Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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As if Bob gave two raw shits about treason. He'd be perfectly fine with Treason if it were being committed against the Evil Trump Regime. And I'm willing to bet there were plenty of members of Bob's family that had less than stellar views about race and sex. Is Bob going to travel to the family cemetery and knock down the gravestones of everyone of his kinsmen who had unenlightened opinions about race? The dangerous thing about tearing down the monuments of the past is that it sets a precedent. Whatever ugly monstrosities that Bob and his ilk plan on erecting in the wake of their cultural victory, are almost certain to be torn down once people get sick of the SJWs and their incessant screeching. Just look at the former Soviet Union. The Communists erected all sorts of Brutalist buildings and statues of Lenin in the wake of their rule, but many of them got torn down once the Soviet Union fell. Just recently, the Russian Orthodox church consecrated this newly built chapel to commemorate the deaths of the Romanovs, who were supposed to be erased from history forever. Who won that battle, eh, Bob?
I question WHY they wanna commemorate the Romanovs since they were massive assholes from top to bottom, frankly I don't think they were even erased from history. Then again, last I checked Russia has been going full retarded with this shit, to the point they wanna put monuments to motherfuckers who happily joined the Nazis to fight against their own people.
 
When Robert tries to boast about something actually related to him though, people don't believe him and laugh at him.
He’s usually boasting about shit he should be ashamed of, like marinating chicken in Mountain Dew for five days, or that is just normal life stuff, like buying his niece birthday presents. Bob’s bar for “accomplishment” is pretty low.
 
Not understanding the difference between modern era and modern architecture like a true autist
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"Everything built after Shakespeare is modern, because I read on Wikipedia that the Early Modern Period started at roughly that time"-This guy, probably.
What gets me about the “MUH ANCESTORS!” shit is: Who cares? (And you don’t count.) When your ancestors came to America matters about as much as when they took their first solid shit. It’s not relevant to the conversation in any way. You’re just trying to boast about something that had jack shit to do with you. Pathetic.
His straw effigy of a right-wing mayo ghoul cares.

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I question WHY they wanna commemorate the Romanovs since they were massive assholes from top to bottom, frankly I don't think they were even erased from history. Then again, last I checked Russia has been going full retarded with this shit, to the point they wanna put monuments to motherfuckers who happily joined the Nazis to fight against their own people.
Probably because the Romanovs supported the Eastern Orthodox church instead of persecuting it horrifically like the communists did.

And a lot of those people who joined the Nazis against the Soviets simply saw it as the Russian Civil War part 2. They had fought for the white army (or even the black army or the green armies) and lost everything to the reds. For the ones who hadn't fled for their lives in exile that was followed by a horrific period of famine and brutalization. The Cossacks had an actual genocide carried out on most of them. They had every reason to see the Soviets as their enemy, not the Nazis.

A lot of the history that was written from the civil war era was heavily slanted in favor of the Soviets, since they were the ones in power for 70+ years afterwards, and of course dead men tell no tales. The defeat of the Nazis just cemented that further, since their allies were considered guilty by association by all the allied powers.

He’s usually boasting about shit he should be ashamed of, like marinating chicken in Mountain Dew for five days, or that is just normal life stuff, like buying his niece birthday presents. Bob’s bar for “accomplishment” is pretty low.
Hey now! Robert has also benched 300 pounds, lost 70 pounds in the last two weeks, lived in the wilderness with only a butterknife for six months, gotten a masters in theology from Notre Dame, had a threesome in high school, has a booming internet career, and eats only the finest Wagyu beef fresh from Japan.
 
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You’re still not good, Bob. Yes, you should definitely refrain from commenting on anyone else’s “aesthetic.” And fucking hell, could these people take their movie-related online blathering any more seriously? Y’all are not curing cancer, just creating it.
 
but I'm starting to feel like we should lump all creatives in that same boat if they're going to act like petulant children because their products can be had for nothing (sorry, @Mola Ram, I know you've said you've done some writing but surely you'll see it's for the greater good).

Peruse writer Twitter, and you'll see a nightmarish hodgepodge of hardcore commies, preening and peacocking white liberals, identity politics riddled savages, emotional basket cases, and whining cunts who aren't fit to carry Herman Melville's stained jockstrap. Go ahead and shoot 'em into the sun. I'll press the launch button for you.
 
Peruse writer Twitter, and you'll see a nightmarish hodgepodge of hardcore commies, preening and peacocking white liberals, identity politics riddled savages, emotional basket cases, and whining cunts who aren't fit to carry Herman Melville's stained jockstrap. Go ahead and shoot 'em into the sun. I'll press the launch button for you.
3/5ths of twitter are bots too, meaning that you actually can argue that the site is just completely fake and gay at this point.

Maybe that's why Billy-Bob is so addicted; it's the closest he can get to his childlike view of the future given he's surrounded by all those AI strings.
 
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You’re still not good, Bob. Yes, you should definitely refrain from commenting on anyone else’s “aesthetic.” And fucking hell, could these people take their movie-related online blathering any more seriously? Y’all are not curing cancer, just creating it.
I decided to look at the tweet he was responding to, and it was a clip from (I believe) YMS's review of Moonlight, where he was praising the film for its more classical soundtrack and saying it was a positive that the soundtrack wasn't comprised of generic R&B tracks like basically every other black-centric movie (I'm paraphrasing, but that's the gist of it). It's an honest critique and certainly not the most controversial take in the world; it wasn't like he was saying "boy howdy I sure do hate those nigger movies" or anything like that. The tweet is hilariously hyperbolic in terms of claiming that online discourse of art was destroyed by Youtube film critics. Pretty sure it wasn't a bunch of well-to-do intellectuals sitting around and smoking pipes while typing out a dissertation on the latest blockbuster of the day.

Bob, of course, keeps up the overreaction because he has to stay on that high horse somehow. Funnier still is the fact that he claims he wasn't good right away, implying that he actually is a good critic today. Hi-fucking-larious.
Peruse writer Twitter, and you'll see a nightmarish hodgepodge of hardcore commies, preening and peacocking white liberals, identity politics riddled savages, emotional basket cases, and whining cunts who aren't fit to carry Herman Melville's stained jockstrap. Go ahead and shoot 'em into the sun. I'll press the launch button for you.
Oh I'm well aware, I was just joking that you'd have to join them if you were a writer too. Maybe you can hide out in an attic while we round up the rest of them.
 
Bob is sad that it wasn't a pop culture reference.
Only thing missing from Bobos joke was a tumbleweed rolling by or a few faint coughs.
 
Political nutter thinks Bobby has made some "good takes" about the police, but is unhappy because Bobby fails to toe the SJW party line regarding Joe Biden. (Previously we saw InSomneiric Diary trying to extract an apology from Bobby).
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Bobby lashes back.
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Bobby is a master in strategic thinking (his wisdom encapsulated in six simple words: no bad tactics; only bad targets)
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You can see this InSomneiric Diary guy is more radical than Bobby. Or perhaps we should say he has at least a vague idea of what the Dems should be about, on top of Bobby's single-minded focus of "getting rid of Trump and BAM! Lunar tourism!!!!".

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So they've started calling Bernie Sanders a rapist too?
 
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It's no surprise that people who want to crash the entire American political and social systems are supporting Biden. If there's no one helming the ship of state, it's a lot easier to crash it into the rocks. Bob, dumb lemming that he is, thinks Biden will get elected and the shadowy, unaccountable figures who'll really be running things will clamp down hard with an iron fist on everyone he hates. The reality is that there will be two dozen factions in Washington constantly fighting and undermining each other. Violence is inevitable. There won't be one civil war, there will be dozens. Who wins? A strong man will arise, promising to put an end to the chaos. Bob thinks we're sliding towards fascism now? After a couple years of a Biden administration, America will be positively sprinting towards fascism. This fucking dummy thinks the DNC, bankrupt both morally and economically and already mired in intersectional infighting, is going to run America. It's just more of Bob's magical thinking. He thinks the Dems can just wave a wand and America will go along with whatever brutalist fantasy he has in mind. No one will resist, no one will fight back. I don't know if Bob actually really thinks that red states are empty or full of mouth-breathing cousin-fuckers, but he's going to be disabused of that notion pretty fucking quick when the food trucks stop showing up in Revere and CNN journos start getting sniped from a half-mile off, or when he can't get on the internet because the power won't stop browning out.
 
It's no surprise that people who want to crash the entire American political and social systems are supporting Biden. If there's no one helming the ship of state, it's a lot easier to crash it into the rocks. Bob, dumb lemming that he is, thinks Biden will get elected and the shadowy, unaccountable figures who'll really be running things will clamp down hard with an iron fist on everyone he hates. The reality is that there will be two dozen factions in Washington constantly fighting and undermining each other. Violence is inevitable. There won't be one civil war, there will be dozens. Who wins? A strong man will arise, promising to put an end to the chaos. Bob thinks we're sliding towards fascism now? After a couple years of a Biden administration, America will be positively sprinting towards fascism. This fucking dummy thinks the DNC, bankrupt both morally and economically and already mired in intersectional infighting, is going to run America. It's just more of Bob's magical thinking. He thinks the Dems can just wave a wand and America will go along with whatever brutalist fantasy he has in mind. No one will resist, no one will fight back. I don't know if Bob actually really thinks that red states are empty or full of mouth-breathing cousin-fuckers, but he's going to be disabused of that notion pretty fucking quick when the food trucks stop showing up in Revere and CNN journos start getting sniped from a half-mile off, or when he can't get on the internet because the power won't stop browning out.
The way you describe it, sounds like a plot for that DMZ comic where America had it 2nd Civil War, though that was more shitting on the Bush era again.
 
Don't forget IRL Political Activist Bob.

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Nothing says "Take me seriously you guis" like wearing your Captain America shirt to a protest. LOL, how'd that whole Stopping ICE thing work out, anyway? I' sure the detention centers are all closed, right?

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That's Bob at the Straight Pride Parade. You're a virgin, Bob. You're not gay or straight or anything. You might as well have a smooth plastic crotch for all the use you ever get out of it.
 
Bob has feelings about fat dumb assholes in golf shirts:
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In the midst of this one dumb tweet, we all missed a much dumber conversation about GTA V that this tweet was apart of.
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I'm now kind of hoping that Rockstar continues to be lazy and will continue to milk every last drop out of that game.
 
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