Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Holy shit.

Bob, you fat idiot, if people telling you to stfu on twitter causes you to drink maybe you should quit fucking twitter dude. Literally what? You do it yourself 🤣

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I remember LordKat/Jason Pullara on one of his podcast episodes suggesting that part of the reason for Bob’s crazy Twitter rants is that he’s an alcoholic. Now, I think that he wasn’t far off, because when you look at a lot of his tweets, they seem like the ramblings of a drunk whose inhibition is completely gone.
 
I cant keep up with his tweets. Every time he does one, it's a gold mine. Blob stop tweeting, you're drunk.
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I cant keep up with his tweets. Every time he does one, it's a gold mine. Blob stop tweeting, you're drunk.
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There absolfuckinglutely was military and heavily armed police forces out on 9/11. Nobody knew what was going to happen next, all planes were grounded and only military and rescue aircraft could be in the air. Cops stood by guarding any possible high value targets with visible rifles or other firearms.
 
There absolfuckinglutely was military and heavily armed police forces out on 9/11. Nobody knew what was going to happen next, all planes were grounded and only military and rescue aircraft could be in the air. Cops stood by guarding any possible high value targets with visible rifles or other firearms.

Perhaps he's an incipient wet-brain alcoholic and simply doesn't remember.

EDIT: Ha-ha, I can't believe I was fucking ninja'd on this by @Lensherr.
 
I legitimately believe he cried, or came close to it, over this.

I don't see how much more of a reality shattering moment Bob could have then with what just occurred. He had a black activist directly tell him that he isn't the ally that he thinks he is, and that he's actually a moron whose ideas are bad and make no sense.

With all his conflicts with the Chapo universe or Shaun telling him to shut up, he could always brush it off for a variety of reasons. Now he was outright rejected and called out when he tried to stand in solidarity with somebody.
 
Every time I see these smoothbrained takes claiming that "hey, if they call themselves 'antifa' they must be against fascism, right?", all I can think of is that they fed Winston Smith's face to the rats in a building called the Ministry of Love.
Bob's Room 101 contains only a treadmill and a garden salad.
 
I cant keep up with his tweets. Every time he does one, it's a gold mine. Blob stop tweeting, you're drunk.
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Just because they don't talk about Antifa in the MCU doesn't mean they don't exist. Even if they didn't exist and were just some elaborate long game trolling plan the truth is cities are on fire across America not just Minneapolis. DC could explode into flames any minute now by people who regurally tweet how we live under a fascist President. It makes logical sense to put up blockades to protect the White House in uncertain times.
Drunk Posting 24/7 on shitty dollar store beer when you're 40 years old.

Weebs have more self respect than bob. At least they bathe because they know their imaginary waifus would want them to be clean!
You're getting me thinking about Bobs likely alcoholism and when he starts drinking. Since anything he tweets at any time of the day has a chance of being unhinged incoherent nonsense, is it possible hes drunk all day? Like get out of bed and wash your mouth out with gin in the morning? I know alcohol sales are up across the board because people are bored and depressed stuck in their homes which could explain why Bobs been sounding crazier ever since the Pandemic, its not a midlife crisis or isolation, its because he's drinking more than ever.
 
You're getting me thinking about Bobs likely alcoholism and when he starts drinking. Since anything he tweets at any time of the day has a chance of being unhinged incoherent nonsense, is it possible hes drunk all day? Like get out of bed and wash your mouth out with gin in the morning? I know alcohol sales are up across the board because people are bored and depressed stuck in their homes which could explain why Bobs been sounding crazier ever since the Pandemic, its not a midlife crisis or isolation, its because he's drinking more than ever.

Bob's weird sleeping habits and their effect on his health and mental state have been a topic of conversation around here before. It'd explain a lot if he's not "sleeping" so much as "passing out."
 
There absolfuckinglutely was military and heavily armed police forces out on 9/11. Nobody knew what was going to happen next, all planes were grounded and only military and rescue aircraft could be in the air. Cops stood by guarding any possible high value targets with visible rifles or other firearms.

When 9/11 happened Bob was still living at home with his parents and, shockingly, was even more sheltered from reality than he is now.
 
Perhaps he's an incipient wet-brain alcoholic and simply doesn't remember.

EDIT: Ha-ha, I can't believe I was fucking ninja'd on this by @Lensherr.
People's attention was on other things (like rescue efforts for those trapped in the rubble) so Robert and Keith who he's replying to didn't notice the upped security at the White House, and if they didn't notice that means it didn't happen.
 
Why the fuck would he be talking about MCU instead of the country wide riots/possible martial law? You'd think he would be cheering on Antifa or something. Nope, lemme talk about Marvel 🤣
Well he does make videos for something called "The Escapist".

I have no complain about escapism per se; indeed I think it is probably essential for life. Being able to escape from the chaos of the world, especially the political world, is a blessing, and when respite is on offer, you should take it. As Chris Chipman observes, there had been protests where they live (North of Boston), but the protesters have been extremely well-behaved. What Chris does not observe -- surprising as he is very attuned to "privilege" -- is that the protests were peaceful because the town they live is so white that it gives you snowblind! Is it a bad thing, that Chris and Bob don't experience the burning and sacking at their doorsteps? Of course not! It is their blessing, and the Chipmans should enjoy it rather than getting concerned about the supposed welfare of niggers behaving worse than animals elsewhere.

(Still, your blessing, your privilege, doesn't give you licence to act dumb and superior.)
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Among the many great sins of SJWism is that it makes you feel guilty about escapism, because, SJWs claim, the opportunity to escape is a privilege, and privilege is a sin. But can you really bear the suffering of the world on your shoulder? No one can bear the cross for another person; the best you can do is to take care of yourself so the world as a whole is a tiny little bit less upset. But -- and this is something important to point out to SJWs, especially to Bobby -- you must recognize escapism for what it is. Escapism is not political activism or "praxis". Your idolatory of Black Panther is not "political"; your salivating over She-Ra will not improve the standing of sexual minorites.



OK back to our regular scheduled program. Bobby has totally forgotten about school bullies:
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Of course it is less cruel for innocent blood recipients to contract HIV, Hepatits B and C, or other incurable diseases.
 
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Among the many great sins of SJWism is that it makes you feel guilty about escapism, because, SJWs claim, the ability to escape is a privilege, and privilege is a sin. But can you really bear the suffering of the world on your shoulder? No one can bear the cross for another person; the best you can do is to take care of yourself so the world as a whole is a tiny little bit less upset. But -- and this is something important to point out to SJWs, especially to Bobby -- you must recognize escapism for what it is. Escapism is not political activism or "praxis". Your idolatory of Black Panther is not "political"; your salivating over She-Ra will not improve the standing of sexual minorites.
Except nobody wants to watch their favorite franchises into miserable lectures from SJWs who talk down to them like Fembusters, Dark Fate, or even the What If Trilogy.
 
And for some reason Kacey Musgraves.
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>White guilt bullshit

It's hardly a mystery why he RT'd it. Good old fashioned virtue signalling. There's also the possibility that the Tweet about him wanting black people in the South dead got under his skin enough that he felt the need to signal loudly about how much he loves the non-whites (unless they vote wrong of course).

Well he does make videos for something called "The Escapist".

I have no complain about escapism per se; indeed I think it is probably essential for life. Being able to escape from the chaos of the world, especially the political world, is a blessing, and when respite is on offer, you should take it. As Chris Chipman observes, there had been protests where they live (North of Boston), but the protesters have been extremely well-behaved. What Chris does not observe -- surprising as he is very attuned to "privilege" -- is that the protests were peaceful because the town they live is so white that it gives you snowblind! Is it a bad thing, that Chris and Bob doesn't experience the burning and sacking at their doorsteps? Of course not! It is their blessing, and the Chipmans should enjoy it rather than getting concerned about the supposed welfare of niggers behaving worse than animals elsewhere.
While trying not to power level too much, I'll say that where I live protests have consisted of a few people standing on a street corner holding "Black Lives Matter" signs and not so much as a single broken window. Of course we also haven't had any instances of a cop killing a black person under extremely questionable circumstances. I can't remember a single time that's happened here, nor do I think there's a single time in our history we've had riots. It's not that we have no black people or other groups of non-white people either. It's just that when they come here there's the expectation that they're going to assimilate into the community and not form some kind of permanent separate disgruntled underclass.

That's the reality of wasteland ghoul land Robert hates so much. Compare that to "brainland" right now. Clearly the superior way of living.

And the way so many people on this forum are getting pissed about what's happening in these overwhelmingly blue, overwhelmingly urban areas shows we care a whole hell of a lot more about them than Robert cares about everywhere else.
 
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