustrated at people who point to some crazy shit happening in London and assume that the UK has gone insane. London is basically a city state. When they try to spread their crazy beyond the M25 they get slapped down hard. I assume California and New York are much the same in the US.

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Why would he care if the suns out? It's not as if he ever sees it. Does the sunlight shine under the basement door into his bedroom?

"I hate being awake when the sun is up but not be able to go out."

Maybe try doing something then Roberto you fucking dork. Read a book, play a video game, do some sit ups, try your hand at writing. Do something. Holy shit I've been stuck at home for this bullshit and so far I've built a weight bench, a shed, a rack for my weights and me and my mate are going to try learning the basics of German together. How in the fuck do you have nothing to do Diabeeto? You've never done anything in your life, this is literally the perfect time to start!
He could play Mario 3 or get some of that editing done he always complains about, but somehow he can't even manage that. He rarely leaves the house anyway, so it's not as if isolation is a significant change for him.

Doomer Robert whining about how the superior future™ will never happen. "The troglodytes stole my superior future™ pt.2"
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So much for Bob being a Thinker and not a Believer. :story:
It's been explained dozens of times in this thread, and I'm going to guess on Twitter and maybe even in person, but he doesn't get it.

Robert. Listen. Science. Evolution. The Future. It's not some pre-destined thing that is meant to happen a certain way according to a script.

Let's use the same logic you've likely used against Christians who complain that what you're doing is against "God's plan". If the plan has an unknown goal, is all encompassing, is unknowable by design, and no-one is told what they are supposed to do as part of that plan, then there's basically no plan at all. We can do nothing else but act according to our own free will. Anyone who claims to know the plan is going to need to do a lot of convincing, and if those same people attempt to change your behavior they could be interfering with God's plan and not realize it.

That's you Bob. The only difference is that your holy book is some 1950s sci-fi you saw when you were 6 and some open boarder communist bullshit you heard 10 years ago.

Evolution and scientific progress is basically adaption and incremental improvement. It has no set goal, direction, or results. Future predictions are nothing more than guesses based on what's happening now, and when we're wrong, we change things to adapt accordingly. ie. The exact opinion you've spouted for for almost 2600 pages. You complain that those "Mayonnaise Ghouls" won't shut down their "Smog Factories" and learn to science, but you won't update your model of the future from the time when those factories were built.

I wonder if this is another thing tied to his mood swings. If Bob wants to comfort of the past when he's depressed, but wants his jet packs and moon wheat when he's manic. Though if that was the case I'd expect a clear split between childhood nostalgia and technological progress at any cost. Instead, Bob's ideas are a strange, nonsensical retro-futurism.
 
He'll dress up as Mario as he guns everyone down.
Imagine a dramatized documentary of Bob, an inside the mind of a killer style deal. Unfortunately if Bob ever snaps I think he will want mass carnage but will be too pussy to shoot anything that might possible pose a threat ala Randy Stairs and will probably find an impoverished southern school
 
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