Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

KFC is wildly popular in Japan and is the de facto Christmas dinner. The Middle East LOVES American fast food and is getting obese off of it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m sorry to ask for biographical details I might be able to find if I had the will to read all 2600+ pages here, but do we know if Bob has ever been to Europe? He strikes me as one of those tiresome people who bemoan the fact that many Americans don’t have passports, ignoring all the valid, non-racist reasons why that is so.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I’m sorry to ask for biographical details I might be able to find if I had the will to read all 2600+ pages here, but do we know if Bob has ever been to Europe? He strikes me as one of those tiresome people who bemoan the fact that many Americans don’t have passports, ignoring all the valid, non-racist reasons why that is so.

I don't know about Europe. He went to Mexico for a wedding almost two years ago.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

KFC is wildly popular in Japan and is the de facto Christmas dinner. The Middle East LOVES American fast food and is getting obese off of it.

I remember that there was a KFC promotion for Final Fantasy XIV.

 

[Positron]

What kind of "poor people American food" that Bobby eats that hasn't been grossly commercialized over the world? Black eyed peas?

So, yeah, i don't buy this remorse for making fun of fucking twilight of all things, from Robert. You are just back peddling because you saw the people you suck up to doing it, the very same reason on why you were shitting on twilight back when you started as well.

Fucking dullard.... You are so shit at you job Robert...

Bob is not a Thinker. Bob is not even a Believer -- because believers have convictions.
Bob is a mere Follower.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don't know about Europe. He went to Mexico for a wedding almost two years ago.

Him and 200 million of his fellow obsolete countrymen. As I suspected, Mr. Worldly has barely left his family’s basement.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What kind of "poor people American food" that Bobby eats that hasn't been grossly commercialized over the world? Black eyed peas?


Bob is not a Thinker. Bob is not even a Believer -- because believers have convictions.
Bob is a mere Follower.

Bob is not a follower for one stand out reason:

He blindly confuses science and reality with magic when he bashes superstition.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Or said werewolf trying to rape said 16 year old girl and that is seen as "OMG! He loves me! I'm in love with him as well!" or said 16 year old girl loses her shit the moment her vampire BF fucks off and she pretty much try's to kill herself just to see phantom forms of him going "BITCH DA FUCK YA DOING?!"

I kinda hate to bring this back up, because seriously let Twilight stay dead, but the single biggest improvement to your reading experience if you read it is to look at Bella as the villain. As Jontron said about Christmas With the Kranks "It's got this American Psycho thing going on where the protagonist is secretly the antagonist and you gradually discover it as it goes on." This becomes especially easy to do if you look at Edward's vampirism as a metaphor for mental illness/drug addiction/a combination of the two and then see the way she manipulates him.

Other than that, it's pure trash fanfiction tier. You can go on fanfiction.net and see many, many examples written by teenage girls that are very similar, except they star Yami Yugi and One Direction or some shit. Wahmen be schlicking to toxic relationships with dangerous bad boys. It must be the most common fantasy ever. The only thing that makes Twilight unique (aside from using public domain concepts and having fewer misspellings) and the reason it got so much hate was its ungodly amount of success. And the equally bad to worse imitators it spawned. Now all that's back in fanfiction land where it belongs, and we've got transgender black crust punks smashing the patriarchy instead. Different YA shit, but YA is still dominated by pandering shit, as seems to be the natural state of that niche of fiction.

But it's not about hating wahmen. If it was, why the fuck haven't things like Frozen gotten the ebil mens bashing it? That's extremely feminine and had blanket marketing absolutely everywhere. And in my recollection, the most vehement Twilight haters were almost entirely women. It was just bad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob’s default mode when it comes to women seems to be the soft misogyny of low expectations. Women don’t need you to spot them points and they’re still not gonna fuck you, you white cishet incel.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bob’s default mode when it comes to women seems to be the soft misogyny of low expectations. Women don’t need you to spot them points and they’re still not gonna fuck you, you white cishet incel.

Robert just wants a crumb of pussy for his loyalty to the female sex, and failing at that, a donation to his Patreon. Also, he perceives those nasty misogynists as being the same jocks who made fun of him in school, therefore he has to stand against any opinion they have.

It's pretty funny, because considering Meyer's background as a devout Mormon (which I think she still is? I haven't exactly kept up on the woman) her and Filmbob would almost certainly disagree on many, many issues. Even if she's a rare Mormon Democrat, she would at least be very much on the opposite side of Bob's militant atheism and attitude about sex. She's very much one of those believers he generally doesn't even consider human. Maybe Mormon women get a pass like Muslims do?

Ah, I'm overthinking this. He's saying this shit because Lindsay Ellis said it. That's all there is to it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You know how even by Bob’s own admission he aggravated the fuck out of his teachers? I’d bet dollars to doughnuts this motherfucker thought he was smarter than all of them and loved to try correcting them. He was no doubt as pleasant as a blowjob from a crocodile — and just as popular.

Has Bob disclosed his psychiatric diagnoses yet?

 

[MeltyTW]

You know how even by Bob’s own admission he aggravated the fuck out of his teachers? I’d bet dollars to doughnuts this motherfucker thought he was smarter than all of them and loved to try correcting them. He was no doubt as pleasant as a blowjob from a crocodile — and just as popular.

Has Bob disclosed his psychiatric diagnoses yet?

I picture some poor old man who wanted to recollect all he learned about his own and other cultures with kids in a way that'll really connect with them only to be interrupted by a walking pustule raising his hand to say how the teacher is obsolete and how he should just google ancient Greece if you want to learn how an idea spread worldwide

 

[Rei is shit]

I'm pretty sure he only disagreed with Cenk because he saw the blow-back


Now he doesnt want the WASTELAND to pay and "save" the shitheads. Thank Cenk!


On a totally unrelated note, he tweeted this minutes later


Lets see if there are any posts where Robert says something like Cenk

Spoiler

OF COURSE THERE FUCKING IS

And while searching for tax REEEEing I found this, which I don't think has been posted before. It explains his recent obsession with "rewilding"


Why does he hate Elon again?


Some of the dumbest shit he has ever posted



THINKERS VS BELIEVERS is the only real fight

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm pretty sure he only disagreed with Cenk because he saw the blow-back
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Now he doesnt want the WASTELAND to pay and "save" the shitheads. Thank Cenk!
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On a totally unrelated note, he tweeted this minutes later
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Lets see if there are any posts where Robert says something like Cenk

Spoiler

OF COURSE THERE FUCKING IS
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And while searching for tax REEEEing I found this, which I don't think has been posted before. It explains his recent obsession with "rewilding"
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Why does he hate Elon again?
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Some of the dumbest shit he has ever posted
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THINKERS VS BELIEVERS is the only real fight
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It's so absurd for Bob to disagree with Cenk when Bob says even worse shit daily, but it is kinda funny that Cenk is so stupid that even Movieblob disagreed with him even if it was for bad reasons

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m reading a couple thousand pages back and cut this from a Twitter spergout screen someone posted:

What a dipshit. Pineapple and ham are delicious together. I’ve never seen anyone so perpetually, unjustifiably, insufferably arrogant while issuing such garbage takes and (usually botched) history lectures. And I used to follow the Krassenstein brothers on Twitter.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lol at bob pretending like he doesnt wanna nuke the south nonstop over and over.

"SEE! SEE peter coffin!! I swear, I like black people. I swear!!"

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That's the magic of Robert Chipman. He'll have nothing but repetitive rants about obsolete mayonnaise ghouls or raves about blockbuster movies for weeks or months on end, and it'll seem like the cow is going dry and getting boring. Then he'll drop some solid gold power leveling like "The future I EARNED" or "a small meal for an average sized person" and start a whole new cycle of dunking and his angry defenses or pointedly ignoring it will begin.

The thing about Bob is that he tries to hide his power level and stick to what he thinks is "safe" which is why he goes through dry spells, but he's terrible at hiding his power level because he doesn't understand what acceptable normal behavior is, so sooner or later the tard cum will flow again.

The truly fascinating thing about Bob is that if he didn't exist, you couldn't make him up; writing a character like him in a heavy-handed political satire would be dismissed as too on the nose. Also the part where social media commissars just sort of ignore his genocidal rants while dropping the hammer on people who say "OK, dude" to a troon.

Kind of alot in here. MovieBob backtracks on the Twilight movies and says he was wrong to hate on them, while saying his videos quality were lower back then and he "had alot to learn about doing his job").

He says "American culture is misoygynist and gets panicked when women collectively exercise group dynamics." So, Americans hated on Twilight because it was a bunch of women doing and liking something.

I'm guessing Lindsay Ellis et al are about-facing with the new Twilight because they know they'll need to praise stalking and psychological abuse as STRONK and EMPOWRING and FEMINIST when it's a woman doing them.

is it time to bring "better love story than twilight" back from the dead meme cemetery?

No, because the Rey and Kylo... thing... happened and produced a new low for cinematic romance.

 

[MeltyTW]

It's so absurd for Bob to disagree with Cenk when Bob says even worse shit daily, but it is kinda funny that Cenk is so stupid that even Movieblob disagreed with him even if it was for bad reasons

To be fair to Bob iirc he also never endorsed bestiality, so I'm willing to give Bob that he is above Cenk

 

[Doctor of Autism]

To be fair to Bob iirc he also never endorsed bestiality, so I'm willing to give Bob that he is above Cenk

True and Bob doesn't deny any actual genocides either.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

But during the stone age except with food because Bob's got brain issues with food. I'm too lazy to find it but someone asked him about his sex life and he responded with "I show up alone to barbecues but rarely make my own plate."
No, nobody knows what he meant by this.

Maybe I'm just tuned in to speeds but I understood perfectly. He's trying to say he's not committed to anyone but gets a lot of dates or one night stands-he comes alone but easily picks people up.

As this is an objective lie, it's not surprising it's difficult to get as it's a lie couched in a metaphor that not even other fatasses would understand.