Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Is Bobbyboi drunk and giving out too much information or is this one of his famous jokes that no one gets and he gets mad about later? I'll let you, the audience, decide.
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You tell 'em Frank!


Do y'all know what a merkin is? It's a wig but for pubes. It was originally made for sex workers (whores) who would have to have their pubes due to catching crabs and needed to cover themesleves with something so as not to let their Johns know they were a sex worker (whore) who was infested with crabs. I have no idea if this is also a joke, like if he's trying to steal from Mr. Plinket, or if he's serious. Both are plausible and both should fill him and his family with shame.

Here's a fun wikihow on how to attach a merkin.
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"I briefly dated a stockbroker" Bob said, gently swirling his crystal snifter of Mountain Dew. "Alas, she turned out to be both gay and not interested in me. We've all been there, we're men of the world" he ruefully chuckled.
 
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The Littlest Shitlord said:
I'm not sure if Bob actually has anxiety, but if he does then I'd point out that anxiety is a very common co-morbidity of autism.
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Anxiety is a very common co-morbidity with a lot of things. But consider the known, undisputed facts about Bob’s life. We’d all be anxious — and likely suicidal — if we lived like that.

Also LOL that Bob is trying to treat his mental issues with amateur psychologist memes.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Do y'all know what a merkin is? It's a wig but for pubes. It was originally made for sex workers (whores) who would have to have their pubes due to catching crabs and needed to cover themesleves with something so as not to let their Johns know they were a sex worker (whore) who was infested with crabs. I have no idea if this is also a joke, like if he's trying to steal from Mr. Plinket, or if he's serious. Both are plausible and both should fill him and his family with shame.
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Merkins were briefly in the news a few years ago (a phrase I don't get to type very often) because the popularity of full frontal nudity in historical / fantasy cable shows (most notably Game of Thrones) created a boom market, since most if not all of the actresses were sporting hardwood floors, as it were. I suspect this is where Bob remembers it from, assuming he's not just completely misusing the word.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Is Bobbyboi drunk and giving out too much information or is this one of his famous jokes that no one gets and he gets mad about later? I'll let you, the audience, decide.
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You tell 'em Frank!


Do y'all know what a merkin is? It's a wig but for pubes. It was originally made for sex workers (whores) who would have to have their pubes due to catching crabs and needed to cover themesleves with something so as not to let their Johns know they were a sex worker (whore) who was infested with crabs. I have no idea if this is also a joke, like if he's trying to steal from Mr. Plinket, or if he's serious. Both are plausible and both should fill him and his family with shame.

Here's a fun wikihow on how to attach a merkin.
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Billy-Bob is such a thirsty faggot he would rather pretend that he made a woman go lesbian due to how fucking angry and retarded he is than admit he's kissless besides his mommy.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Is Bobbyboi drunk and giving out too much information or is this one of his famous jokes that no one gets and he gets mad about later? I'll let you, the audience, decide.
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Wait I thought Bob was a muscle-man Charles Atlas who can bench press 300lb and is a master survivalist as well? Shouldn't he be comparing himself to a muscular badass Pokemon instead of a Pokemons whose role in the story is being a fat lazy roadblock until you get the required item to wake it up?
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He has been in a bad place for years and tried to assuage the pain with McNuggets, Nintendo, and capeshit.
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There's a massive hole in his heart that will never be filled no matter how much he consumes his vices at the speed of a Chinese factory conveyor belt.
 
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Positron said:
Bobby drinks more white-guilt kool-aid and vomits out a blueprint of Superior Future:
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"There's a 2 in front of the year and we're still only living on Earth ffs", blob tweets. meanwhile, in the universe where Star Trek is real because all of the obsolete mayo ghouls (besides him) have been exterminated in the Eugenics Wars, here's movieblob on Risa:
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(he's angrily holo-tweeting about how the fact that he cannot experience Jamaharon with Mario proves that this is not the Superior Future ™)
 
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Bobby has a chronic immunocompromised condition. (He is not lying; he has Type II something)
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"The Dems have stayed frustratingly consistent":
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Being perpetually insane is not "consistent".

Bobby and lacky pondering "an honest remake" of Gone With the Wind:
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If anything it just speak of today's men- and womenchildrens' failure to just enjoy a compelling story.

It is 100% Trump's fault that cinemas don't require patrons to wear masks:
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Something something Twilight and Disney Morality
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No fucking idea:
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Positron said:
Bobby has a chronic immunocompromised condition. (He is not lying; he has Type II something)
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Bob has the weirdest case of diabetes I have ever seen. He claims to have cured it, claiming to have made so much progress on his health and his weight.

But then it just happens to magically reappear again when he needs to use it for an argument he is having on Twitter. Poor Bob.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Anxiety is a very common co-morbidity with a lot of things. But consider the known, undisputed facts about Bob’s life. We’d all be anxious — and likely suicidal — if we lived like that.

Also LOL that Bob is trying to treat his mental issues with amateur psychologist memes.
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To be fair, Bob does have a number of things to be legitimately anxious about. It's just that it's somewhat questionable whether he has enough intelligence and awareness of reality to know about them. I suppose that if your finances are bad enough that you are being hounded by bill collectors, that's a definite awareness-booster right there. The threat that COVID-19 poses to his fat miserable life is something else that he seems to be aware of.
 
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