Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

The Left says they're the "Party of Science" so they can maintain a sense of intellectual legitimacy, but that only worked when the Right was the purview of neoconservatives and traditionalists.

Meanwhile saying, "Trust the science," makes it look like the Left is just replacing religion Christianity with science even though science does not remain consistent and theories have changed over the centuries.

Spoiler: Mac said it best

 

[thismanlies]

Who actually likes Moviebob?
It seems even other SJW's aren't too fond of him.

I imagine Naomi Wu at least liked the free publicity he kicked her way. But other than that, your average progressive would at least pretend to find him unpleasant.

 

[Flexo]

Has he ever used "grok" before? Maybe some recent bad take got him a few "you're tarded and understand nothing" comments too many, so as per his usual MO, he's now overcompensating.
Wait for him to start using "frell" and "dren" soon.
Wait, no, Farscape is probably too brojocky for him to appreciate.

It's floated around nerd circles for awhile. Here's MtG's lead designer using it for a whole article.

Between a Grok and a Hard Place

We begin by removing a time counter from Suspend Week and…

magic.wizards.com

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Here’s something I want to point out that’s obvious.

Bob claims he’s for black people, but in reality, like white liberals, Bob has and will not do whatever he can to help them with their problems because they are a means to a end for him.

Bob, and other white liberals, are willing to fight to the last black man in the name of their ideals!

 

[UncleTusky]

Bit late, but the term "grok" is/was fairly common in hacker culture. I'd guess that's more likely where Bob ran across it, since it's kind of osmosis'd into the wider internet from there.

It's floated around nerd circles for awhile. Here's MtG's lead designer using it for a whole article.

It comes from Robert Heinlein's novel "Stranger in a Strange Land". It's incredible that MovieBlob and the M;tG designers are using it when the female lead flat-out says "If a girl gets raped, she was probably doing something to invite it" and one of the male leads keeps a literal harem.

 

[Meriasek]

It's floated around nerd circles for awhile. Here's MtG's lead designer using it for a whole article.

Between a Grok and a Hard Place

We begin by removing a time counter from Suspend Week and…

magic.wizards.com

Oh, I know. Unlike Bob, I've read my Heinlein instead of just going REEEEEEE HEINLEIN IS A FASCIIIIIIIIST.
I was just wondering if Bob using "grok" is a recent thing or if he did it before, because I don't remember him using it before. I think he got dunked on a bit and now feels the need to bust out his shallow nerd-cred.

 

[RandomBattles]

It's because Bob Chipman and a lot of SJW's in general tend to be stuck in 2004 and still think that the opposition are a bunch of Protestant traditionalists who want Young Earth Creationism taught in the schools alongside abstinence-only sex ed.

Never mind that the Religious Right has been dead since the late 2000's and is only relevant as a spectral media boogeyman and as part of the origin story for the current SJW movement.

The Left says they're the "Party of Science" so they can maintain a sense of intellectual legitimacy, but that only worked when the Right was the purview of neoconservatives and traditionalists.

The more extreme Climate Change denialists are really the only remnant of that movement that still has any relevance today, and that's only because the Millennial Left has politicized climate research and environmentalism to such an insane degree these days.

I've seen this talk about the evolution of internet debate and left/right politics a few times in this thread. I find it fascinating, because I never heard it before and it makes sense. Adding this to the Bob lore that he was active on Atheist message boards adds weight to the theory that in Bob's head all Republicans are still the Evangelical Right of the Bush Era. Especially with Bob's rhetoric of "Thinkers vs Believers."

 

[Judge Dredd]

Who actually likes Moviebob?
It seems even other SJW's aren't too fond of him.

I have two guesses on that front.

1. People the same age as Bob that discovered him early on and simply haven't moved on. Believing all the headlines that PewDiePie is a Nazi and JonTron is a white supremacist, and still reading IGN and Kotaku long after everybody else stopped.
2. Nintendo fanboys who believe the PlayStation or Xbox was the end of everything, but instead of sperging in favor of Nintendo, they sperg against their supposed rivals. The kind of fringe nutters that were screaming that Bayonetta was always shit because it got a re-release on PC after Bayonetta 2 was WiiU exclusive, or complained about Yahtzee's review of Smash Brothers by writing huge essays trying to debunk things Yahtzee never said.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Say what you want about PJW, but he's describing Bob without a shred of exaggeration or hyperbole.
Even his fellow Twitter addicts like Spoony don't try to stuff every fucking social issue into a tiny box labeled "it's just those whites acting up again".

 

[Flexo]

Oh, I know. Unlike Bob, I've read my Heinlein instead of just going REEEEEEE HEINLEIN IS A FASCIIIIIIIIST.
I was just wondering if Bob using "grok" is a recent thing or if he did it before, because I don't remember him using it before. I think he got dunked on a bit and now feels the need to bust out his shallow nerd-cred.

Yeah, should have made clearer I was agreeing with and supporting your point, not contradicting it.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Just pointing out that Cinema Robert, noted futurist and technocrat failed to send a single tweet about America’s return to space.

It was successful by the way, Blob.

 

[Adamska]

According to https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/grok

>Grok may be the only English word that derives from Martian. Yes, we do mean the language of the planet Mars. No, we're not getting spacey; we've just ventured into the realm of science fiction. "Grok" was introduced in Robert A. Heinlein's 1961 science fiction novel Stranger in a Strange Land. The book's main character, Valentine Michael Smith, is a Martian-raised human who comes to earth as an adult, bringing with him words from his native tongue and a unique perspective on the strange, strange ways of earthlings. "Grok" was quickly adopted by the youth culture of America and has since peppered the vernacular of those who grok it, from the hippies of the '60s to the computerniks of the '90s.

It was coined by Robert A. Heinlein †1988 American author

Yeah, Billy-Bob is only using it because Stranger in a Strange Land was well liked by the left for it's seeming messages. Ignore what @twattycake said right here:

It comes from Robert Heinlein's novel "Stranger in a Strange Land". It's incredible that MovieBlob and the M;tG designers are using it when the female lead flat-out says "If a girl gets raped, she was probably doing something to invite it" and one of the male leads keeps a literal harem.

Because that would prove Billy-Bob hates book readin' and only likes to pretend he reads, like all those smug assholes who have a fake library filled with books they only use for props. None of those retards have probably read Heinlein, and only think he's a fascist due to Voerhoeven's take on my favorite book of his.

Fucker's a rube through and through, even down to his science cult religion he has.

Just pointing out that Cinema Robert, noted futurist and technocrat failed to send a single tweet about America’s return to space.

It was successful by the way, Blob.

He also happily ignores how Democrats were the main impetus behind killing NASA's budget, with Proxmire working in tandem with Nixon to shut it down due to lessened interest at the same missions, meeting Kennedy's deadline, the Soviet program fucking up since Korolev died, and a growing budget issue.

Or how Obeme claimed he'd boost it back up, and then actually cut it even lower than "anti-science" Bush.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just pointing out that Cinema Robert, noted futurist and technocrat failed to send a single tweet about America’s return to space.

It was successful by the way, Blob.

Trump and Pence were also there. Bobby was too busy jerking himself off to something to watch America's return to space.

 

[Rei is shit]

The superior future is being told that a character you liked as a teen may have had lesbian sex canonically. (and why did quarantine turn him into dobson?)


A very informed opinion on the glow-in-the-darks. I wonder if Robert has heard of Indonesia....


Obsolete white ghouls are behind the riots

Just pointing out that Cinema Robert, noted futurist and technocrat failed to send a single tweet about America’s return to space.

It was successful by the way, Blob.

Because he has a hate boner for Elon, since he posts wrong opinions sometimes.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I don't know why it clicked on me, maybe because they're both rotund individuals, but I was watching the newest Linus Tech Tips video with Anthony and it made me wonder if this is what Bob could have been were his ego/autism not out of control.

They're both fat, both got attached to nerdy things, and Anthony even has the problem of increasing baldness he tries to hide or not accept with keeping his hair long, but he seems happy and content with himself and enjoys communicating with people even though he seemed shy at first when doing videos. Even when he leans a bit too much into being the fat nerd guy who might not know as much as you would expect him to, he's still enjoyable to listen to about the subjects. If you had to sum the guy up in one word it would be "pleasant."

And then you have Bob pretending he knows more about everything than you, hates everyone who isn't in a higher social media status than him, dismisses anything that goes against his prejudicial mind and just stays in his basement sleeping during the day. More and more this thread makes me less angry and annoyed, and more sad about Bob and what he chooses to be and how he will never get help or want to help himself.

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't know why it clicked on me, maybe because they're both rotund individuals, but I was watching the newest Linus Tech Tips video with Anthony and it made me wonder if this is what Bob could have been were his ego/autism not out of control.

It is kind of remarkable just how unpleasant Bob really is. A channel can survive less-than-stellar takes, but the host has to be someone you like.

 

[Mola Ram]

It is kind of remarkable just how unpleasant Bob really is. A channel can survive less-than-stellar takes, but the host has to be someone you like.

If he were funny, or insightful, or staggeringly imaginative, it might be possible to tolerate him. But he's none of these things. He's just a mean, spiteful, mid-witted cunt, and the more he stews in frustration and failure the more obvious it becomes.

 

[King Dead]

The superior future is being told that a character you liked as a teen may have had lesbian sex canonically. (and why did quarantine turn him into dobson?)
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Bob, hot lesbians are the most milquetoast gay shit imaginable. In fact, it's probably the only kind of gay shit that your loathed dudebro jocks would be 100% behind. When you post shit like this, it really doesn't make it look like you have any sort of altruistic intentions in mind with your support of gay shit.

A very informed opinion on the glow-in-the-darks. I wonder if Robert has heard of Indonesia....
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Alright, can someone remove "grok" from Bobby's dictionary? That's the third tweet in a day where he's pretending to know what it means. Guaran-fucking-teed he's never read a page of Heinlein. I'd honestly believe John Flynt has read more than him, and he can't even spell Heinlein's name right!

The rest is word salad I don't feel like diving into.

Obsolete white ghouls are behind the riots
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And there we have it, it all comes back to "blame whitey." I've seen plenty of images from these riots (pfft, "authentic protest/uprising/movement"), and let me tell you, for an operation supposedly led by white supremacists, there sure are a lot of melanated individuals breaking windows and setting fires and running away with fenced goods. Y'know, maybe this lie would work better in an era when everyone didn't have a camera. Bob, being the simpleton he is, retweets it unquestioningly because something something mayonnaise ghouls.

Just pointing out that Cinema Robert, noted futurist and technocrat failed to send a single tweet about America’s return to space.

It was successful by the way, Blob.

He also happily ignores how Democrats were the main impetus behind killing NASA's budget, with Proxmire working in tandem with Nixon to shut it down due to lessened interest at the same missions, meeting Kennedy's deadline, the Soviet program fucking up since Korolev died, and a growing budget issue.

Or how Obeme claimed he'd boost it back up, and then actually cut it even lower than "anti-science" Bush.

To admit to these things would require him to say something bad about his precious Democratic party, as well as acknowledge the measures that Republican presidents have undertaken to try and get us back into space and pushing farther. Obama shitcanned Bush's Constellation program that would have seen us return to the moon by now, and I have no doubts the same would happen if a Democrat replaces Trump, either this election or the next. The Democrat-led House has already put forward a bill to try and delay a lunar landing until 2028, presumably so that Trump wouldn't have that happen under his watch if he gets reelection. So far that's stuck in committee, but man, I'm sick of the delays.

 

[BScCollateral]

If he were funny, or insightful, or staggeringly imaginative, it might be possible to tolerate him. But he's none of these things. He's just a mean, spiteful, mid-witted cunt, and the more he stews in frustration and failure the more obvious it becomes.

I think the only good thing about all this is that he's not much of a success. DSP's talent, but with better budgeting skills.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob, hot lesbians are the most milquetoast gay shit imaginable. In fact, it's probably the only kind of gay shit that your loathed dudebro jocks would be 100% behind. When you post shit like this, it really doesn't make it look like you have any sort of altruistic intentions in mind with your support of gay shit.

Alright, can someone remove "grok" from Bobby's dictionary? That's the third tweet in a day where he's pretending to know what it means. Guaran-fucking-teed he's never read a page of Heinlein. I'd honestly believe John Flynt has read more than him, and he can't even spell Heinlein's name right!

The rest is word salad I don't feel like diving into.

And there we have it, it all comes back to "blame whitey." I've seen plenty of images from these riots (pfft, "authentic protest/uprising/movement"), and let me tell you, for an operation supposedly led by white supremacists, there sure are a lot of melanated individuals breaking windows and setting fires and running away with fenced goods. Y'know, maybe this lie would work better in an era when everyone didn't have a camera. Bob, being the simpleton he is, retweets it unquestioningly because something something mayonnaise ghouls.


To admit to these things would require him to say something bad about his precious Democratic party, as well as acknowledge the measures that Republican presidents have undertaken to try and get us back into space and pushing farther. Obama shitcanned Bush's Constellation program that would have seen us return to the moon by now, and I have no doubts the same would happen if a Democrat replaces Trump, either this election or the next. The Democrat-led House has already put forward a bill to try and delay a lunar landing until 2028, presumably so that Trump wouldn't have that happen under his watch if he gets reelection. So far that's stuck in committee, but man, I'm sick of the delays.

Bob also doesn’t want to know that Obama called the Baltimore rioters thugs. If he does, he’s head would explode.