Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Oh he's "written" more than one book.
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I kind of want to read these so I can mock them mercilessly.
 
Quick question. Bob always refers to himself as a “filmmaker.” He also draws a distinction between this and his web video creation. What films has Bob ever made?


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I recall he showed up in some Zombie shorts some local friends of his made. But it was just amateur shorts, doubt anyone would call themselves filmmakers of such poor production.

Other than that, his overthinker videos, the ones he can't even frame a shot of him sitting in a couch properly.

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So yeah, he is a filmmaker alright.
 
Bob plausably may have depression, it is however a given his lifestyle choices do nothing to alleviate his issue. For example constantly consoooming twitter posts.
Depression is the one condition that I'd believe any lolcow has without questioning the claim. Let's face it, their lives suck. And yes, it's their own fault, but a bullet to the foot still hurts even if you were the one who fired it.
 
Depression is the one condition that I'd believe any lolcow has without questioning the claim. Let's face it, their lives suck. And yes, it's their own fault, but a bullet to the foot still hurts even if you were the one who fired it.

The very thing that makes them lolcows -- obsessing with their online lives, staying sheltered, oversharing everything -- is some of the worst shit you can do if you have depression. Comparing yourself to others' curated online lives, holding back nothing for your own sense of preservation, not interacting with the real world and stewing in your own resentment. Get offline, fa'chrissake.
 
Bob plausably may have depression, it is however a given his lifestyle choices do nothing to alleviate his issue. For example constantly consoooming twitter posts.
Bob, like most cows, doesn't have depression, but depressive symptoms. This is essentially depression caused by many other mental illnesses (such as autism, bipolar disorder, mental retardation etc.). A clearer example is that alcoholism is known as alcohol dependency in its symptomatic form (when there is a "higher" mental disorder causing alcoholism) and alcoholism when it is the disorder on its own.

Regardless, its hard to feel bad for any of these cows because their mental illnesses are mostly self-caused due to their conscious poor lifestyle choices. Even those born with autism often make things worse by not bothering to seek help or try to be better when they know something is wrong or are simply so ignorant/deluded they believe there is nothing wrong a la chris chan and Bob.
 
You know, being on the Farms for over 3 years and this man being the cow to bring me to the site, I just start to wonder if Bob is truly an artist? I mean this is a man who has amazed me with being able to say so much but mean so little that few men can dare to compare. I mean we have a man who gives great meaning to the meaningless, makes the meaningful meaningless, and only rarely has truly been on the cusp of something thoughtful. Something about the routine makes one think at times that Bob could be perhaps the greatest anti-thinker of all time.
 
Perhaps *most* angry young white men with guns do indeed imagine they are movie heros, but it is hypocritical for Bobby to level the charge:
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One thing that Bobby loves more than to sleep is to drool over women on Twitter:
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Bob smart. Bob know funny words.
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Does Bob ever read what he writes? Its like if you took the biggest snob of all time, gave him a poorly written thesaurus and said "Ok, try to sound like biggest asswipe of all time."

[Swoon] My pelucidaran heart - A gigantic fag.
No. Bob wouldn't be able to read the stuff he puts out because he always has a thesaurus on the side and it fails to make himself look more erudite than he actually is.
 
Self made YouTube videos listed as TV Series Holy Shit his self delusion is only surpassed by his girth.
Yep. And still no “films” to show for his claim on the title “filmmaker.” This goes way beyond padding a résumé. It’s shameless dishonesty and trying to make himself look accomplished. Not shocking, but still
so cringe.
 
No. Bob wouldn't be able to read the stuff he puts out because he always has a thesaurus on the side and it fails to make himself look more erudite than he actually is.
I suspect he came across some of these obscure phrases in school and whatnot, and thought, "Ooh, that's good. I'm gonna use that to prove my intelligencyness!" But because he works them into his writing in a way that sounds really unnatural, he just comes across as an insufferable tryhard. Even after his explanation, "Pelucadaran heart" still doesn't really mean anything. Your heart has the characteristics of a civilization buried inside the Earth? Actually that might be a good metaphor, considering all the fat it's buried under.

He must have been ecstatic when that other person asked him about it, since every time he puts this stuff in his Tweets you can practically hear him begging, "C'mon, c'mon, ask me what it means!"
 
Tolkien X has mocked Bob’s precious brain land cities.
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Wow. Talcum X actually made a good point. The same point we've been making for decades.

I kind of want Robert to respond, just to see him pull some mental gymnastics about how it's ackchyually the Republicans' and wasteland ghouls' fault. You know that'll be his take.
 
But his girlfriend is a fox.
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The amazing thing, is it is a take blob should be agreeing with. Movies are so good they change peoples minds. That sounds like something he would say about his marvel movies. Should co-sign the statement in a heartbeat.
He literally does believe it, or something very close to it, when it comes to first person shooters and action movies.

Gun movies and shows cause mass shootings, but don't you dare suggest this recent wave riots was caused by Joker! Because gun movies are bad and mass shootings are bad. Joker is bad too, but left wing riots are good.

LOL at Scott Adams' GF being a total babe. Robert's enemies always getting what he wants. It has to sting.
 
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