Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Bolo]

How can you know exactly 4 to 5 people, if it's exact, you know how many. Also, bullshit. We all know who you mean by this shit.

Just say Razorfist you pussy, aren't you the big fighting Boston man? Scared of a skinny metal head with shitty make-up?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Again, Bob just isn’t very bright. The newest Twitter features will do zilch to prevent his ass getting shit-canned (again) for political sperging on his work account. But Bob adds 2 and 2 and gets 22.



“NO FAIR!” is Bob’s eternal cry. No surprise that he’s one of the bitter bitches who’s mad that networking is a thing, and attributes this fact to malice. Even though it’s easier than ever to make valuable connections and capitalize on them for professional gain, Bob still hasn’t figured out how to do it. Cue his usual sour grapes.



Meanwhile, he still cannot be bothered to master basic grammar and spelling. But the real reason he’s a failure is because he comes from white trash mayo ghouls and doesn’t have any connections — right, Bob?



Quotation marks: How do they work? Don’t ask Bob.

 

[Chilson]

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Remember, this man is nearly 40.

"2-4 different bad guys from the X-Men movies" - wow, its almost like those are capeshit movies with generic strawmen bad guys and are not in any way representative of real life. Most non-autistc Children are smart enough to tell the difference and even if they didn't are actually well-behaved enough to not act like shit heads to an important government figure.

Jesus Christ, I just realized that this is Bob in a nutshell. He is the "violent entertainment will lead our youth to violence" talking point brought to life but he never grew out of it.

Also, does he assume children have watched the X-Men movies? From my memory most of the good ones are from 10 years ago and the new ones are very much for an older audience. So not really screaming children's entertainment to me.

 

[DickMain]

Oh, Bob'll just piss and moan for another four years.
I don't know if we'll ever get the set-myself-on-fire-while-abusing-hyphens-on-twitter protest death that we all long for.

I get that the God Emperor is a pretty shit person in actuality, but, I actually can't think of much of anything that's changed in my life personally during his term in office. I got 1.2k in stimulus money? I really don't get how this situation has been 'Bobs Most Affected' for Bob.

 

[Positron]

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I thought the whole raison d'etre of MCU is retro-nostalgia of classical-nostalgia of paleo-nostalgia of ur-nostalgia?

 

[BR55]

“I told you, see! I’m totally not wrong and I’m totally not back peddling!”

If get Trump winning impeachment, Sonic’s Success, Nintendo World’s failure to launch due to covid, The Snyder Cut’s announcement, and Trump being re-elected all on 2020, Bob might actually kill himself

Unless the sheer rage causes Bob to drop dead of an aneurism or a heart attack he's not gonna die this November.
He'll do what he always does in these situations.
Impotently rage at the world for denying him the Superior Future He Earned.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I get that the God Emperor is a pretty shit person in actuality, but, I actually can't think of much of anything that's changed in my life personally during his term in office. I got 1.2k in stimulus money? I really don't get how this situation has been 'Bobs Most Affected' for Bob.

Bob is the Twitter equivalent of a child throwing a tantrum for attention. His channel is declining. His "personal" Twitter account isn't getting the coveted blue checkmark. He's pushing 40 and is still a virgin. So he shrieks, bawls, and screeches about killing the obsolete ghouls, demanding people pay attention to him.
Then he sees Trump and Pence- infinitely more successful men than him- and he can't take it. Why are these awful people getting more attention than him? Don't people know Robert is a YouTube movie reviewer? An intellectual? A harbinger of the Superior Future?

 

[ditto]

The interesting thing is that, based on my time on this site, Kiwifarms is actually one of the most accepting and chill communities I've interacted with, even when disagreements over opinions inevitably occur.

Way more fun to interact with than, say, the TV Tropes community.

The fault, dear Bob is not in the Farms, but in yourself.

 

[DickMain]

The fault, dear Bob is not in the Farms, but in yourself.

'The Fault In Our Blobs'

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This was new to me and it’s fucking gold. Thank you, Shaun!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I dunno if Blobert has sperged recently about Wuhan Flu and mayonnaise ghouls but this is as good a time as any for a reminder that the virus is hitting blue state brainland the hardest, with New York and New Jersey head and shoulders above everywhere else, and Robert's home state bringing up fourth place.

 

[Table Country]

This was new to me and it’s fucking gold. Thank you, Shaun!


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I need links, dawg, you can't blue ball me like that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I need links, dawg, you can't blue ball me like that.

It comes up when you do a Google Images search for “Bob Chipman” virgin. But here, I found it for you (archive).

Bob has spent weeks raging against all the selfish, Grandma-killing mayonnaise ghouls who want to go back to making a living. But — plot twist! — now comic book stores are “essential businesses“ to Basement Bob. Awaiting clarification from him as to whether we should let the comics-selling obsoletes in the “wasteland” between the coasts fail. Guess he’s feeling unusually charitable!

 

[Adamska]

I'm calling BS on Billy-Bob actually caring about comics beyond the dressing of pretending he's this all knowing nerd given how fucking shit his takes on them are. Billy-Bob Chimpman only knows Mario and consoomer blockbuster trash; anything else is a veneer he uses to pretend he isn't just a mentally challenged white trash ogre who rages at his own existence.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The new She-Ra has inspired a generation of 30 somethings to carve graven images into their flesh and walls.

Spoiler: Bob is smert

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“We're going to see this mark on things for decades, I think - possibly long after the point where we remember where it was from in the first place. Not just on merch or as ink, but as tags and grafitti. Covert signs etched into walls, to mark safe places - and memories. ❤👍 https://t.co/cAk8IqiPM6”

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A Bob mocking, found in the wild.

Spoiler: A tale of two bobs

"...It's all fine now." on Twitter

“https://t.co/zPhfMPHzoN”

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Tweeted pics with links to original tweets

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Grow up. https://t.co/nejwGMcMMW”

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“😭👏👏 https://t.co/JP7YOfb48E”

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The ad Bobbyboi jizzed himself over

Bob knows about anime and parental issues.

Spoiler: Explanation for his mommy gf fetish?

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“American Animators: "I'm working through childhood issues; Dad liked BEER a bunch, and Mom was kinda high-strung and unfulfilled - CRAZY!!!" Anime Creators: "If I wasn't doing this, I'd probably be skinning people. My father said 4 words to me. Ever. Mother? ..................."...

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Spoiler: pics in tweet

The screen shots are from a show called Parasyte and the woman is carying her child like that because she's an alien who ate the brain of the body she's in and eats other peoples brains and meaty bits. Spoilers:While she does not have emotions because of the aforementioned alien and brain eating, she ends up sacrificing herself to save her baby because, in the end, she is still a mother.

 

[Positron]

"Grow up and watch She-Ra", sayth the Blob.

And what exactly does that stupid tattoo represent? A diagram for two triodes as drawn by a retard?

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I love how the 'grow up' was his come back. There were multiple parts of that tweet, some of them about She-Ra, some about another Autist, and some about Bob, and he's just like 'Grow up'. I forgot the part of growing up where I started to like Eugenics (That came later). Bob's a fucking riot.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob knows nothing about comics and can barely be bothered to skim wikipedia before he drops some "fact" about a comic. Usually he manages to get whatever he's talking about completely wrong.

Ultimately, the only reason Bob cares at all about comics is that without comic books, there'd be no comic book movies. It's going to break his psyche to splinters in five or ten years when the comic book movie fad ends.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Since most of the popular characters from Marvel had a movie, Bob was really pushing for modern Marvel characters like Ms. Marvel, FemThor, Ironheart, and America Chavez to be in the MCU despite their comics having low sales.