Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Would somebody with a twatter account please inform Movie Blob that in fact how smart a person is doesn't appear to corelate to how kind/good a person is. Plenty of very intelligent people are quite evil - serial killers often poses higher then average intelligences as we've measured them, and they aren't very nice. On the other hand there are some very simple people in the world with very good hearts if slow minds. Someone inform lard ass.
 
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“I'm angry as HELL about that, and I know *exactly* who I should be angry at - if you're not and you don't, you should hurry up and get there.”

Don’t bet on a stampede of people who want to be just as angry and miserable as you are, Bob. JFC he really cannot see how he looks to other people.
 
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No, it was evil when conservatives wanted to open the country back up and it's virtuous when Dem politicos want to keep the country closed up now. Except for protests. Protests are great now. Unless they're conservatives. Conservatives need to sit at home and shut the fuck up. Always and forever. Make sense now?

We should be DONE with corona. Hell, we should all be laughing at the damn dirty red state ghouls choking on their own secretions as we orbit the earth in our robot spaceships. Bob has been robbed of this, robbed I say!

The only reason Bob's so pissy is because he wants to go to movie theaters and he wants to dump his youtube pennies into the machines at the barcade. No one likes you Bob, not online, not offline, not at the barcade.
 
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McGregor said:
Would somebody with a twatter account please inform Movie Blob that in fact how smart a person is doesn't appear to corelate to how kind/good a person is. Plenty of very intelligent people are quite evil - serial killers often poses higher then average intelligences as we've measured them, and they aren't very nice. On the other hand there are some very simple people in the world with very good hearts if slow minds. Someone inform lard ass.
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That sounds like obsolete talk to me...
 
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I know I've brought up before how Mark Shea could almost pass as Bob's father (and that's not an intentional fat joke). To heighten the irony, here's something Mr. Shea wrote in 2001.

This is a question which the media are hard put to answer. Why? Because like the woman defending Lenin's statue, media culture is imbued with the thoroughly pagan conviction that intelligence is somehow intrinsically virtuous and that evil is somehow intrinsically rooted in stupidity. Thus, when Kaczynski was an unknown quantity, the press assumed he was dumb, but when his genius came to light, the media were thrown into a quandary, a quandary which got deeper when it became apparent that Kaczynski, like Lenin, was an exponent of themes the intelligentsia hold near and dear.​
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What is going on here? Would a butcher like Timothy McVeigh receive such schizophrenic treatment for his bestial crime by a reputedly respectable newspaper? ("I admire him, not for the bomb, but for his downsizing government philosophy.") Why then do we dally with the absurd notion that Kaczynski's (or Lenin's) clever brains exempt them from sin or guilt any more than McVeigh's dimpled chin? We would do well to remember that Hitler's minister of propaganda had a Ph.D. and that the Gulag was not constructed by numbskulls.​

Karl_der_Grosse said:
No, it was evil when conservatives wanted to open the country back up and it's virtuous when Dem politicos want to keep the country closed up now. Except for protests. Protests are great now. Unless they're conservatives. Conservatives need to sit at home and shut the fuck up. Always and forever. Make sense now?

We should be DONE with corona. Hell, we should all be laughing at the damn dirty red state ghouls choking on their own secretions as we orbit the earth in our robot spaceships. Bob has been robbed of this, robbed I say!

The only reason Bob's so pissy is because he wants to go to movie theaters and he wants to dump his youtube pennies into the machines at the barcade. No one likes you Bob, not online, not offline, not at the barcade.
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Posting this again.

Of course the question is, what exactly does Bob expect? I've listened to some podcasts make the arguments how the USA would have fought this, but when they bring up like South Korea... well the USA would have to lockdown completely, begin invasive, draconian testing, and deregulation to allow manufacturer of supplies.

Which - you know - all sounds like stuff Trump has been trying to do for years now and people like Bob have fought every step of the way.
 
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You’re on a hiding to nothing if you’re trying to find a logical angle in Bob’s rage.

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Bob really thinks he’s better than all these people. I avoid cops as a very firm rule and would like to see law enforcement privatized, so it’s not like this is coming from a #BlueLivesMatter POV when I say I’d bet money that a solid 98% of those cops are more morally sound than Bob is and have contributed more good to the world than Bob ever will.

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Also, I’m not saying Bob’s parents were cousins but looking at him and Chris, I’d believe his mom and dad were siblings.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
You’re on a hiding to nothing if you’re trying to find a logical angle in Bob’s rage.

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This is especially true of Bob. Bob's a dummy. He doesn't have the brain equipment to logically analyze a situation, and facts outright bore him. He doesn't learn new facts easily (or well) and he integrates new information only with the greatest difficulty. Bob doesn't do facts and logic, Bob's stuck on throwing tantrums and screaming insults. This is one reason for Bob's obsessive movie watching. Movies (at least the pap Bob loves) make it clear to even the thickest audience member that here are the heroes and these are the villains and this is how you're supposed to feel about them. Real life isn't so clear, so Bob desperately tries to fit his utterly simplistic worldview into complex situations and fails every time. Real life confuses and angers Bob, like it does many autists.
 
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Karl_der_Grosse said:
This is especially true of Bob. Bob's a dummy. He doesn't have the brain equipment to logically analyze a situation, and facts outright bore him. He doesn't learn new facts easily (or well) and he integrates new information only with the greatest difficulty. Bob doesn't do facts and logic, Bob's stuck on throwing tantrums and screaming insults. This is one reason for Bob's obsessive movie watching. Movies (at least the pap Bob loves) make it clear to even the thickest audience member that here are the heroes and these are the villains and this is how you're supposed to feel about them. Real life isn't so clear, so Bob desperately tries to fit his utterly simplistic worldview into complex situations and fails every time. Real life confuses and angers Bob, like it does many autists.
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It’s also why Bob chooses to live in his mental Mushroom Kingdom of movies and Mario as much as possible. His “depression” is just his reaction to being confronted with the reality of his actual, miserable, basement-bound, virginal life.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Bob really thinks he’s better than all these people. I avoid cops as a very firm rule and would like to see law enforcement privatized, so it’s not like this is coming from a #BlueLivesMatter POV when I say I’d bet money that a solid 98% of those cops are more morally sound than Bob is and have contributed more good to the world than Bob ever will.

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Also, I’m not saying Bob’s parents were cousins but looking at him and Chris, I’d believe his mom and dad were siblings.
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So tell me fatboy, whom you gonna cry too when someone nigga crackhead is gonna mug your fat ass as your waddling out of a movie theater after seeing the next MCU movie.
 
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Not to mention that it’s his precious blue states that have been hit the hardest in large part due to the incompetence of their Democratic governors.
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These people have successfully proven that you shouldn’t leave your economy and government be run by “experts,” you know, the people Cinema Slob thinks should run things.
 
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For $75,000 the superior future dog can be yours
At first I'm not sure if Bob is being self aware about the ridiculousness and the feasibility of the superior future that he's owed but then I remembered it's Bob.
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Something that legit shocked me was at 50 seconds in they have a selling point about "can robots help?" while showing the robot doing a thermal scan of people wearing masks, implying that this is the future for telling if someone's been kissed by Corona-chan. It is then followed up by "can robots play?". HAHAHA you are now distracted by the looming threat of being forever surveilled by silly dog bot doing a deal with it maymay. It's then followed by some inane things but we get a one-two punch of "can robots monitor?" and "can robots document?" while showing that you can program the nonthreatening dogbot to patrol a path.

I'm gonna leave with this. While it is a hyperbolic dramatization, I no longer view it as far fetched.
"Enough to kill half a city. The Bad half."
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It's from his Godzilla: King of Monsters review.
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Might as well remind people that Billy-Bob's autism about the robot dog is entirely because he clearly didn't take his dog dying as a kid all too well. This in his mind is an immortal companion who can censure and chart people that he in his fantasy robot body can either deal with or leave to die in the wastes.

That's how fucking retarded Billy-Bob Chimpman is.
 
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