Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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YOU SUPPORTED THE MASS PROTESTS THAT INFECTED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, YOU FAT UGLY FUCK. YOU DON'T GET TO GO BACK TO COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE NOT STAYING AT HOME.

Does he think that if it weren't for the other, previous protests (which were on a much smaller scale), the virus would've just disappeared overnight? Nobody would have been left infected to spread it around? He probably does think that, doesn't he?
 
I wish he didn’t force us to say it multiple times every day: Bob is a truly atrocious writer.

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If Bob and friends think it’s too risky to be out in the world right now, they can sit their fat asses at home while the rest of us put food on the table for our families. Bob, it’s a good thing you’re perpetually single and will never procreate. You’d really be too scared to support your family right now. Fucking pussy.

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I wish he didn’t force us to say it multiple times every day: Bob is a truly atrocious writer.

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"I hate having to do the work I need to do before I can do the work I want to do. Makes me burn out faster and the work slower." Took me all of ten seconds to rewrite that in my head and make it actually make some amount of grammatical sense.

Christ, Bob, do you ever fucking read what you vomit on Twitter? For that matter, can you read?
 
"I hate having to do the work I need to do before I can do the work I want to do. Makes me burn out faster and the work slower." Took me all of ten seconds to rewrite that in my head and make it actually make some amount of grammatical sense.

Christ, Bob, do you ever fucking read what you vomit on Twitter? For that matter, can you read?
Pretty sure only thing he can read is the order menu at McDonalds, movie annoucements, ticket stubs where his seat is and maybe Nintendo manuals.
 
YOU SUPPORTED THE MASS PROTESTS THAT INFECTED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, YOU FAT UGLY FUCK. YOU DON'T GET TO GO BACK TO COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE NOT STAYING AT HOME.

Does he think that if it weren't for the other, previous protests (which were on a much smaller scale), the virus would've just disappeared overnight? Nobody would have been left infected to spread it around? He probably does think that, doesn't he?
Well since "health professionals" have okayed these protests but said other gatherings are still extremely dangerous Bob's retarded ass probably thinks that huge groups confuse and kill Covid or some shit.

Scientists have never been wrong before, right?
 
GUISE! Everything is OK now! Corona, racism, and the government trampling on us has all been solved because Nintendo has announced new product and I am excited to consoom new product!
It's everyone's favorite on rails, non-shooter involving pokeymins. It's differenet from the one 20 years ago because everything's not a box.
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Well since "health professionals" have okayed these protests but said other gatherings are still extremely dangerous Bob's retarded ass probably thinks that huge groups confuse and kill Covid or some shit.

Scientists have never been wrong before, right?
Bob is dense enough not to question why are leftist riots okay, but rightist demonstrations/rallies/gatherings/etc. are not. Either the health "professionals" are biased as fuck, or the Wu Flu is not as dangerous as initially hyped.
Those are not mutually exclusive, by the way.
 
Since when Robert gives a fuck about pokemon? He likes to act as if those old videogames are pure and wholesome as a symbol of the best humankind can provide or some shit, but he never played those, he never really cared. He just likes to pretend it's a good thing because in Robert has this weird obssession with childhood and everything that evokes it being the absolute good in all of us or some shit.

Bob is dense enough not to question why are leftist riots okay, but rightist demonstrations/rallies/gatherings/etc. are not. Either the health "professionals" are biased as fuck, or the Wu Flu is not as dangerous as initially hyped.
Those are not mutually exclusive, by the way.

It isn't a question if Robert is dense or not, a zealot isn't stupid, just a fanatic. Robert likes to parade around about being a pragmatic guy, he believes that is only through the democrats that we can achieve the superior future he wants, so he uses the of "anything goes D" as a crutch to whatever dissonance in his "logic".

I mean, the future he really wants is fame, money and women, but since he can't get those on his own because he doesn't have the charisma and smarts to do it, he turned all this frustation on politics, and now all he does is talk and "produce" videos under the prism of american politics.

And the way the chose to see all this bullshit is under some sort of 80's cartoon setting, you gotta the G.I Joes and the Cobras, and whatever is the between gets swept away for the sake of the good guys being the good guys, because Robert uses the excuse that the "results" is what matter, even thought his "results" are nothing more than pipe dreams he uses as comfort for not being able to achieve his owns.
 
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Since when Robert gives a fuck about pokemon? He likes to act as if those old videogames are pure and wholesome as a symbol of the best humankind can provide or some shit, but he never played those, he never really cared. He just likes to pretend it's a good thing because in Robert has this weird obssession with childhood and everything that evokes it being the absolute good in all of us or some shit.
I thought Bobo hated Pokemon because they kickes Mario of his throne or something like that.
 
Given Bob's legendary horniness and simultaneous suckupery to Disney and similar corporations, did he ever comment on Disney+ editing Daryl Hannah's butt in the Disney+ version of "Splash"? Maybe he can give it a pass because the edited scenes are too short to start wanking, as he likely needs to find his little Mario first.
 
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