Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You all rated me optimistic, but the proof is in the pudding. His micky-ds post was made in earnest, but these last two are him shitposting.
That's way too quality of a joke for Film Robert to make, and he's never in his entire Twitter-addled history shown the capacity to poke fun at himself like that.

isn't the Christmas dinner one a photoshop of the pizza one?
 
That's way too quality of a joke for Film Robert to make, and he's never in his entire Twitter-addled history shown the capacity to poke fun at himself like that.
I can agree that it's a little clever for Robert, but he makes self depreicating posts, or posts that he views of as self depricating. I honestly think he's shitposting on the pizza thing to play off his burger post. Like how he tries to say "yes, I posted that picture of me years ago wearing my mario suit, haha".
 
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It’s May and the Chipmans haven’t cleaned or changed the tablecloth on their garbage-covered dining table since Christmas? Sounds about right for this family.


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Twenty bucks says that Chris still hasn't taken down the Christmas lights that were on his house.
 
Corona isn't the touch of death. If you catch it, it doesn't mean you have weeks to live. Trump isn't going to die because "the entire west wing" has been directly or indirectly exposed, as much as they wish it were true. And I'm starting to wonder if the left really believe this is the new black death, and if you catch it, you might as well sew yourself in your own burial shroud. That's why they as so vocal about quarantine, masks, social distancing, and indefinite shut down.

If that's his sister, it one again shows how Bob came out wrong. Also, I guess yellow fever runs in the family. I wonder if he secretly fantasized about that guy in a wig and a dress.

Why would you post something like that? Just leave family time within the family. You don't have to broadcast that to the world. It's really wierd to me.

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It’s May and the Chipmans haven’t cleaned or changed the tablecloth on their garbage-covered dining table since Christmas? Sounds about right for this family.


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The more I think about this, the funnier it is. Bob thinks he and his family AREN’T mayonnaise ghouls? This is his stock and he thinks he’s elevated enough to look down on people who live outside his exalted urban coastal enclaves? It is to motherfucking laugh.
 
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