Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Smart people are getting ahead, not-smart people aren't."
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"Seems as it should be to me", indeed.

Seems that Bob is not smart because he isn't getting ahead.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob is filled with righteous anger and doxing fury!

Spoiler: Kickfundme some chalk

He can't remember guise! It's really...that bad!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“I can't remember the last time something made me this angry. I'm physically unnerved. 🤬 Is there a source for this? I feel like people should be sending the kid chalk. And the hose person... well, I don't wanna get in trouble 😡 https://t.co/qDM2QfAymz”

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The vid

Explanation and imigur link.

Spoiler: filing charges

So it didn't happen in April, it happened, at the latest, March 20.

Oh here we go...

So it looks like this may have happened during lockdown which would mean that Bob should be siding with the Karen that he wants so badly to dox. The irony of which makes my wiener get all turgid and shit.

Gonna do some Big Dick Energy power leveling here, I'm very familiar with the sound of crying, little girls, even more so to their fake crying. We get two blasts from the little girl, she goes completely silent (strangely enough right as the camerawoman starts talking) for 20 seconds, and then starts again right at the end. You know what a little girl does when they're distraught and put in a situation that they don't fully comprehend but know it's bad? They continue to wail. To be fair, this doesn't prove anything other than camera woman is an attention whore for using a little girl to get slacktavist simps like Bob to get them likes/upvotes.

Bob has done a good. Bob has expressed that this is a bad by hitting retweet with comment and thus he is good. The sun will shine a little brighter. The Pabst will taste a little less stale. His weeping stretch marks will seep a little less. The dopamine receptors will fire a little more as this dumbass post gets nothing but asspats. Can't wait to see how he screws this up.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I suppose Bob doesn't like the children he consooms to have their taste ruined with sadness.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Go on, move here, Bob. Even you could afford a place in the South Bronx if you really wanted to. Your first mugging while walking around in that hideous Mario blazer is gonna be lit.

That will never happen. Bob is intellectually and emotionally incapable of living his life without the support of his relatives. He's never been independent. In fact, he's lived his entire life in relative-supplied housing. He's never dealt with a landlord who wasn't related to him. It's possible Bob doesn't even handle the utility bills. I imagine he handles his own grocery shopping, with the results being seen in Bob's magnificent physique. He doesn't even socialize outside his family, with the sole exception being his trips to the arcade bar to compulsively feed his youtube bucks into the pay-to-win games. I'm sure he's treated with a mixture of disdain and apathy by the staff and completely disregarded by the other patrons.

More than that, Bob has never lived anywhere other than a safe suburb. He's never lived somewhere that he had to interact with minorities on a daily basis, much less somewhere where he would be the minority. He's never had to deal with crime. He's never had to live somewhere where most people don't speak english. It would break his tiny brain.

 

[Mola Ram]

That will never happen. Bob is intellectually and emotionally incapable of living his life without the support of his relatives. He's never been independent. In fact, he's lived his entire life in relative-supplied housing. He's never dealt with a landlord who wasn't related to him. It's possible Bob doesn't even handle the utility bills. I imagine he handles his own grocery shopping, with the results being seen in Bob's magnificent physique. He doesn't even socialize outside his family, with the sole exception being his trips to the arcade bar to compulsively feed his youtube bucks into the pay-to-win games. I'm sure he's treated with a mixture of disdain and apathy by the staff and completely disregarded by the other patrons.

More than that, Bob has never lived anywhere other than a safe suburb. He's never lived somewhere that he had to interact with minorities on a daily basis, much less somewhere where he would be the minority. He's never had to deal with crime. He's never had to live somewhere where most people don't speak english. It would break his tiny brain.

Oh, I know. Bob is going absolutely nowhere. I think one of the reasons he puffs himself up about the greatness of Boston and being "Boston tough" (because when I think of tough guys I think of balding, doughy speds in ill fitting video game t-shirts) is because on some level he knows he's going to die there, just like daddy. If directly challenged to come to NYC, I guarantee you he'd come up with some sort of sour grapes about why Boston is just ever so slightly a better place for his, uh, "work."

On the other hand, the idea of Bob spending 18 months or so in some NYC slum and emerging with a raging racist hate boner against his neighbors, like Lovecraft after he moved to Red Hook, would be funny as fuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob Chipman, never leaves his literal family basement, has something to say about others’ supposed lack of a social life:



Bob isn’t sure if he’s ok or not. Bob is not ok.



I love how the conclusion galaxy-brain Bob draws isn’t that this woman had some serious ethical issues if she could be bought and sold, but that Xians BAD.


His sour grapes over Joe Rogan’s $200 million deal with Spotify are glorious to behold. Stay mad, bitch.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob Chipman, never leaves his literal family basement, has something to say about others’ supposed lack of a social life

Bob’s lack of a social life has made him lucky to not get the corona even if he’s vulnerable to get it because of his shitty health. He’s been practicing social distancing all of his life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Still trying to figure out why he has a “work” Twitter account and a “personal” account. The latter is supposed to be, by his own statement, where he puts his political sperging. Yet it’s the “work” account where he flips his shit several times daily about abortion, Trump, and other polarizing topics.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

Bob isn’t sure if he’s ok or not. Bob is not ok.

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It's ok Bob. The seedy local rub n' tug will reopen soon enough. Support all sex workers.

 

[FaramirG]

Still trying to figure out why he has a “work” Twitter account and a “personal” account. The latter is supposed to be, by his own statement, where he puts his political sperging. Yet it’s the “work” account where he flips his shit several times daily about abortion, Trump, and other polarizing topics.

Probably thinks his takes on politics are part of his duty as a critic or something

Bob Chipman, never leaves his literal family basement, has something to say about others’ supposed lack of a social life:

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Bob isn’t sure if he’s ok or not. Bob is not ok.

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I love how the conclusion galaxy-brain Bob draws isn’t that this woman had some serious ethical issues if she could be bought and sold, but that Xians BAD.
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His sour grapes over Joe Rogan’s $200 million deal with Spotify are glorious to behold. Stay mad, bitch.

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That Rogan tweet is weird, I've been listening to his podcast for years and I've never heard him say nigger. Or really anything racist. Dude loves black MMA fighters so much that it's actually a little weird.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Probably thinks his takes on politics are part of his duty as a critic or something


That Rogan tweet is weird, I've been listening to his podcast for years and I've never heard him say nigga. Or really anything racist. Dude loves black MMA fighters so much that it's actually a little weird.

I've never watched his stand up. Maybe he says it there.

 

[Absolutego]

Still trying to figure out why he has a “work” Twitter account and a “personal” account. The latter is supposed to be, by his own statement, where he puts his political sperging. Yet it’s the “work” account where he flips his shit several times daily about abortion, Trump, and other polarizing topics.

I wholeheartedly believe he only made the personal account because someone at the Escapist told him to grow up already and sanitize his work-related account before they fire him again. There was all this weird Big Boy rhetoric in his announcement of the 2nd account that's otherwise uncharacteristic of Bob, and the possibility of losing his dream job a second time is probably just about the only thing left that can briefly rattle his relentless twitter addiction. But because he's an addict he keeps defaulting to routine, which means sperging endlessly on his 'professional' account.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Probably thinks his takes on politics are part of his duty as a critic or something


That Rogan tweet is weird, I've been listening to his podcast for years and I've never heard him say nigga. Or really anything racist. Dude loves black MMA fighters so much that it's actually a little weird.

According to the reddit thread "Joe Rogan using the N word REPEATEDLY" he's only said it 3 times out of his 30+ year career. Hardly someone I would say "loves using it"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

According to the reddit thread "Joe Rogan using the N word REPEATEDLY" he's only said it 3 times out of his 30+ year career. Hardly someone I would say "loves using it"

Bob’s just jealous his has been channel is getting near the level of Joe Rogan.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

According to the reddit thread "Joe Rogan using the N word REPEATEDLY" he's only said it 3 times out of his 30+ year career. Hardly someone I would say "loves using it"

Wait 3 times? Well, that's less than a lot of people who say they're progressives when a black person decides to be a conservative.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mere hours after telling others to “grow up,” Bob is in tears over Mario LEGO:



He is PISSED and lecturing Matt Yglesias on melanin in memes.



Not only is he threatening to go back to political vlogging on his personal account, but he’s retweeting the threats on his “work” account. Guess whoever told him to keep politics out of his work stream no longer has the authority to fire him...or he’s just dumb and never learns.

 

[Flexo]

Not only is he threatening to go back to political vlogging on his personal account, but he’s retweeting the threats on his “work” account. Guess whoever told him to keep politics out of his work stream no longer has the authority to fire him...or he’s just dumb and never learns.

Somewhere, a thousand EFAPers are all muttering to themselves... "do it."

And a thousand farmers of kiwi prepare their shinest hoes.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Not only is he threatening to go back to political vlogging on his personal account, but he’s retweeting the threats on his “work” account. Guess whoever told him to keep politics out of his work stream no longer has the authority to fire him...or he’s just dumb and never learns.


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Somewhere, a thousand EFAPers are all muttering to themselves... "do it."

And a thousand farmers of kiwi prepare their shinest hoes.

I wonder how Escapist feels that Bob is still on his bullshit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder how Escapist feels that Bob is still on his bullshit.

As much as Bob loves to complain to people’s employers about what they tweet, he’d better hope they’re totally chill about his firehose of progressive fury aimed at a substantial number of their readership.