Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Movie Bob should not be insulted by being called autistic. He likes to think that he is autistic from what I can tell and considers autistic people to be one of those superior beings.
If I recall Brick by Brick correctly he is grateful his mother never put him on Ritalin due to her catholic beliefs even though he was diagnosed to need it when he was a kid.
Furthermore but more flimsy, I think he said that was THE ONLY thing he was grateful for, but it's been years since I've read it.
 
*sniff* Gaa...mer...gate!!!
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You can see Peter Coffin is the master of saying nothing with words. By comparison, Bobby's raving sociopathic takes are very refreshing.

The Consoomers' interpretation of current affair is endearing too.
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But gender = whatever-the-big-blue-rot-says-it-is.
 
Every time I see that tweet I am reminded of Bob's subpar English writing skills. It includes a word in quotes for no discernable reason and a word in parentheses, again for no real reason. Not to mention the all caps for EMPHASIS. Bob loves the all caps for emphasis because Bob is so inept, he's incapable of constructing a sentence where the emphasis points are natural and obvious. These are hallmarks of Bob's writing efforts, and he uses them so profusely that any of his writing much longer than a tweet is almost unreadable. His writing is as unclear and poorly organized as his thinking. And he thinks he's a serious man! Bob actually thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but he is incapable of writing a clear, direct argument or informative article on a subject, any subject. He's written out a novel's worth of words on twitter, as well as one actual book and god knows how many blog posts, and he never gets any better, his writing never improves or gets any smoother. How is this possible? His English teachers must have hated Bob for his essays.
 
In what way did he, Robert Chipman, allow Dilbert to happen?
In a perfect and just world, all white men would be under strict observation from agents of His Bobbesty's Secret Service. They would have picked up on Scott Adams' tendency towards subversive thought and non-bootlickery. The agents would then forward Scott's creations to the Bobperial Inquisition, probably the Ordo Sarkeesian. The inquisitors would put together a case and deliver it (humbly, and with apology for wasting his Bobbesty's precious time that could be spent eating) to his Bobbesty.

With a wave of his hand, God-Emperor Bob "MovieBob" Chipman III would say "eh... give him a choice: work to death in the camps or eat a bullet on the spot."

Thus, justice is served.
 
Every time I see that tweet I am reminded of Bob's subpar English writing skills. It includes a word in quotes for no discernable reason and a word in parentheses, again for no real reason. Not to mention the all caps for EMPHASIS. Bob loves the all caps for emphasis because Bob is so inept, he's incapable of constructing a sentence where the emphasis points are natural and obvious. These are hallmarks of Bob's writing efforts, and he uses them so profusely that any of his writing much longer than a tweet is almost unreadable. His writing is as unclear and poorly organized as his thinking. And he thinks he's a serious man! Bob actually thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but he is incapable of writing a clear, direct argument or informative article on a subject, any subject. He's written out a novel's worth of words on twitter, as well as one actual book and god knows how many blog posts, and he never gets any better, his writing never improves or gets any smoother. How is this possible? His English teachers must have hated Bob for his essays.
And I've thought something is wrong with me because I couldn't understand any of his tweets. But looks like Blob just speaks gibberish.
 
...All you obsolete faggots had to do was to commit to the superior way of Chinese living, stay home and watch Disney approved Netflix all day!
Chinese-style "all for one/one for all"
~Robert Chipman
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Just stay home and eat the slop that Daddy Government and Mama Corporations feed you. It's not like your manual labor job requires you to be at the job site. It's not like you need to keep working so you can pay bills or bill collectors will be knocking at your door. Just eat it. Eat it and be happy like the bugmen, you ungrateful little shits.
 
...All you obsolete faggots had to do was to commit to the superior way of Chinese living, stay home and watch Disney approved Netflix all day!
Just stay home and eat the slop that Daddy Government and Mama Corporations feed you. It's not like your manual labor job requires you to be at the job site. It's not like you need to keep working so you can pay bills or bill collectors will be knocking at your door. Just eat it. Eat it and be happy like the bugmen, you ungrateful little shits.
Some guy: The protests are actually setting the stage for a potential shift toward a totalitarian surveillance state.
Blob: I wish! That’d be AWESOME, just like Skynet! Unfortunately, those damn GHOULS would only ruin it. It’s like they don’t even WANT Big Brother to watch them!
 
Every time I see that tweet I am reminded of Bob's subpar English writing skills. It includes a word in quotes for no discernable reason and a word in parentheses, again for no real reason. Not to mention the all caps for EMPHASIS. Bob loves the all caps for emphasis because Bob is so inept, he's incapable of constructing a sentence where the emphasis points are natural and obvious. These are hallmarks of Bob's writing efforts, and he uses them so profusely that any of his writing much longer than a tweet is almost unreadable. His writing is as unclear and poorly organized as his thinking. And he thinks he's a serious man! Bob actually thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but he is incapable of writing a clear, direct argument or informative article on a subject, any subject. He's written out a novel's worth of words on twitter, as well as one actual book and god knows how many blog posts, and he never gets any better, his writing never improves or gets any smoother. How is this possible? His English teachers must have hated Bob for his essays.

It's also needlessly verbose in its prose. It's all of the signs of a faux-intellectual trying his damndest to appear learned and culturally superior. Others have said before, but Moving Pictures Bobert is one of those nerds who thought he would be the one to boss the jocks around after high school ended. He can't handle the truth that you have to be personable, intensely goal oriented, and not a massive sperg who wishes genocide unto others. Bob's the epitome of dorky pretentiousness.
 
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Every time I see that tweet I am reminded of Bob's subpar English writing skills. It includes a word in quotes for no discernable reason and a word in parentheses, again for no real reason. Not to mention the all caps for EMPHASIS. Bob loves the all caps for emphasis because Bob is so inept, he's incapable of constructing a sentence where the emphasis points are natural and obvious. These are hallmarks of Bob's writing efforts, and he uses them so profusely that any of his writing much longer than a tweet is almost unreadable. His writing is as unclear and poorly organized as his thinking. And he thinks he's a serious man! Bob actually thinks he's smarter than everyone else, but he is incapable of writing a clear, direct argument or informative article on a subject, any subject. He's written out a novel's worth of words on twitter, as well as one actual book and god knows how many blog posts, and he never gets any better, his writing never improves or gets any smoother. How is this possible? His English teachers must have hated Bob for his essays.
Oh he's "written" more than one book.
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I have a recommended three step plan to better mental wellness for Bob.
  1. Step away from politics. Don't read about it and definitely shut the fuck up about it.
  2. Unplug from Twitter for a month.
  3. Go for a 15 minute walk outside every day. Take breaks if you're legs can't support your fat ass that long, but get some fresh air and sun.
You might be amazed at how quickly you start to revert to something resembling a normal, functional human being. But that would require a tiny iota of self discipline along with giving up your delusions of being a brilliant outcast who's just too smert for everyone else. Not gonna happen.

Oh he's "written" more than one book.
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Aren't most of those "books" just collections of his blog posts?
 
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