Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[XtrmGamr719]

damn,2700 pages. Road to 3000,baby!

Man, the wannabe Bob and giant baby man Andrew Dobson is SO much closer to 3000. How?

 

[BubbleButt]

He has a custom built computer from 2012.

So he says. I don't believe that for a second.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Man, the wannabe Bob and giant baby man Andrew Dobson is SO much closer to 3000. How?

Technically Dobson has breached over 4,000 pages since his first thread got locked and was replaced by the second one. Brianna Wu is in the same boat with three separate threads.

Bob is such a failure that he can't even be number one at being a cow.

So he says. I don't believe that for a second.

I actually believe him on this. Remember that according to his book that he moved out of his parents place back in 2012 as well. This was before having to move back because he couldn't make it on his own.

I have a theory that once he started getting a little bit of e-fame and money, he splurged quite a bit because he thought he had nowhere to go but up. When he failed to do so, he had to go back to his family because he couldn't sustain himself.

 

[Flexo]

Bob as a dictator/super-villain:

Pol Pot-Belly
Idi Imense
Girth Vader

Bob Chipman, putting the mass into Massachusetts since 1981.

We've already established it as Diabeto.

Here. Make a figure of him.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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How in debt is Bob that he lives in a Suburban basement, has multiple income streams, and can't afford basic professional tools without giving up his daily McNuggies 10 pack snack?

He's probably got some debt and/or reccuring medical bills with regards to his diabeetus.

 

[doomlad]

What the fuck this thread has 2700 pages...I mean the guy has always been an autistic faggot but god damn.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

What the fuck this thread has 2700 pages...I mean the guy has always been an autistic faggot but god damn.

Doesn't Dobson have two 2000+ page threads chronicalling his behavior?

 

[RandomBattles]

What the fuck this thread has 2700 pages...I mean the guy has always been an autistic faggot but god damn.

What can we say? The guy won't stop tweeting.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

How in debt is Bob that he lives in a Suburban basement, has multiple income streams, and can't afford basic professional tools without giving up his daily McNuggies 10 pack snack?

You seriously think 10 McNuggets a day is enough for Robert? That’s adorable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wait. Who are the “scumbags” Bob’s too pussy to name here (archive)? He’s beefing with his colleagues?

 

[ditto]

Wait. Who are the “scumbags” Bob’s too pussy to name here (archive)? He’s beefing with his colleagues?

Possibly Peter Coffin and Breadtube.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Possibly Peter Coffin and Breadtube.

I don’t know this scene at all (I only sought out Bob’s thread after his lulzy McDonald’s tweet). Breadtube is progressive vloggers? IDK who PC is but I assume he didn’t defend Bob over his extremist tweets or something?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I don’t know this scene at all (I only sought out Bob’s thread after his lulzy McDonald’s tweet). Breadtube is progressive vloggers? IDK who PC is but I assume he didn’t defend Bob over his extremist tweets or something?

Everyone on his "side" hates him because of his extremist tweets and Peter Coffin has literally told him to shut the fuck up.

Wait. Who are the “scumbags” Bob’s too pussy to name here (archive)? He’s beefing with his colleagues?

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"Are my views to extreme for others?"
"No they're all scumbags and obsolete!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Are my views to extreme for others?"
"No they're all scumbags and obsolete!"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Wait. Who are the “scumbags” Bob’s too pussy to name here (archive)? He’s beefing with his colleagues?

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What friends Bob? I want you to name a single person that has stepped up to help you. The only person that has ever really done that is Russ Pitts. And look at how you returned the favor. You refused to stand up for him when he needed it. It was so clear from the response you did give to his controversy that you hated what was happening to him, but you didn't want to be on the receiving end of the attacks he was getting so you didn't publicly lash out like you would at any other controversy online.

The one person that actually did stand up for you and you didn't have the balls to do the same for him.

 

[Bolo]

Wait. Who are the “scumbags” Bob’s too pussy to name here (archive)? He’s beefing with his colleagues?

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If being a scumbag is failing to step up when you are getting humiliated all over twitter... then your list must be quite large, because I have yet to see a big youtuber or e-celeb even try to be on your side when that shit starts.

When it gets bad enough, even Robert starts whinning that he doesn't see support on his side... even though he regularly does have some loyal defenders, they don't matter because all Robert cares about is the following numbers and checkmarks.

 

[Positron]

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So by Bobby's logic, if some African shithole got their brains drained by the USA, they deserve it because they are "stupid by choice". That's very racist and, needless to say, racism is typical of SJWs.

Let's take Bobby's logic for another spin, shall we?

Whenever a country experience brain drain, Bobby asserts, it is due to that country having made a stupid choice.
Let me add a very reasonable assumption: no country wants to make stupid choices. (Bobby will likely amend my assumption to "No non-conservative country wants to make stupid choices". That's okay because it won't affect my conclusion.)
It follows that no country will allow brain drain. All country will jealously guard their talents and keep them strictly within their territory.
And you know what that means? That means the global technocracy of Bobby's dream will not materialize, simply because it is a "stupid" thing to let talents run around!

Two men riding a horse. They must be GAY!


I don't know what Bobby wants to say in this tweet; I'm just impressed by how good the character design of the old She-Ra were, compared to the new.

*sniffle* I miss The Imp.

Bobby waxes poetic over the death of many:


I learned there is a country apart from DPRK that so far had zero reported case of covid-19.

Google informs me that Genovia is an imaginary country from something called The Princess Diaries.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Let's take Bobby's logic for another spin, shall we?

Whenever a country experience brain drain, Bobby asserts, it is due to that country having made a stupid choice.
Let me add a very reasonable assumption: no country wants to make stupid choices. (Bobby will likely amend my assumption to "No non-conservative country wants to make stupid choices". That's okay because it won't affect my conclusion.)
It follows that no country will allow brain drain. All country will jealously guard their talents and keep them strictly within their territory.
And you know what that means? That means the global technocracy of Bobby's dream will not materialize, simply because it is a "stupid" thing to let talents run around!

Two men riding a horse. They must be GAY!
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I don't know what Bobby wants to say in this tweet; I'm just impressed by how good the character design of the old She-Ra were, compared to the new.
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*sniffle* I miss The Imp.

Bobby waxes poetic over the death of many:
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I learned there is a country apart from DPRK that so far had zero reported case of covid-19.
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Google informs me that Genovia is an imaginary country from something called The Princess Diaries.

It takes a lot to get me mad on the internet after all these years but seeing rich people and retards who make all their money working from home demand everyone not do anything for months on end has been doing the job.

 

[Clark Kent]

I learned there is a country apart from DPRK that so far had zero reported case of covid-19.
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Google informs me that Genovia is an imaginary country from something called The Princess Diaries.

He's trying to be funny. Notice how the simple mind is so overloaded with political rhetoric he always takes it back to that.

 

[Judge Dredd]

If Bob made movies instead of criticize them, he'd be one of those sleazy B-movie directors from the sixties who made girly movies for the raincoat crowd in his backyard. He'd be like late-life-stage Ed Wood, only without the charm, talent and pathos.

From his past work, I imagine him more like Neil Breen or that guy from Geteven. Making ego projects were his obvious author insert walks around wooing ladies and killing the obsoletes.

His diet is going so well he's saving upwards of $52 a month!
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Something I'm surprised nobody has commented on. There's the implication that the only reason he hasn't done animation is because lip syncing was hard, but more importantly can you imagine what monstrosities Bob could create if he actually does take the time to learn this and make things?