Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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If he were funny, or insightful, or staggeringly imaginative, it might be possible to tolerate him. But he's none of these things. He's just a mean, spiteful, mid-witted cunt, and the more he stews in frustration and failure the more obvious it becomes.

Bob is not a midwit. Midwits have a higher than average IQ, but not enough to be more than a distinction without a difference. 105-115 or thereabout.

Bob is a functional retard. How else does one explain the Hoover-sealed chicken, or the green wall, or his trillion dollar idea being a 'Hot Wheels meets Fast and Furious' movie?
 
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Taking this one from @Rei is shit

So, what were you going to do with Seven of Nine being gay? jerk off?

Or is it just something you want to see, lesbians? can it be any lesbian? You want also Whoopi Goldberg to be gay? or Bi, since her character was several hundreds years old, she can spare some time to being gay.

I get the whole "Oh dude, I saw this two hot girls kissing, and dude it was sooo hot" joke. But you know, it's a joke, no one gives a genuine fuck either way.

And before you smugly point out porn Robert, People watch lesbian porn because watching a guy's taint is a boner killer, and still, in most of them, it's a pretty fucking boring sex, because it's either oral, dildos or watching two women rubbing at each other, badly faking being stimulated.

So, what do you get from it Robert? you just get giddy by watching two women kissing? That's it? What's the fucking win fatass?

These are, of course, rhetorical question, this whole cheerleading for somone's sexual preference is more about Robert being insecure than any sort of fetish or social concern. At this point, he would have the whole female population being gay, because then it wouldn't be the matter that he is almost 40 with no prospect of having a wife and a family of his own, the thoughts that consume his nights, but just women that realized that they dont need any man, and that's cool, because it was an entire gender that was rejected, not just him.
 
The superior future is being told that a character you liked as a teen may have had lesbian sex canonically. (and why did quarantine turn him into dobson?)
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>Back in the 90s I was asking "wishing wells" for lesbians in pop culture

Then the 2000s came along and Rule 34 was a thing. The best part about it was you didn't have to sperg all day on Twitter for DC to make Harley Quinn eating Poison Ivy's crotch canon.
 
Unions are republicans now?

I swear, I'd think Bob was a double agent sent to disrupt the democrats except I don't think he would be this bad if it was a deliberate effort.
A stopped clock is right twice a day. While it is true that public sector unions lean massively Democratic, there has been some controversy recently about things like the Minneapolis police union selling "Cops for Trump" t-shirts. Whether or not Bob actually knew this, of course, is very much open to question; it's possible that some other lefties in his feed happened to mention it. Or he could have googled it like I just did, but I don't really think that he'd put in that much effort.
 
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Did Bob not watch the speech? (Rhetorical question I know). Trump offered his support for George Floyd and condemned the rioters burning Minneapolis down while offering his administrations support to investigate and prosecute the cops who killed him. He made a milquetoast speech for peace and understanding before transitioning into praising the astronauts and scientists for the rocket launch and championing science and Space Exploration. His quote "Next year may be the most exciting of all. You just watch" was about the U.S. returning to space and how we're going to advance mankind's knowledge of the stars and strengthen our space program. Bob is the guy who forms his opinions from a quote of another newspapers headline.
 
Bob is the perfect example of an incel, in its original meaning from long before the term got tainted. An ugly fatass that can't get the supermodels he feels entitled to, so he lashes out at women, besmirching them at any opportunity. Just because he veils it in partisan politics and reserves his bile for any woman right-of-center doesn't mean he's not filled with rage that he's pushing 40 and likely still a virgin, despite his full-throated claims to the contrary. I shudder to think what he might do to a reasonably-attractive conservative woman if given the opportunity. Luckily for him and women everywhere, the only reason he hasn't been outed as a sex pervert himself is that he's too busy holing up in his basement all the time.

Hell, with the obesity and the 'betus, I think it's safe to say that even if he somehow got a woman in bed with him consensually, the encounter would not be fun for either of them. And now that that thought's entered my head, I'm going to drink until I forget.
 
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This dumbass is going full tard on us lately, aren't you Robert?

First, you idiot, it's mandatory to evacuate the premises when in sign of a violent break, it isn't up to the manager to keep people in a situation of risk. I know this because I've worked on retail, and it was part of the training. It may differ from company to company, but regardless I doubt anyone sane would keep open during a fucking riot.

Second, killing the tapes can be considered a accessory to crime, you are helping criminals conceal a fucking crime, you can go to jail for that. Not to mention that if Target's main branch gets a hold that you are helping criminals, good luck holding any job in retail ever again. Not everybody wants to lick the ground for Yahtzee residual viewers.

Third, Insurance isn't magical money that falls from the heaven like mana. Insurances companies have very strict policies to make sure that the system can't be abused. If you are to just put away the "TVs and Shit" on the front door, the insurance can simply point out that was no break in, you just gave away product. And that can be even more exacerbated if you are the galaxy brain here and kill the tapes.

Argue all you want that the intention was to avoid violence and break in damages, but if there is no physical looting, then there nothing to compensate for, you fucking idiot.

Being moral and taking the high ground has nothing to do with being this idiotic childish.
 
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This dumbass is going full tard on us lately, aren't you Robert?

First, you idiot, it's mandatory to evacuate the premisses when in sign of a violent break, it isn't up to the manager to keep people in a situation of risk. I know this because I've worked on retail, and it was part of the training. It may differ from company to company, but regardless I doubt anyone sane would keep open during a fucking riot.

Second, killing the tapes can be considered a accessory to crime, you are helping criminals conceal a fucking crime, you can go to jail for that. Not to mention that if Target's main branch gets a hold that you are helping criminals, good luck holding any job in retail ever again. Not everybody wants to lick the ground for Yahtzee residual viewers.

Third, Insurance isn't magical money that falls from the heaven like mana. Insurances companies have very strict policies to make sure that the system can't be abused. If you are to just put away the "TVs and Shit" on the front door, the insurance can simply point out that was no break in, you just gave away product. And that can be even more exacerbated if you are the galaxy brain here and kill the tapes.

Argue all you want that the intention was to avoid violence and break in damages, but if there is no fisical looting, then there nothing to compensate for, you fucking idiot.

Being moral and taking the high ground has nothing to do with being this idiotic childish.
I could be mistaken since I haven't worked retail, so maybe you could enlighten me, but I'm under the impression that insurance wouldn't cover lost retail stock. Damages to the building are one thing, but isn't the store on the hook for things that get stolen? Shoplifters love to justify stealing from chain stores because "lol megacorps won't feel this," but I thought I'd heard that losses are generally contained to the store in question and they don't go all the way up the chain to corporate. And even if losses are covered, the manager still has to answer to corporate about them. If you're willingly letting rioters walk up and take whatever they want, heads are gonna roll when all is said and done.

Anytime shoplifting to stick it to the man comes up, I immediately think of that troon's poorly-received comic on the subject, the one where he implied that he deserved free art supplies because reasons (and even admitted to shoplifting constantly in his teens). Got some well-deserved blowback for that one. Not his first shitty take since he also did the New Guy comic that got memed to hell and back.
 
Third, Insurance isn't magical money that falls from the heaven like mana. Insurances companies have very strict policies to make sure that the system can't be abused.
Well that's what I've noticed with a lot of the left - they seem to believe that the system is never abused. Ask them what's the plan to keep perverts from abusing the trans bathroom deal. Or bring up voter fraud and watch them defend for hours that it just doesn't happen. It is a remarkably hilarious sense of naivete.
 
I saw this and someone should tell Bob about this.
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The Rebellion led by Leia failed so hard that the "victory" they got was undone in a matter of years when the First Order formed and the Republic created by her collapsed. The three old heroes died disgraced, literally Hitler survived and continued to get stronger and rule from the shadows for another 30 years. Palpatine was only defeated through the Force of bad writing, because the good guys girl didn't do anything to deserve the victory.

READ ANOTHER BOOK and I thought Just Kidding Rowling was absolutely haram now? In any case, the Harry Potter books also say the media lies and sensationalizes things to suit their agenda. Like, they do that a fucking lot and there's not only an entire character that's a personification of tabloids (Rita Skeeter) but the media lying is a plot point in the last book. Funny how that part never gets brought up whenever they talk about it.

In Hunger Games the "resistance" was one of the Districts plotting to overthrow the Capitol so they could be the powerful untouchable assholes in charge. Probably not the best comparison for fighting against oppression.

And the list goes on and on...
 
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