Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

So what are the odds Bob will compare the phases Trump has laid out to reopen the US economy to the phases of the MCU?

 

[Pickle Dick]

I'm usually not one to wish death on someone, but out of every lolcows with threads on here, I do wish Bob could die, because he is a legit dangerous person if he were physically able.

nah bob would be too retarded to do anything even if he were physically able

chris-chan is more of a chad than bob

 

[TowinKarz]

So what are the odds Bob will compare the phases Trump has laid out to reopen the US economy to the phases of the MCU?

Approaching "1" as we speak

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So what are the odds Bob will compare the phases Trump has laid out to reopen the US economy to the phases of the MCU?

Well, he did compared Obama to The Avengers in 2012, so any comparison will be as retarded as ever.

 

[Uncle Joey]

Isn't Vegas off the strip a bunch of Mormons and more conservative families? Why would Bob care more about those undesirables vs the others

Maybe the rest of Clark County, but I would be surprised if any part of Vegas proper was like that. From what I remember Vegas off the strip was just run-down strip malls and Mexicans.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So what are the odds Bob will compare the phases Trump has laid out to reopen the US economy to the phases of the MCU?

"Trump is gonna snap his fingers and our last hope for the Superior Future will die! Why won't any of you listen to me?!"

 

[LightDragonman1]

To think, Bob has called Captain America "White Obama".

What exactly does he see in Barack that made him think that he will lead us into a "superior future"? Bin Laden being killed under his watch?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

To think, Bob has called Captain America "White Obama".

What exactly does he see in Barack that made him think that he will lead us into a "superior future"? Bin Laden being killed under his watch?

Robert was just as naive as everyone else who thought a Chicago Democrat who chose a congressional lifer as his running mate actually believed in change, and not just taking as much control as he could and lining his pockets and those of his friends.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

To think, Bob has called Captain America "White Obama".

What exactly does he see in Barack that made him think that he will lead us into a "superior future"? Bin Laden being killed under his watch?

Bob's outlook is basically all of the worst traits of coastal "liberal"ism (which, unsurprisingly, is rampant in MA). It doesn't matter whatsoever that these particular people that have been getting elected not only don't address the severe underlying issues with the political infrastructure of the US, but actually exploit those problems. It doesn't matter that the effects of American policymaking for the last 5 decades have dumpster fire after dumpster fire. No, what matters is a minority getting elected president and being on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY on completely useless social issues while everything else burns. Being on the right side of history means all those pesky dissidents are just non-people subject to your daily 2 minute hate. As far as blobbo and his ilk are concerned Blue tribe is Good Tribe and that is all you need to know.

TL;DR: very generous of you to assume Blob's actually got any kind of rationality for stanning Obama.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob's outlook is basically all of the worst traits of coastal "liberal"ism (which, unsurprisingly, is rampant in MA). It doesn't matter whatsoever that these particular people that have been getting elected not only don't address the severe underlying issues with the political infrastructure of the US, but actually exploit those problems. It doesn't matter that the effects of American policymaking for the last 5 decades have dumpster fire after dumpster fire. No, what matters is a minority getting elected president and being on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY on completely useless social issues while everything else burns. Being on the right side of history means all those pesky dissidents are just non-people subject to your daily 2 minute hate. As far as blobbo and his ilk are concerned Blue tribe is Good Tribe and that is all you need to know.

TL;DR: very generous of you to assume Blob's actually got any kind of rationality for stanning Obama.

Massholes sound a lot like the jag-offs that support the Liberal Party of Canada.

 

[Mola Ram]

Massholes sound a lot like the jag-offs that support the Liberal Party of Canada.

Throw in some smug self-righteousness that's been there since they were all Puritans and you've probably got it.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"I am a comedy genius" Bob thought, as he wrote his fifth hilarious one liner of the day about killing everyone in the Midwest.

Remind me, how many times has Bob called for someone to be literally murdered for a joke he didn't like?

Anyway seeing people dunk on Bob is always fun, so here is a link to the twitter thread Bob quoted here.

And more Bob "REAL WORKING CLASS" sperging that I really don't have the energy for right now.

Also: LOL

 

[Koby_Fish]

"I am a comedy genius" Bob thought, as he wrote his fifth hilarious one liner of the day about killing everyone in the Midwest.

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Remind me, how many times has Bob called for someone to be literally murdered for a joke he didn't like?

Anyway seeing people dunk on Bob is always fun, so here is a link to the twitter thread Bob quoted here.

I'm sure PoC working class count in places where they are numerous. but there's no guarantee they agree with blob. In places where the whypipo vastly outnumber them, it's a logistics game if nothing else. appealing to like 50 PoC working class that tend blue won't help against 500 whypipo willing to vote drumpf if it means they get their factory jobs back.

And more Bob "REAL WORKING CLASS" sperging that I really don't have the energy for right now.

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Also: LOL

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bob, bruh, she's not going to fuck you. she won't even sext you, not even for that m'lady-est of white knight SIMPery.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Notice Bob doesn't actually answer or even address the other person saying he's a quasi-fascist. He just sort of rambles something incomprehensible (I assume it's some pop culture reference? Or some totally irrelevant drama he's bringing up?) and moves on. In his very small, mellow-yellow soaked brain, he thinks as long as he's talking and getting the last word, he must be winning.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Notice Bob doesn't actually answer or even address the other person saying he's a quasi-fascist. He just sort of rambles something incomprehensible (I assume it's some pop culture reference? Or some totally irrelevant drama he's bringing up?) and moves on. In his very small, mellow-yellow soaked brain, he thinks as long as he's talking and getting the last word, he must be winning.

bob doesn't even deign to respond as he is left-wing and in his mind a fascist is right-wing, no exceptions ever, so to him it's not possible for him to be fascist, the very idea is so ludicrous to him it and doesn't even bear mentioning, even though suppressing political opponents or advocating same is a fascist tactic, regardless of political compass direction (and perhaps in support of Horseshoe Theory). Because the only function of fascism that 'matters', apparently, is huwhite sooopremacy.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

bob, bruh, she's not going to fuck you. she won't even sext you, not even for that m'lady-est of white knight SIMPery.

Plus, it's illegal to fuck whales.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"I am a comedy genius" Bob thought, as he wrote his fifth hilarious one liner of the day about killing everyone in the Midwest.

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Remind me, how many times has Bob called for someone to be literally murdered for a joke he didn't like?

Didn't Jim Sterling call the cops on someone making fun of him and Bob backed Jim up or was it the other way around or did I make that up whole cloth in my corn teen mental breakdown?

Also: LOL

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MovieBob Productions on Twitter: "1. If she is, they deserve to be wi…

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LMAO you pathetic, thirsty bitch. Not only are you simping for fake titty chan, which you know whatever you virgin with rage, but you are simping for the Chinese government. You remember how you exclaimed, and still do to this day, that trans people, gays, muslims, and minorities were all in danger with the OrangeManBad in office? The CCP actively has, unlike America, literal concentration camps to take care of those people you pretend to care about. Not that you care about any of that.

UPDATE!
Greg has deleted the horrendous tweet that defamed muh rady! I found this by looking to see if Naomi had given her greasy orbiter one of those much sought after likes but alas Greg's account is far too small for even Bob tweeting on his main account, the only one Naomi would be aware of which is the only reason he put it there, to get her precious, momentary attention.

Spoiler: lol

But Greg not scurd! Greb slap back!

https://twitter.com/GregLaurer/status/1250227908272181248

Greg Laurer on Twitter: "Hey @BobChipman_1981, not the POTUS is doing…

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Take note that big man Greb tweeted back to Bob's smaller account rather than his main one, the one that called him out. Fugin stunning and brave.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob- Ahem, ack-ack-ackshually, you're wrong. US Navy cruisers are traditionally named after cities, and battleships after states, so, clearly, you don't know what you're talking about and should probably be studying instead of playing games if you don't even know how to play them.

This doesn't look right; Bob is factually correct here.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Isn't Vegas off the strip a bunch of Mormons and more conservative families? Why would Bob care more about those undesirables vs the others

Vegas itself is like 90% Mexican. The California transplants and casino executives live in suburbs like Summerlin, Henderson, and Green Valley Ranch, and the Mormons live around their temple on the east side in Sunrise Manor.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Vegas itself is like 90% Mexican. The California transplants and casino executives live in suburbs like Summerlin, Henderson, and Green Valley Ranch, and the Mormons live around their temple on the east side in Sunrise Manor.

And all of the minorities tend to live in the North section of Vegas too.