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But at least he consooms the right way. That should be enough for him.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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The only people who could eat a pizza that size in one sitting are deathfats. And it's odd that Bob's defense is to say that "anyone" could eat a pizza this size. A better defense would be to claim that he could down a pizza that big without it causing him any major weight gain.
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He has to be kidding. Not even he would say this earnestly.
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I'll take half. I'll save the other half.
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the most charitable interpretation is that he's not aware it's a 16-incher, i.e. fucking huge
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i mean, I'm fat, but I'm not "LOL I can eat a whole pizza all at once" fat. Jeebuz cripes, Blob.
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Being contrarian for the sake of, isn't intriguing or intellectual.
Going BUT WHAT IF THE BAD GUYS WERE THE GOOD GUYS ALL ALONG is some of the weakest shit imaginable.
That's not a big pizza, look at the size of the pepperoni. Competitive eaters could do this in under 15 minutes.
This is a large costco pepperoni
You can see how much bigger an actual large pie is.
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Slight powerlevel: I'm not a deathfat (or any kind of fat) and I can eat a pizza that size in one sitting. However, I also work a physically demanding job and exercise daily, and even then I still would need more than an hour to finish it.
Ze Movie Blob, on the other hand, does none of that. No, I don't buy his "I bench 300" story either. I've seen him; he doesn't look like he could lift a table, let alone enough to qualify for the thousand pound club.
Sir Wesley Tailpipe
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Powerlevel: When I was a teenager, I had a metabolism like a great white shark combined with undiagnosed celiac disease. I could eat a whole pizza like this back then, then spend hours sick and come out starving again for seconds.
Because I was VERY unhealthy.
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We all ate like shit back when we were teens. Most of us stopped after we graduated high school and college.
Bob Chipman did not.
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Imagine being a 40-year-old virgin who’s still obsessed with comics and vidya, with a sideline in bragging about what a pig he is.
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Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
Oh, who ate all the pies?
You ate all the pies?!
You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!
You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!
Oooooooooooh, YOU FAT BASTARD! AAAARRGH!
I'l head back to my containment pub now and cry into a Fuller's while watching football reruns.
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Imagine being one that’s living in a basement, has diabetes, and has obvious mental issues, while also being a hateful, unlikable asshole.
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If the average pepperoni slice on the other picture is around 1.75 inches (1.75 inches being typical pepperoni size) than that pizza is around 24inches. Really not that large if you're used to large pizza's. I tend to make 14inch pizza's so an extra five inches per slice wouldn't bother me much. I wouldn't do so unless gyms open back up.
SinEater
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I don't know what is going on with Bob and this food shit right now but I love it.
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No Bob. No they can't. Not even as a teenager and smoking enough weed to melt their frontal lobes could they eat and entire Christmas dinner .
God damn Bob. No wonder you're such a fat fuck.
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He's on a roll, I thought he might have learnt about posting his eating habits after the McDs incident. Without powerleveling, I've quite a bit taller than Bob and very solidly built and I'd struggle to eat a third of any of these. I can't even fathom how he hasn't become a deathfat at this point. And then there's the fact that he seems to almost be bragging about eating this.
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I think Bob is confused because he doesn't understand that the camera is above the table which makes the meal look smaller and he's not very bright.
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