Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Robert talks about the political parties of the superior future™:
In short, Robert believes that the Dems will split into to 2 factions that are for the most part, both Liberal. Which might as well be a one-party state.

Also, Robert on key domestic issues:
"Hillary-sama would kill everyone I don't like!!".
He was saying that before Trump got elected. I have the feeling that he and many others were convinced that there will be this "demographics is destiny" prophecy in that if there are less white people, there will be less republicans and we would have a "progressive future".
 
Robert talks about the political parties of the superior future™:
In short, Robert believes that the Dems will split into to 2 factions that are for the most part, both Liberal. Which might as well be a one-party state.

Also, Robert on key domestic issues:
"Hillary-sama would kill everyone I don't like!!".
If the War on Naziism goes anything like the War on Terror, the War on Poverty, or the War on Drugs, we'll have a Nazi president by 2028.
 
These exceptional individuals think that stuff like the Brenton Tarrant shooting (who's not even American and didn't do his shooting in America) happened because Republicans have been catering to white supremacists. What a take. It's not like Tarrant said that he was specifically motivated by an Islamic attack or like he spent a fair bit of his manifesto complaining about how conservatives and Trump aren't catering to people like him, which is why he thought violence was necessary. His motivation isn't a mystery. He spelled it out very clearly, and the idea that Qween Hillary getting elected would have somehow stopped him is batshit insane.

And the Oklahoma City Bombing was retaliation for the exact sort of thing that Robert is calling for, even if the Clinton administration didn't give it an official "War on ___" name. You look at what happened at Waco and Ruby Ridge and it's very obvious that the feds repeatedly escalated things needlessly because they were on a crusade, which lead to a lot of unarmed women and children getting gassed, gunned down, and burned alive. Randy Weaver had already served his time and didn't even have a warrant on him. As for Waco, there's an award winning documentary and a recent Netflix series that uses both official documents and the testimony of survivors on the lies in the official story about that. And Robert is drooling over the idea of more of that. He doesn't view those events as tragedies, but something to strive for. But that could already have been guessed from all his other rants.

Definitely one of the more disgusting and blatant examples of him calling for peoples' deaths recently. And all the more disturbing because it would lead to more violence and death on both sides. He's basically calling for left wing accelerationism via a campaign of state violence against political targets.
Robert and a lot of leftists in North America want to force a civil war so they can be justified in killing those they disagree with, since they can’t win ideological debates or elections.
 
He was saying that before Trump got elected. I have the feeling that he and many others were convinced that there will be this "demographics is destiny" prophecy in that if there are less white people, there will be less republicans and we would have a "progressive future".
Isn't Catholicism more common in hispanic communities then it is in white ones? Not to mention the homophobia of black communities and the idea that Nafris or Middle Eastern immigrants will be model secular citizens is so laughable it hurts. The only difference is people like Bob will actually be oppressed by brown conservatives instead of cancelling white ones on twitter
 
Isn't Catholicism more common in hispanic communities then it is in white ones? Not to mention the homophobia of black communities and the idea that Nafris or Middle Eastern immigrants will be model secular citizens is so laughable it hurts. The only difference is people like Bob will actually be oppressed by brown conservatives instead of cancelling white ones on twitter
Hispanic communities are HEAVILY Catholic. Everything else in your post is correct.
 
Isn't Catholicism more common in hispanic communities then it is in white ones? Not to mention the homophobia of black communities and the idea that Nafris or Middle Eastern immigrants will be model secular citizens is so laughable it hurts. The only difference is people like Bob will actually be oppressed by brown conservatives instead of cancelling white ones on twitter
All of those communities lean heavily Democrat right now because the Democrats give them one thing that's very important for their day-to-day living. For blacks it's gibs. For Hispanics, it's lax immigration laws. For Arab Muslims it's lax immigration laws and general cultural pandering. If Diabeeto's dream were to come true and the traditional right of the country were to completely go away, coupled with continued mass immigration, we'd probably start seeing ethnic political blocs rise up in areas heavily populated by these people that are anything but liberal and progressive. Once they don't have to worry about Republicans taking their gibs/deporting them, the shoe will be on the other foot and they won't need the liberals and Democrats anymore. The left will then be forced to choose between continuing to cuck to those groups because muh diversity, and start saying that pro-life legislation is okay when Hispanics do it, anti-gay legislation is okay when Muslims/blacks do it, etc, basically abandoning even the pretension of actually having progressive values, or they'll have to grow some balls, start opposing minority power groups, and all become part of Robert's hated "garbage left."

None of that is a concern for Robert though, because he doesn't actually give a shit if whatever we call the "left" in 30 years is progressive or liberal or socialist. He just wants authoritarianism, gibs, and Science(TM).

Hispanic communities are HEAVILY Catholic. Everything else in your post is correct.
And HEAVILY pro-life. A lot of them aren't very woke on alphabet people either. Far more than the mayonnaise ghouls. Anyone who's chatted with Hispanics that aren't a part of woke internet circles knows this.
 
This is all you need to know about why the Forrest Gump movie exists:


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Robert probably hates the film because it shows a bitter, cynical, atheist character (Lieutenant Dan) coming to terms with God and abandoning his cynicism. He even becomes successful and gets his own Asian Waifu. And like Bob, he doesn't have any feet, so it reminds Bob that he really has no excuse as to why he can't go ahead and do the same thing.
Forrest Gump also got laid and had a kid, something Bob doesn’t have done ever.
He's also probably mad that Forrest, who is a mildly disabled southern ghoul, is able to live a happy and successful life and get his crush to live with him for a bit too. Oh, and he probably is mad Forrest is kinda like him in the brains department, as much as he tries to deny his brain disability.

You guys are all missing the real reason why Bob hates Forrest Gump: it tells the story of a retard overcoming his disability. Something that Bob has failed to do in nearly forty years on this planet.
 
You guys are all missing the real reason why Bob hates Forrest Gump: it tells the story of a retard overcoming his disability. Something that Bob has failed to do in nearly forty years on this planet.
It is not Bobby's job to overcome his retardation; the onus is on the mayonnaise ghouls to vote for the Right President.
 
Hispanic communities are HEAVILY Catholic. Everything else in your post is correct.
He realizes most Catholics aren't like the Mid-western bullies right? Theyre not some scattered Protestant denomination in the backwoods they're an organized group with a formal study of theological doctrine and keep practices the rest of Christianity has deemed too puritanical long long ago, The left really do seem to just be all the self destructive aspects of a prosperous society given life, inconsistent emotionally driven morons who think googling and a bit of r\atheism qualifies them to discuss advanced topics, for how well that turns out look at Jf vs Jay Dyer

Edit not an endorsement of christianity or shitting on atheism, just THOSE atheists, the Bob kind
 
Bob was a Jesuit, not a Catholic.

Although Bob would probably not get a "happy ending" even when he was "religious"
A woman would have to be a Futurama-style amazon to have the strength to turn Bob over for a handjob, and with all the fat on his body I doubt enough blood could flow to johnson to give him an erection.
 
The Oklahoma city bombing is a bit more complicated than simply a reaction to Waco or Ruby Ridge.The Alfred P Murrah federal building had been on the list of targets for far right types in the Midwest since the 80's but nothing came out of it.This is one reason why its long been suspected that McVeigh was part of a broader effort than just him and 3 others.But because McVeigh was more than willing to take the blame and even state that he pretty much did it alone serious investigations into other individuals like persons associated with the Aryan Republican Army,Elohim City(more exactly Andreas Strassmeir possible undercover agent for some intel agency) and even incredibly Ramzi Yousef the master bomber for the 1st WTC attack(Terry Nichols made a few too many visits to the Phillipines in the 2 years preceding the bombing) were never pursued.As weird as it may seem considering how anti-muslim far right types tend to be today circa 1995 it wasn't like that or it was far more nuanced.McVeigh himself didn't harbor anti-muslim sentiments so its not absurd to pressume a connection between him and proto-Al Qaida.
 
It is not Bobby's job to overcome his exceptionalism
We know. If it was actually his job he probably would have done it long ago but he's still in this thread. The day he says something reasonable without hate being the motive for that, we might have a cause for celebration.
I doubt enough blood could flow to johnson to give him an erection.
Never doubt Bob's power for erections. After all, he has a permanent hate boner.
 
The Oklahoma city bombing is a bit more complicated than simply a reaction to Waco or Ruby Ridge.The Alfred P Murrah federal building had been on the list of targets for far right types in the Midwest since the 80's but nothing came out of it.This is one reason why its long been suspected that McVeigh was part of a broader effort than just him and 3 others.But because McVeigh was more than willing to take the blame and even state that he pretty much did it alone serious investigations into other individuals like persons associated with the Aryan Republican Army,Elohim City(more exactly Andreas Strassmeir possible undercover agent for some intel agency) and even incredibly Ramzi Yousef the master bomber for the 1st WTC attack(Terry Nichols made a few too many visits to the Phillipines in the 2 years preceding the bombing) were never pursued.As weird as it may seem considering how anti-muslim far right types tend to be today circa 1995 it wasn't like that or it was far more nuanced.McVeigh himself didn't harbor anti-muslim sentiments so its not absurd to pressume a connection between him and proto-Al Qaida.
You clearly haven't talked enough to some of the far right types on this very website or read stuff like the Atomwaffen thread. For many, Muslims are still halal when they're against gays and Jews, and are even a source of inspiration. They're only a problem when it comes to immigration to America and Europe. Dislike of Islam is more of a center right/boomercon thing.

As for the bombing, there may have been more people involved, but for McVeigh personally there can be no doubt that Waco and Ruby Ridge were the central influences in his radicalization. He drove to Waco during the siege and handed out protest literature and bumper stickers, then afterwards he toured the gun show circuit setting up booths full of material focused on both events, including passing out cards with FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi's (the agent who shot and killed Vicki Weaver while she was carrying her baby, and was also present at Waco) name and address on them.
 
McVeigh was pretty far right long before Waco.While in the service he was often uncomfortable among black soldiers he was also an avid reader of far right books like the Turner Diaries.Lets be honest here McVeigh came from a portion of New York state were mistrust of anything not white and protestant or at least pretending to be that was not uncommon.Waco might have made him more commited to action but he was already associated with such ideas long before it happened.Even before Waco people who knew him were genuinely alarmed by his rethoric(that is when they didn't agree with it).Waco was more like the fuze but he wasn't some hippie that turned bad because of one incident.Ironically David Koresh is probably the kind of guy McVeigh would not have been too fond of had he known him personally.Koresh was basically a sex offender turned religious preacher.Not entirely sure McVeigh would have actually sympathised with Koresh had he ever got to know him.Odds are pretty good McVeigh would have been like 'these people are nuts'.Long story short a lot of small town weirdos who inspired one another into increasingly nuttier stuff.I would certainly not want to be even remotely associated with such individuals.
 
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You clearly haven't talked enough to some of the far right types on this very website or read stuff like the Atomwaffen thread. For many, Muslims are still halal when they're against gays and Trump's Chosen People, and are even a source of inspiration. They're only a problem when it comes to immigration to America and Europe. Dislike of Islam is more of a center right/boomercon thing.

As for the bombing, there may have been more people involved, but for McVeigh personally there can be no doubt that Waco and Ruby Ridge were the central influences in his radicalization. He drove to Waco during the siege and handed out protest literature and bumper stickers, then afterwards he toured the gun show circuit setting up booths full of material focused on both events, including passing out cards with FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi's (the agent who shot and killed Vicki Weaver while she was carrying her baby, and was also present at Waco) name and address on them.
Islamic immigration is a godsend for accelerationists, Its dismantles Bob and co's entire world view for a segment of the population that otherwise would join them in mocking lower classes of people contending with issues they want to sweep up in their utopia. It's very good strategically to leverage these issues using Muslims as a focal point in public even if you don't really have an issue with them
 
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