The drawing has way more hair on his head. Bob is going to have to decide soon if he goes fully shaved or sticks with this sad MPB look. Neither will make him more fuckable.
I don't want to defend Bob, but he may have accidentally ruined an old linoleum floor by using harsh cleaners on it. It deceptively looks like the perfect floor to bleach clean, but if you do that, the surface rubs off and turns into a nasty dirty pitted mess. That's probably why they don't put it in new homes anymore.
He didn’t say “I know my floor looks dirty, but I accidentally ruined it with harsh cleaners and now it looks absolutely gross until I replace the tile” or anything like it. I refuse to believe that this guy keeps his living quarters like a pig pen, marinates raw meat for five days at a time, but is on his hands and knees scrubbing floors on even an annual basis. He’s a dirty person and his floor looks exactly as I’d expect.
Anyone wanna take a guess as to what about this was what really set him off? I'll give you a hint! It starts with a "T-" and ends with a "-he one that got away"
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Anyone wanna take a guess as to what about this was what really set him off? I'll give you a hint! It starts with a "T-" and ends with a "-he one that got away"I have no idea what Bob even means here. He must've ran out of Natty Lite and had to switch to a concoction of nyquil and mouthwash.
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“@SeanMcCarthyCom Also these little known historians James McPherson and Gordon Wood calling bullshit on her in https://t.co/hgc0JwPAel”
Y'all remember What's Left?
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What's Left? is a podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.soundcloud.com
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The podcast that was linked was made 8 months ago
IMO, Moviebob's political opinion is an unholy amalgamation of the worst aspects of both sides. He somehow lands in the authoritarian left and right. He TRANSCENDS political alignment (and not in a good way)
He's so fat he covers the whole political compass
I always forget how nonsensical moviebob is in his videos and his godzilla video is a perfect reminder. Its like he saw a completely different movie with characters that had the same name, add a spice of complete nonsense phrases and philosophical beliefs he doesn't understand and don't even apply to the given situation to sound "smart", mixed to perfection with him then completely making up bullshit out of his ass about why "historically" his position is correct and everyone else is wrong for all his made up reasons.
And apparently in The Superior Future, Democrats rule the political system, Disney is the only studio, white heterosexual men are sent to concentration camps, and disco music dominates the airwaves and streaming platforms.
And watching that video makes me wonder how much he re-watches the movies he reviews. Like, the guy in the video said he re-watched the Godzilla movie five times to do his review of it. Movie reviewers have to do that to make sure they aren't forgetting things or mis-remembering, or making sure that they understood something correctly, review to see how scenes were presented...Watching Bob's take on this Godzilla movie says to me he only watched the movie once, or if he saw it another time or two it was just to take in the movie like a kid. Not to analyze anything.
I honestly believe in most cases Bobby at best watches it once. More often than not, he just uses the Wikipedia article as he desperately types in big boy words from Thesaurus.com and random Philosophy/Economics 101 people he has on tabs to further the LARP at smrting.
Bob's a turbo Kaiju autist, I can 100% believe he watched the recent Godzilla movies multiple times. He saw Pacific Rim something like 6 times in the theater. The only movie I can recall him admitting spending a similarly retarded amount of money on was The Avengers. He adds in all those nonsensical themes and plot elements that no one else sees in these movies because he's deeply insecure that big dumb monster blockbusters aren't treated as a serious art form (and that he, by extension, isn't a serious cinema critic), so he adds in all the headcanon he's spent the past 3 viewing sessions building up to try and turn schlock into kino.
His head would explode when he finds out when Godzilla was made a villain in GMK, how Godzilla vs. Biollante has conservative themes and puts a negative light on his Muslim fetish, or how unethical it is to bring the bones of the original Godzilla as the basis for Kiryu in GxMG.
It might be my nostalgia talking, but I always felt like Godzilla vs. Biollante got a bum rap. It was a cool as fuck Godzilla movie that has actually interesting scenes that don't just involve the monsters fighting. The biological arms race between every other nation is actually representative of the nuclear arms race post-WW2 and is fucking awesome to watch the battles that erupt because of it. A perfect follow up on the nuclear fallout of Godzilla movies prior while also bringing up more modern ethical questions on genetic manipulation.
I'm pretty sure even at the time Godzilla vs. Biollante was well received.
You just made a better movie review than any Bob has ever done.
