Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Their sister seems to be pretty normal. Maybe she was adopted.

Way back in December, or whenever it was, when Bob had his kerfuffle with the guy who made fun of his book, there was an unnamed female family member that first contacted the guy's fake employer. When she failed to get anything to happen THEN Bob and Chris jumped in. At least that's the story according to the guy.

I'm not saying it was his sister but I am saying he has no other close female family members besides his sister in law, whom I've never seen get in the middle of any of this and I'm not even sure if she has a Twitter account, so it's most likely his sister.

EDIT:
I found the tweet. Bob claims that it wasn't his sister and that he knew nothing of it till after the fact. Bob also claims he owns a non tacticool gun, can bench 310 pounds, and when he contacted who he thought was Jack's employer that he didn't want him to get punished only that he wanted to make them "aware" that he was a garbage person that they shouldn't deal with.

tl;dr Bob says it wasn't his sister and Bob is a liar.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1202644057769598977

https://archive.vn/Y4n2a

Ah shit Robert... you had to whine about some rinky dinky podcast to your family, or make it public instead of just ignoring it and let it slide. Now look at this shit.

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And then comes his brother to embarrass the whole family:

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Oh no Chris, you just used the "don't like it, don't watch" defense, that's the no-no cowards way of the internet. Also, no one gives two fucks about the Chipman family, they just find it funny that Robert skiped a funeral to buy a air conditioner, that is like a sad/funny/pathetic scene that the Coen brothers would use in one of their dark comedies.

Jesus man, don't bring your grandmother into this shit, it wasn't about her, it was never about her and you know it.

Also, "ha-ha I have a bigger internet penis than you" is also a no-no cowards way of the internet. Why don't you go ahead and also brag Robert has more twitter followers than this guy?

On a second thought, you know what Chipman Bros, don't mind me, carry on, this is getting fun.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm not saying it was his sister but I am saying he has no other close female family members besides his sister in law, whom I've never seen get in the middle of any of this and I'm not even sure if she has a Twitter account, so it's most likely his sister

Now I'm just throwin' this out there ...

But what if it was his mom?

That would be pathetic beyond my meagre ability to describe.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

It's kind of depressing that this is the khantent that blob COULD have made as a mario sperg if he was funny, competent, and thus not blob:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not saying it was his sister but I am saying he has no other close female family members besides his sister in law, whom I've never seen get in the middle of any of this and I'm not even sure if she has a Twitter account, so it's most likely his sister.

The person said they were a female family member but didn’t give a name? I’d bet it was Bob himself. Their sister (who’s definitely not adopted, she’s very pretty but does resemble Mama Chipman) seems like a normie. The sister-in-law is a movie sperg too and she married Chris fucking Chipman, so she’s more likely to threaten someone’s livelihood over online insults. But unless the “female relative” gave a name, I’m guessing it was Bob. What kind of non-troon randomly states their sex/gender in every email?

 

[cypocryphy]

I’m just gonna leave this here. (archive)

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Two of me wouldn't be you, Bob.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Lol he mad. Does Bob actually think of himself as an “established writer”? (archive)


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"And never let Robert Chipman pay you less than $1/word to publish his drivel."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Now I'm just throwin' this out there ...

But what if it was his mom?

That would be pathetic beyond my meagre ability to describe.

It wouldn't shock me given what we already know about Bob's upbringing. She fought his battles when he was an ill-behaved child, she would likely still be doing it when he's a manchild.

 

[Clark Kent]

So I was only passingly familiar with Naomi Wu, saw her pic and did some research. I'm... not sure she's real. I'm not saying she's definitely a psyop, but she's so ridiculous she's like a parody of a person. Possible psy-op. Only half-joking.

Spoiler: Bob Has No Idea What 'Magneto Was Right' Means

Yeah, Bob probably knows nothing about Edgar Rice Burroughs' pulp hero stories, save wikipedia and youtube reviews/video essays; Can confirm Bob knows nothing about superhero comics as well. For example, during one of Mauler's streams where he rips on Bob, in the video they watched the phrase "Magneto Was Right" was used by as an attention-grabbing title. He goes on to explain how people like him are better than normal people, and that he would probably be on Magneto's side in the evolutionary war scenario. Bob likely saw this phrase somewhere, maybe a t-shirt at a con. The phrase as originally intended doesn't actually refer to Magneto's mutant superiority to humans.

Approximately 20 years ago talented writer Grant Morrison came on board X-Men with a fantastic run where the phrase was coined. Sentinels were unleashed on the mutant island nation Genosha by a genocidal villain, killing millions of innocent people including Magneto. Mutants were a hip minority, so the atrocity made Magneto a martyr, his sins glossed over and erased, becoming a Che-like figure on edgy teen fashion:

That's Kid Omega. He tried to start a riot at the school.

Anyways, "Magneto Was Right" was a reaction to millions being wiped out and the governments of the world turning a blind eye; not bullying those who are inferior.

Later, Magneto is revealed to have been alive, infiltrating the school and faking his death; he is delighted to be a revolutionary. He's a full-on addict for a super-drug that's enhanced his already insane power level, got a teenage girlfriend, and is rampaging through Manhattan, preparing to herd humans into concentration camps. He is a raving lunatic at this point.

He is confronted by his girl, who is finally turned off by how far off the mark the real Magneto is from the legend, and what a crock of shit "Magneto Was Right" turned out to be.

Obviously, the phrase does turn up once in a while referring to the movie character's philosophy, much more known than the storyline above (for the sake of brevity I left out a lot of details so it probably looks like shit, it's quite the opposite). But look at all that autism above LOOK AT IT. Wouldn't Bob delve into this and "educate us" by dazzling us with his breathless rapid fire words? He loves explaining where things "actually" come from, or tossing out little Hot Takes ("Jean Grey was never interesting unless men were fighting over her") to prove geek credentials. These asides straight-up come from wikipedia or large youtube channels. Knowledge one would get from actually reading and thinking about the material (i.e. Starlin's original Warlock/Thanos stories were heavily influenced by LSD culture/hippie psuedo-philosophies and visual aesthetic, which among other titles helped push the space/sci-fi superheroes past rocketships and ray guns just a few years before Close Encounters/Star Wars brought sci-fi cinema there as well).

Here is the Magneto video, watch or listen if you can stand it, he explains without self-awareness or irony he wishes he could oppress and terrorize those beneath him.

Someone please archive it, I am unable to because neither of my Youtube downloaders seem to work with Youtube anymore.

Back to Bob, no joke, I can't watch his videos because every single time I find something where he's clearly faking knowledge, straight up doesn't have the knowledge, or he's deliberately misrepresenting a fact or half-truth to fit a narrative. Watching him be bullied for being an ugly person inside and out, inviting scorn upon himself with his personality defects forever keeping him from understanding why, it just makes me happy.

Bob gives geeks and eugenicists a bad name.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob Chipman rages against Tucker Carlson, calls him a loser.



Also he wants a government bailout for Blockbuster or some shit, IDEFK.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob Chipman rages against Tucker Carlson, calls him a loser.

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Also he wants a government bailout for Blockbuster or some shit, IDEFK.

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With the rise of streaming and downloads, physical video stores are, oh what's the word? Ah yes, obsolete. The brouhaha about Gone with the Wind have nothing to do with wide availability- they have everything to do with the modern book-burning and mass censorship the Left is engaging in. I guarantee that, even is physical stores weren't obsolete, they'd be bowing to Leftist pressure and removing the movie from their shelves (and if they didn't, Leftist "activists" would certainly steal the video and destroy it)- and Bob and his fellow sycophants would be supporting it.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want them to come after Pulp Fiction.

 

[King Dead]

Bob Chipman rages against Tucker Carlson, calls him a loser.

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Also he wants a government bailout for Blockbuster or some shit, IDEFK.

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Pretty much everyone who's been railing against Tucker Carlson as being a loser are complete washouts themselves, Bob being a stellar example of this. Here's some reality for you, Bobbo: Jon Stewart is basically a nobody at this point. I can't remember if it was in this thread or another, but someone pointed out a timeline of how Stewart fucked his career up by thinking he had more clout than he did (something to do with that cunt John Oliver), only to be shown the door when it turned out he could be replaced. Meanwhile, Carlson is riding high on a career renaissance, and Fox News remains the most-watched cable news network by a long shot.

Also, there's definitely a difference between supporting physical media and supporting video rental stores. I'm fully behind physical media to avoid having your entertainment held hostage by the whims of whoever's in charge of your streaming service of choice, but Blockbuster and its ilk went out of business because they failed to adapt to the changing circumstances around home entertainment. Netflix swept in with a new business model that proved way more consumer-friendly, and despite making attempts to catch up, Blockbuster simply couldn't get out of their death spiral. The dawn of streaming services was the final nail in the coffin.

It's almost like they were...obsolete. Damn you for stealing my pun, @Sexy Senior Citizen.

On a side note, even if I find Bob wrong on basically everything, I do find myself missing my local Blockbuster on occasion. Expensive? Sure. Exorbitant late fees? Of course. But there's something about the ability to actually browse shelves of videos in person that can't be replicated by scrolling through a menu on Netflix or Amazon Prime or Hulu or whatever. It's hard to explain, something to do with the tactility of it, I guess. Even so, I don't miss it enough to want that to be my only option to watch a movie, and I really don't see video stores ever making a comeback in this day and age, barring every streaming platform going down permanently simultaneously.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob Chipman rages against Tucker Carlson, calls him a loser.

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Also he wants a government bailout for Blockbuster or some shit, IDEFK.

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For a "film buff", Moviebob doesn't seem to care about preserving the history of cinema.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

On a side note, even if I find Bob wrong on basically everything, I do find myself missing my local Blockbuster on occasion. Expensive? Sure. Exorbitant late fees? Of course. But there's something about the ability to actually browse shelves of videos in person that can't be replicated by scrolling through a menu on Netflix or Amazon Prime or Hulu or whatever. It's hard to explain, something to do with the tactility of it, I guess. Even so, I don't miss it enough to want that to be my only option to watch a movie, and I really don't see video stores ever making a comeback in this day and age, barring every streaming platform going down permanently simultaneously.

I feel the same about those streaming channel services like Sling, Fubo, and YouTube TV. I strongly believe channels won’t die out completely except cable and satellite television will be extinct.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Late as usual, but I can confirm that Bob knows as much about the Barsoom series as he does about wilderness survival or eating healthy. There's often a romance as a secondary plot, but by modern standards the content is astonishingly chaste. Maybe Bob is just scandalized by the thought of a semi-nude woman?

Also, LOL at him citing Tarzan as part of this You know, Tarzan--the honorable and noble wild man who fell in love with one woman, married her, remained faithful to her despite various attractive women throwing themselves at him throughout his adventures, and moved heaven and earth for the sake of his family.

So Bob sees a) characters going semi-nude in a desert environment and b) a loyal monogamous man, and immediately decides the content is obsessed with sex. Bruh.



... Bruh.

Well, when compared to Bob's sex life, a scantily clad monogamous couple might as well be a Roman Orgy.

 

[Positron]

I won't apologize even if we had this one already. Bobby's so smart he makes me squirm.


Chistopher Columbus is a dick!!!!

A reminder that Bobby's idea of famous Italian-Americans is the guy who played the Incredible Hulk on TV.

Shoo Christopher Columbus! Make way for Godzilla!


Dumb, unfunny attempt at a joke at the expense of toppled statues:


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More gamergate bullshit:




Consoom vidya!!


Consoom hunky wigger beefcake!!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shoo Christopher Columbus! Make way for Godzilla!

Robert doesn’t seem to realize that there already is a Godzilla statue, just in Tokyo.

 

[Adamska]

Bob Chipman rages against Tucker Carlson, calls him a loser.

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Also he wants a government bailout for Blockbuster or some shit, IDEFK.

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Reminder that Billy-Bob Chimpman struggles to get 10,000 people to watch his videos; four times more people watched Fusion TV (considered a massive flop) than watch him. This fact alone pisses him off, because he at his heart believes he's entitled to make capeshit films like James Gunn, who he sees as himself.

Billy-Bob is just fuming that Carlson is actually very well watched. Just like how you know he's still fuming at RLM for calling him MovieBlob as a one off joke in a Plinkett review.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I’m just gonna leave this here. (archive)

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Oh God! Why didn't you make me a 39-year-old obese diabetic man child that never leaves his basement? You are a cruel god indeed!

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Billy-Bob is just fuming that Carlson is actually very well watched.

Time to repost this.

Bob can only fantasize about getting his ass Kurt Eichenwalded, that would be a step up from his current job as "Twitter laughingstock"

Also here's Tucker's family:

Spoiler: What winning looks like

In contrast, here's Bob's love life in a nutshell:

Spoiler