Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t wait to see Bob tard rage about Joe Rogan signing a $100 million exclusivity deal with Spotify for his podcast.

EDITED: It’s actually $200 million lol.

 

[Flexo]

Bob watchers: keep an eye out because I'm placing my bet now on what will be Bob's movie of the year.

Now, before anybody wants to bet against me, I'm going to quote the wikipedia page on the movie:

The film stars Nicole Maines as Laurel, a girl who's turned into a vampire while spending the summer with her brother.​

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Bit is the story of Laurel (Nicole Maines), a teenage transgender girl who moves to LA and falls in with a gang of intersectional feminist vampires. Not knowing if they want to kill her, befriend her or turn her, Laurel learns to understand the love and dangers of her new group of friends.​

Who's the lead actor?

Nicole Amber Maines (born October 7, 1997)[3][1] is an American actress and transgender rights activist.[4][5][2] She was the anonymous plaintiff, Susan Doe, in the Maine Supreme Judicial Court case Doe v. Regional School Unit 26 regarding gender identity and bathroom use in schools.[6] Maines, who is transgender, was barred from using the female bathroom after a complaint; however, the court ruled denying a transgender student access to the bathroom consistent with their gender identity is unlawful.​

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Maines has since worked as an actress; roles include a television series guest appearance in Royal Pains and a regular role in Supergirl.​

The thirst from Bob could reach North Korean Waifu levels. I know "blood quantum" will be high on his list since it's a POC schlock film, but I think this one could top it.

Spoiler: off topic

So per the article, Trans-Maines has an identical twin brother.

Identical twins, are natural clones. (Not joking.)

So if one is trans and the other isn't....

 

[Suburban Bastard]

So in other words, Bob’s entire twitter feed consists of nothing but food and boobs. The first being something he has too much of and the other being something he has none of, fits him perfectly.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So in other words, Bob’s entire twitter feed consists of nothing but food and boobs. The first being something he has too much of and the other being something he has none of, fits him perfectly.

Excuse you, Bob is at least a C cup.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Excuse you, Bob is at least a C cup.

To bad I can't give this an laughing emoji.

 

[Flexo]

To bad I can't give this an laughing emoji.

We need that and the pun/groan rating too.

 

[RandomBattles]

Apparently, he's into girl-on-girl in the name of "diversity" More like an excuse for more gay stuff.

Huh. I had no idea this show was a thing.

Bob: sentence length parentheticals do not make you sound smart. They destroy the flow of thought and narrative in videos. Please read The Elements of Style by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White.

He does have an interesting take at the end, about how a "children's show" (looks like a teen to young adult show, to me) being divorced from sexuality and LGBT hate allows for the L relationships to focus solely on the emotions, rather than making fighting prejudice a plot point. Interesting.

 

[Robert James]

It occurs to me that the sexually charged epithet "snowbunny" (which has nothing to do with being from a cold region, in case you needed to be told) is yet another in a long list of creepy examples of Bob harboring ugly, perverted thoughts concerning attractive conservative women.

I bet he has Nailin' Palin on both his hard drive and multiple thumb drives, just in case.

Remember no bad tactics just bad targets so to bob it's okay to have creepy rape fantasies about her because shes a conservative.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob:



Also Bob:

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Huh. I had no idea this show was a thing.

Bob: sentence length parentheticals do not make you sound smart. They destroy the flow of thought and narrative in videos. Please read The Elements of Style by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White.

He does have an interesting take at the end, about how a "children's show" (looks like a teen to young adult show, to me) being divorced from sexuality and LGBT hate allows for the L relationships to focus solely on the emotions, rather than making fighting prejudice a plot point. Interesting.

So hypothetically speaking, let's say a few years down the line Netflix puts out a child-porn-friendly cartoon, how soon do you think it would be before Bob starts to shill it? If a man's thirst can drive him to declare an inverted penis a vagina, could that same thirst drive him to say "Well, she's technically hit puberty, so I guess she's good to go..."

Wait. How old is Adora and Catra in the Netflix series again?.......

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob:

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Also Bob:


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The man is literally just doing Bobs job, but with less time put in for a more rewarding and better take. Bob is essentially telling himself to fuck off.
"Grow up" He said to the man reviewing a cartoon, because 'reviewing something aimed at children is childish!' Bob thought snidely as he hunched in the dim unlight of his basement nest. A soft gurgle drew his attention down to the egg sack dangling below him. 'Soon' he thought, 'Soon I'll have friends'.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob: sentence length parentheticals do not make you sound smart. They destroy the flow of thought and narrative in videos. Please read The Elements of Style by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White.

Bob is an editor’s nightmare. (Ask me how I know.) He shits everything out in one extremely rough draft and does minimal or no editing before handing his work in or publishing it. In other words, lazy af. If there’s a “secret” to good writing, it’s spending more time editing than you do on your initial word dump. Hence Bob’s extremely shitty output.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob is an editor’s nightmare. (Ask me how I know.) He shits everything out in one extremely rough draft and does minimal or no editing before handing his work in or publishing it. In other words, lazy af. If there’s a “secret” to good writing, it’s spending more time editing than you do on your initial word dump. Hence Bob’s extremely shitty output.

But how could you possibly expect Bob to deny the world his brilliance?

I really think Bob's unwillingness to edit himself and just being plain long winded is ego just as much as laziness. He really believes he's one of the great thinkers of his generation, and the world needs to hear his thoughts.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I really think Bob's unwillingness to edit himself and just being plain long winded is ego just as much as laziness. He really believes he's one of the great thinkers of his generation, and the world needs to hear his thoughts.

I read a reference once to him editing out the breath breaks in his videos. Is this for real? He always sounds like he’s hopped up on Adderall, but if that were true he’d have lost weight.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

So hypothetically speaking, let's say a few years down the line Netflix puts out a child-porn-friendly cartoon, how soon do you think it would be before Bob starts to shill it? If a man's thirst can drive him to declare an inverted penis a vagina, could that same thirst drive him to say "Well, she's technically hit puberty, so I guess she's good to go..."

Wait. How old is Adora and Catra in the Netflix series again?.......

Netflix already airs the child porn cartoon Big Mouth. It’s not an exaggeration, it shows cartoon children engaged in explicit sexual acts with genitals displayed. So we’re already there.

She-Ra is also a terrible show with bad animation, writing and voice acting. It’s impressive it managed to be worse than the original in those regards. It only gets praise for having lesbians, trannies and autistics. You can’t criticize it for those reasons even though it is objectively trash.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Speaking of failure to edit due to his huge ego and laziness, I grabbed this before Bob deleted it in shame:

 

[Bolo]

Apparently, he's into girl-on-girl in the name of "diversity" More like an excuse for more gay stuff.

The title of the video about the She-ra shit is: " How She-ra's game-changing ending made cartoon history"... and by that I have to ask, how in the hell is this any "game changing" than the end of Legend of korra? or Steven universe? or Adventure time with Marceline and Princess Bubblegum?

If people wanna celebrate the gay kiss, sure go ahead, knock yourself out, but don't expect people to follow your "game changing" claims when it couldn't be more obvious that She-ra is following a trend, this whole thing about cartoons with gay themes have been a major part of main stream animation topics for the last 6 years or so... same thing with the Harley Quinn cartoon it seams, which I used to watch, it was fun, but lost interest halfway season 1.

And Robert tries to argue that the important thing about She-ra is that she never had to debate her sexual preference, since it was always pretty obvious that everybody is gay in the show, but if she is really in love with her enemy... but again, your are forcing an interprtetation that can be applied to Legend of Korra, Steven universe, etc, there was no "struggle" for being gay on those shows either...

Also, lesbians? this is pussy shit. Wanna show how progressive you are, make a main male character gay... not just any character, get a legacy one, make Spider-man gay, not just a kiss, or holding hands, have pillow talk scene, and imply that Spider-man plays the catcher, fucking do it assholes, no more this lesbian shit, it's trite by now, show some balls and show some slapping balls!

 

[Positron]

So per the article, Trans-Maines has an identical twin brother.

Identical twins, are natural clones. (Not joking.)

So if one is trans and the other isn't....

One had Tumblr, the other didn't.

Back on topic:
"Extremely Online socially-maladjusted losers"


Speaking of old grudges, does anyone remember g*merg*te?


Bobby rents out his headspace for free to Peter Senpai:


"Smart people are getting ahead, not-smart people aren't."

"Seems as it should be to me", indeed.

 

[soft kitty]

He's a coomer and a consoomer.

a coomsoomer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

a coomsoomer.

This fat bastard most definitely eats his own cum.